the pleasures of the croc cannot be easily dismissed, my dear... they are a breed of shoe longing for the show, and they land in the strangest places you'de EVER imagine. No... Wait... You could probably imagine them in other places... oh feathers... you're imagining one still attached to the foot and somewhere in my backside, aren't you? Maybe I should slide away before you go get a step ladder to get your foot UP that high wearing a croc.
Only... If we just had a picture of you wearing crocs.
(would it be going to far to say, and wearing little else?)
The Butcher the Baker and the Candlestick maker are all fleeing the scene in that tub behind the Cunt posing in his pink gardening slippers (I cannot bring myself to say "The C word" well I can say "Cunt" obviously... but not that other "C" word)
Well, perhaps the cold water accounts for the shrinkage?
ReplyDeleteThe crocs look more appealing than anything else?
ReplyDeleteSx
Tick...
ReplyDeleteSx
That towel is *so* two years ago.
ReplyDeleteTacky
I, for one, NEVER wear my good dress crocs outside before the cocktail hour.
ReplyDeleteHe's not wearing a wedding ring !!!
ReplyDeleteWhere do we start?
ReplyDeleteActually, where's the wenis? The crocs are blinding me.
It's the CROCS!!!
ReplyDeleteDAMMIT, IT'S THE CROCS!!!!!!!!
THE CROCS, I TELL YOU, THE CROCS!!!
ReplyDeleteTHE CROCS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll take a guess.
ReplyDeleteIS IT THE CROCS?
You like them, don't you?
ReplyDeleteSx
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
ReplyDeleteHamlet Act III, Scene II
crocs
ReplyDeletethe pleasures of the croc cannot be easily dismissed, my dear...
they are a breed of shoe longing for the show, and they land in the strangest places you'de EVER imagine.
No...
Wait...
You could probably imagine them in other places...
oh feathers...
you're imagining one still attached to the foot and somewhere in my backside, aren't you?
Maybe I should slide away before you go get a step ladder to get your foot UP that high wearing a croc.
Only...
If we just had a picture of you wearing crocs.
(would it be going to far to say, and wearing little else?)
d=^))
He hasn't got any nipples?
ReplyDeleteDo the fine folk at Crocs make UNDERWEAR, too ? If so, yeah......
ReplyDeleteThe Butcher the Baker and the Candlestick maker are all fleeing the scene in that tub behind the Cunt posing in his pink gardening slippers (I cannot bring myself to say "The C word" well I can say "Cunt" obviously... but not that other "C" word)
ReplyDeleteSAY NO TO CROCS!!!!
ReplyDeletedear GOd.
ReplyDeleteUm... I'm just going to take a stab in the dark and say it might be the crocs....?
ReplyDeleteI don't know where to start.....
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ReplyDeleteThe people in the boat aren't wearing life jackets?
ReplyDelete"Pink Crocs and a small willy" ought to be the name of my jug & washboard band...
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