In fact, the temperatures climb well into the 30s in the summer (that’s into the 90s for you folk who haven’t mastered the metric system.)
We’re heating up now for our Canada Day Competition on July 1st.
Be here that day on Infomaniac for your chance to win a special gift pack from Canada!
I am EAGERLY awaiting this Mistress...
ReplyDelete***dutifully places single chaste kisses on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***
Foot kissing will not win you the prize, Damien, nonetheless it is encouraged.
ReplyDeleteyes! another chance to WIN something, sugar! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteUnlike Princess’s compo, you will not be asked to design a frock…not even a Canadian frock.
ReplyDeleteWill we be editing the extra "stand on guard for thee's" out of Oh Canada?
ReplyDeleteYes, and I'll also expect you to sing it in French and Inuktitut.
ReplyDeleteI can tut!!
ReplyDeleteYes... I noticed the weather in Canada last week, as I looked at my singing dancing smartphone whilst cowering beneath an umbrella outside my holiday cottage rental.... I was a bit jealous.
Sx
The Royal Couple are winging their way here to Canada as we speak.
ReplyDeleteIt will be a pleasant 23°C (73°F) here upon their arrival.
Will the competition include a round of "Mount the Mountie"?
ReplyDeleteWaiting with bated breath.
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ReplyDeleteI just bought some cheese and I don't want the clown plate. I MIGHT compete if there were a tiny fez involved...but oh wait, those come from Archie McPhee, don't they. An AMERICAN outfit. Hm. Gee.
ReplyDeleteSee, it's that whole 'Canadian Gift Pack' thing. I mean, ew. Whats in it? One of those flags with a red dope leaf on it? One of those Little Red Books that your Chairman wrote? *breaks into 'The East is Red*
you clean all your holes with a douchebag?
ReplyDelete...sorry...got a little sidetracked there. I love that song. But you see my dilemma, right?
ReplyDeletewhoops, you really CAN see my dilemma. Sorry. *puts on knickers*
WALLY: Will the competition include a round of "Mount the Mountie"?
ReplyDeleteWhat you do in your spare time is none of my concern, Wally.
MITZI: Waiting with bated breath.
You don’t know how relevant that comment is but I’ll say no more until the winner has been announced.
NATIONS: I just bought some cheese and I don't want the clown plate. I MIGHT compete if there were a tiny fez involved...but oh wait, those come from Archie McPhee, don't they. An AMERICAN outfit. Hm. Gee.
See, it's that whole 'Canadian Gift Pack' thing. I mean, ew. Whats in it? One of those flags with a red dope leaf on it? One of those Little Red Books that your Chairman wrote? *breaks into 'The East is Red*
...sorry...got a little sidetracked there. I love that song. But you see my dilemma, right?
whoops, you really CAN see my dilemma. Sorry. *puts on knickers*
These tiny fezzes?
I’m afraid Tazzy and Piggy got my last remaining tiny fezzes.
Click here to see Piggy’s tiny fez and here to see Tazzy’s tiny fez.
Later, Tazzy stuffed his fez down his pants.
NORMADESMOND: you clean all your holes with a douchebag?
*sprays Sphincterine in Norma’s direction*
I'll be gardening in my white Maple leaf Gumboots in honour of Fete Canada all day. The Empress is even curding the cheese to try her hand at some poutine... We plan to watch some Dudley Do Right in the afternoon.
ReplyDeleteHe's sooo Canadian....
PRINCESS: I'll be gardening in my white Maple leaf Gumboots in honour of Fete Canada all day. The Empress is even curding the cheese to try her hand at some poutine... We plan to watch some Dudley Do Right in the afternoon.
ReplyDeleteHe's sooo Canadian....
Don’t make me hold you down to remove those boots.
Ooo! Sounds like fun. Someone might get hurt! Wheee!
ReplyDeleteCanadia.... Is that the one that happens if you turn left at Detroit?
ReplyDeleteweeeeeeeee. Sounds way much better than blowing up fireworks and eating hot dogs.
ReplyDeleteRANDOM CHICK: Ooo! Sounds like fun. Someone might get hurt! Wheee!
ReplyDeleteIt’s not an Infomaniac competition unless someone gets hurt, drunk or arrested.
PEENEE: Canadia.... Is that the one that happens if you turn left at Detroit?
Don’t forget your passport.
BOXER: weeeeeeeee. Sounds way much better than blowing up fireworks and eating hot dogs.
Unless someone gets hurt.
If the gift pack includes the bracelet Miss Hot Water Bottle is wearing, then I'm in. If it also includes Miss Hot Water Bottle herself, then am in like Flint, baby.
ReplyDeleteSTACIA: I'm trying to figure out how to freeze dry poutine and send it to the lucky winner.
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