tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post5328104712354522190..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Canada Day Compo –Coming Soon!The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68883380224670356082011-07-01T06:59:23.637-04:002011-07-01T06:59:23.637-04:00STACIA: I'm trying to figure out how to freeze...STACIA: I'm trying to figure out how to freeze dry poutine and send it to the lucky winner.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6470620894636324622011-07-01T05:45:28.771-04:002011-07-01T05:45:28.771-04:00If the gift pack includes the bracelet Miss Hot Wa...If the gift pack includes the bracelet Miss Hot Water Bottle is wearing, then I'm in. If it also includes Miss Hot Water Bottle herself, then am in like Flint, baby.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50854086737805386802011-06-30T21:57:36.538-04:002011-06-30T21:57:36.538-04:00RANDOM CHICK: Ooo! Sounds like fun. Someone might ...<b>RANDOM CHICK</b>: <i>Ooo! Sounds like fun. Someone might get hurt! Wheee!</i><br /><br />It’s not an Infomaniac competition unless someone gets hurt, drunk or arrested.<br /><br /><b>PEENEE</b>: <i>Canadia.... Is that the one that happens if you turn left at Detroit?</i><br /><br />Don’t forget your passport.<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>weeeeeeeee. Sounds way much better than blowing up fireworks and eating hot dogs.</i><br /><br />Unless someone gets hurt.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62394809200699035982011-06-30T20:58:46.532-04:002011-06-30T20:58:46.532-04:00weeeeeeeee. Sounds way much better than blowing up...weeeeeeeee. Sounds way much better than blowing up fireworks and eating hot dogs.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75398600178053994762011-06-30T20:25:01.496-04:002011-06-30T20:25:01.496-04:00Canadia.... Is that the one that happens if you t...Canadia.... Is that the one that happens if you turn left at Detroit?mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64163255355109706312011-06-30T13:34:48.111-04:002011-06-30T13:34:48.111-04:00Ooo! Sounds like fun. Someone might get hurt! Whee...Ooo! Sounds like fun. Someone might get hurt! Wheee!Random Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14845600890470354063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56953286203020470652011-06-30T11:46:55.923-04:002011-06-30T11:46:55.923-04:00PRINCESS: I'll be gardening in my white Maple ...<b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>I'll be gardening in my white Maple leaf Gumboots in honour of Fete Canada all day. The Empress is even curding the cheese to try her hand at some poutine... We plan to watch some Dudley Do Right in the afternoon.<br />He's sooo Canadian....</i><br /><br />Don’t make me hold you down to remove those <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3d7lwto/" rel="nofollow">boots</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66449839906067791262011-06-30T11:41:40.429-04:002011-06-30T11:41:40.429-04:00I'll be gardening in my white Maple leaf Gumbo...I'll be gardening in my white Maple leaf Gumboots in honour of Fete Canada all day. The Empress is even curding the cheese to try her hand at some poutine... We plan to watch some Dudley Do Right in the afternoon.<br />He's sooo Canadian....Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73364246576513700922011-06-30T11:18:23.525-04:002011-06-30T11:18:23.525-04:00WALLY: Will the competition include a round of &qu...<b>WALLY</b>: <i>Will the competition include a round of "Mount the Mountie"?</i><br /><br />What you do in your spare time is none of my concern, Wally.<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>Waiting with bated breath.</i><br /><br />You don’t know how relevant that comment is but I’ll say no more until the winner has been announced.<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i>I just bought some cheese and I don't want the clown plate. I MIGHT compete if there were a tiny fez involved...but oh wait, those come from Archie McPhee, don't they. An AMERICAN outfit. Hm. Gee.<br />See, it's that whole 'Canadian Gift Pack' thing. I mean, ew. Whats in it? One of those flags with a red dope leaf on it? One of those Little Red Books that your Chairman wrote? *breaks into 'The East is Red*<br />...sorry...got a little sidetracked there. I love that song. But you see my dilemma, right? <br />whoops, you really CAN see my dilemma. Sorry. *puts on knickers*</i><br /><br />These <a href="http://tinyurl.com/52k5uq/" rel="nofollow">tiny fezzes</a>?<br /><br />I’m afraid Tazzy and Piggy got my last remaining tiny fezzes.<br /><br />Click <a href="http://tinyurl.com/428baux/" rel="nofollow">here</a> to see Piggy’s tiny fez and <a href="http://tinyurl.com/5rhm4wm/" rel="nofollow">here</a> to see Tazzy’s tiny fez.<br /><br />Later, Tazzy stuffed his fez down his <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3u8z86o/" rel="nofollow">pants</a>.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>you clean all your holes with a douchebag?</i><br /><br />*sprays <a href="http://www.mintyass.com/" rel="nofollow">Sphincterine</a> in Norma’s direction*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63141242515467157512011-06-30T10:51:14.013-04:002011-06-30T10:51:14.013-04:00...sorry...got a little sidetracked there. I love ......sorry...got a little sidetracked there. I love that song. But you see my dilemma, right? <br /><br />whoops, you really CAN see my dilemma. Sorry. *puts on knickers*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34182746863461110112011-06-30T10:49:51.809-04:002011-06-30T10:49:51.809-04:00you clean all your holes with a douchebag?you clean all your holes with a douchebag?normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44402570508489163332011-06-30T10:49:27.888-04:002011-06-30T10:49:27.888-04:00I just bought some cheese and I don't want the...I just bought some cheese and I don't want the clown plate. I MIGHT compete if there were a tiny fez involved...but oh wait, those come from Archie McPhee, don't they. An AMERICAN outfit. Hm. Gee.<br />See, it's that whole 'Canadian Gift Pack' thing. I mean, ew. Whats in it? One of those flags with a red dope leaf on it? One of those Little Red Books that your Chairman wrote? *breaks into 'The East is Red*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90687514672943476472011-06-30T10:49:14.075-04:002011-06-30T10:49:14.075-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-621910687030521782011-06-30T10:40:54.402-04:002011-06-30T10:40:54.402-04:00Waiting with bated breath.Waiting with bated breath.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68991784694064696922011-06-30T10:03:40.576-04:002011-06-30T10:03:40.576-04:00Will the competition include a round of "Moun...Will the competition include a round of "Mount the Mountie"?designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55408369183130742872011-06-30T09:44:33.582-04:002011-06-30T09:44:33.582-04:00The Royal Couple are winging their way here to Can...The Royal Couple are winging their way here to Canada as we speak.<br /><br />It will be a pleasant 23°C (73°F) here upon their arrival.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38924257269097568022011-06-30T09:36:23.615-04:002011-06-30T09:36:23.615-04:00I can tut!!
Yes... I noticed the weather in Canada...I can tut!!<br />Yes... I noticed the weather in Canada last week, as I looked at my singing dancing smartphone whilst cowering beneath an umbrella outside my holiday cottage rental.... I was a bit jealous.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32077615124971286642011-06-30T08:56:11.312-04:002011-06-30T08:56:11.312-04:00Yes, and I'll also expect you to sing it in Fr...Yes, and I'll also expect you to sing it in French and Inuktitut.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45042065468891214142011-06-30T08:45:58.712-04:002011-06-30T08:45:58.712-04:00Will we be editing the extra "stand on guard ...Will we be editing the extra "stand on guard for thee's" out of <i>Oh Canada</i>?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26567460008988026712011-06-30T08:10:50.474-04:002011-06-30T08:10:50.474-04:00Unlike Princess’s compo, you will not be asked to ...Unlike Princess’s compo, you will not be asked to design a frock…not even a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/435x7dy/" rel="nofollow">Canadian frock</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66998510346685054812011-06-30T08:08:11.938-04:002011-06-30T08:08:11.938-04:00yes! another chance to WIN something, sugar! xoxox...yes! another chance to WIN something, sugar! xoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34039255627862041672011-06-30T07:47:58.423-04:002011-06-30T07:47:58.423-04:00Foot kissing will not win you the prize, Damien, n...Foot kissing will not win you the prize, Damien, nonetheless it is encouraged.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53078423296565772122011-06-30T07:43:33.053-04:002011-06-30T07:43:33.053-04:00I am EAGERLY awaiting this Mistress...
***dutifu...I am EAGERLY awaiting this Mistress...<br /><br /><br />***dutifully places single chaste kisses on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.com