Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Male Service

The strike we reported on earlier has ended.

Male service, er, MAIL service to Canada resumes today.

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Those wishing to send fan mail or hip flasks to Mistress MJ may do so now.

Prize hip flask gathering dust in Princess’s palais
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17 comments:

  1. ayeM8y3:27 AM, June 28, 2011

    What number does a girl dial for male service...

    She dials M of course.

    She also dials M for Murder...

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  2. ayeM8y3:28 AM, June 28, 2011

    Oh yeah...FIRST!

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  3. The Mistress3:29 AM, June 28, 2011

    Ha! I was just visiting at YOUR place but didn't leave a comment as the line about crabs had been taken.

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  4. Ms Scarlet3:47 AM, June 28, 2011

    Oh. But I asked Princess to send the flask to me for safe keeping...
    Sx

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  5. The Mistress3:54 AM, June 28, 2011

    OMG! It's The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caper all over again!

    But THIS time with a hip flask!

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  6. Stacia6:15 AM, June 28, 2011

    I'd like to be serviced by a male who doesn't get that surprised look on his face when he sees me. It costs extra, but it's worth it.

    Please leave your jokes about blind men at the door.

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  7. The Mistress7:02 AM, June 28, 2011

    STACIA: Have you considered joining our Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?

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  8. kabuki zero7:06 AM, June 28, 2011

    why would you assume that there was dust at the palais? don't they have servants? are they on strike as well? is this the apocolypse? i have shit to do, if this is the end times i shall require a two week notice in writing. also, i believe it it bad luck to send a flask without attaching a 50 dollar bill, so one may fill the vessel with an appropriate liquer. just sayin'

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  9. LẌ7:21 AM, June 28, 2011

    Pleased to hear that law and order has been restored in Canada!

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  10. TB7:25 AM, June 28, 2011

    I was always curious from what agency the houseboys were hired. Explains now why they are so versatile in their duties.

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  11. The Mistress7:35 AM, June 28, 2011

    KABUKI: why would you assume that there was dust at the palais? don't they have servants? are they on strike as well? is this the apocolypse? i have shit to do, if this is the end times i shall require a two week notice in writing. also, i believe it it bad luck to send a flask without attaching a 50 dollar bill, so one may fill the vessel with an appropriate liquer. just sayin'

    I shall repeat what you’ve said in bold letters for the benefit of Princess….

    "i believe it it bad luck to send a flask without attaching a 50 dollar bill, so one may fill the vessel with an appropriate liquer."

    XL: Pleased to hear that law and order has been restored in Canada!

    Like Snidely Whiplash, the posties are taking the news lying down.

    TB: I was always curious from what agency the houseboys were hired. Explains now why they are so versatile in their duties.

    Works with push button telephones too!

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  12. Princess11:36 AM, June 28, 2011

    Dearest MJ,

    I'll just rummage through the dust and locate your flask shall I?...

    I hope it is still laying about here somewhere... Miss Scarlet has been incessant in her admiration for it and extremely willing to offer it a good home.

    I thank Miss Kabuki for her lovely suggestion...
    $50.00 Aussie converts to $51.68 Looney. How does that work?

    You get an extra shot of rum at my expense?

    Although attaching a $50.00 note would be a lovely gesture... if I had it... but sadly I don't... so I'll just be sending you luck and my best regards along with the flask...

    The Empress said to tell you that the flask will work wonderfully as a contraceptive... She had one for years... "Just hold it between your knees Dear" she says.

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  13. The Mistress12:05 PM, June 28, 2011

    PRINCESS: As you can see, there is no more room between my knees.

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  14. FirstNations3:05 PM, June 28, 2011

    *emerges from the depths of a murky Vodka fountain, spits out olives, adjusts snorkel, submerges once again*

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  15. LẌ3:56 PM, June 28, 2011

    First, the hockey riots. Then, the postal strike. Now, this!

    What the hell is going on up there?

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  16. mrpeenee8:48 PM, June 28, 2011

    I just wanted to point out the gigolo in the Dial M illustration looks an awfully lot like Mr. Bean. Would you pay for Bean Bits? No, I think not.

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  17. The Mistress10:32 PM, June 28, 2011

    NATIONS: *emerges from the depths of a murky Vodka fountain, spits out olives, adjusts snorkel, submerges once again*

    Those are Mr. Peenee’s eyeballs!

    He has enough trouble seeing without losing those!

    XL: First, the hockey riots. Then, the postal strike. Now, this!
    What the hell is going on up there?

    Make Prince Harry our king?

    This plan has not received approval from Mistress MJ.

    Notes line in the article that says…

    “the future king could rotate.”

    PEENEE: I just wanted to point out the gigolo in the Dial M illustration looks an awfully lot like Mr. Bean. Would you pay for Bean Bits? No, I think not.

    How can you even SEE that illustration after Ms. Nations has mistaken your eyeballs for olives?

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