Friday, June 17, 2011

Don’t Leave Home Without It

Mistress MJ cannot, I repeat, cannot leave home without her lippy…

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What about you, bitches?

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What can’t you leave home without?

30 comments:

  1. Cellphone, cigarettes and water bottle...
    Otherwise I am just nude.

    Hai savannah, xl

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  2. SAVANNAH: my cellphone.
    oh yeah and FIRST!!!


    I sometimes leave mine behind so I can disconnect from everything.

    XL: Wristwatch. Really.

    Does anybody really know what time it is?

    WALLY: Cellphone, cigarettes and water bottle...
    Otherwise I am just nude.
    Hai savannah, xl


    You always have your fags with you?

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  3. I never leave home without my phone and bitterness.

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  4. MICHAEL GUY: I never leave home without my phone and bitterness.

    No self-respecting “cock-slapping whore” would leave home without them!

    MAGO: My keys.

    Can’t you just break a window?

    It’s the Canadian way.

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  5. jumbo eggs.

    i throw them at traffic offenders.

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  6. I might have a panic attack without my phone... I always have Body Shop Tea Tree facial blotting tissues in my bag... and I usually remember to put some clothes on before I go out the door.
    SX

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  7. NORMADESMOND: jumbo eggs.
    i throw them at traffic offenders.


    White eggs?

    Brown eggs?

    Or Martha Stewart’s blue/green eggs as laid by her famous Araucana chickens?

    SCARLET: I might have a panic attack without my phone... I always have Body Shop Tea Tree facial blotting tissues in my bag... and I usually remember to put some clothes on before I go out the door.

    Why would you want to blot out your face?

    Are you in a witness protection programme?

    Or are you committing a fashion crime and are blotting out your face as an alternative to a black bar across your eyes?

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  8. They come in handy... I mean look at the effect they had on Mr Beastie.
    Sx

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  9. They completely obliterated his face, according to that latest snapshot on your blog!

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  10. cell phone. I freak out if it's not withing inces of me. And, dogs. It's so rare they're not with me that when I am alone in the car I sometimes have moments of panic thinking I've left a carrier on the sidewalk or Coco in the front yard.

    (and that's why I created the vodka fountain, btw.)

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  11. BOXER: I don’t get it…you invented the vodka fountain to calm your nerves over your forgetfulness habit?

    I thought you invented it for us!

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  12. How veddy, veddy British, Geoff.

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  13. Leave home? What is this leave home of which you speak?

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  14. Oh, that made me laugh, Princess... well, more of an understanding snuffle really.
    Sx

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  15. Considering that it's 11:00 am and I haven't left the house yet, Princess has a point.

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  16. But then again, I haven't yet applied my lippy.

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  17. A fresh bottle of poppers. You never know when you'll run across someone who needs a quick high.

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  18. If I ever do leave this home of which you speak it shall be with the utmost of decorum and good taste... Oh and
    a map and compass...

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  19. Phone, iPod and a squirt of my favourite perfume du jour.

    I'd be naked without my perfume du jour.

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  20. Sunglasses. I'm a sunglass whore, but I have the eyes of someone 20 years younger so ha.

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  21. COOKIE: A fresh bottle of poppers. You never know when you'll run across someone who needs a quick high.

    Poppers…not just for the dance floor anymore.

    PRINCESS: If I ever do leave this home of which you speak it shall be with the utmost of decorum and good taste... Oh and
    a map and compass...


    I hear they’re doing amazing things with GPS these days.

    *wonders if Boxer was in the vehicle*

    ROSES: Phone, iPod and a squirt of my favourite perfume du jour.
    I'd be naked without my perfume du jour.


    And what do you smell like THIS jour?

    KELLY RED: Sunglasses. I'm a sunglass whore, but I have the eyes of someone 20 years younger so ha.

    Here ya go.

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  22. Korean whorehouse red it's lovely.

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  23. I see you're wearing it too, Mitzi.

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