Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Emergency Underpants

How many times have soiled underpants ruined your day?

Don’t let it happen again!

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents with Emergency Underpants.

Available here.

22 comments:

  1. Number 1.
    oops.
    Uh...I mean Number 2.

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  2. I can see I’m going to have to buy these by the caseload if the rest of the Infomaniac bitches are anything like you.

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  3. i don't want be number 2. that means poo. but it does number three, cause i can't figure out what that is. but i know it's nasty.

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  4. They are not giant splooge rags if THAT helps.

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  5. It says they are "Safe." Anti-wedgie?

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  6. i love that word splooge!

    these are perfect for the car in case you have an accident & wind up in an ambulance.

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  7. XL: It says they are "Safe." Anti-wedgie?

    Why don’t we try them out on YOU?

    Would you care for a standard issue wedgie or an atomic wedgie?

    NORMADESMOND: i love that word splooge!
    these are perfect for the car in case you have an accident & wind up in an ambulance.


    What your mother told you about clean underwear was right, Norma.

    WALLY: Grab & Go! is my favorite!

    Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations!

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  8. I have one of these handy dispensers in every room over at the Chateau. As well you know.

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  9. THOMBEAU: I have one of these handy dispensers in every room over at the Chateau. As well you know.

    Only your dispensers are gilded!

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  10. good news/bad news/same ol' news

    Good News: Tobacco smokers may get lung cancer, but, not necessarily.

    Bad News: If they don't get lung cancer, they will most likely fall to renal failure.

    Same Ol' News: Even if they have to wear their bag out to the smoking spot outside, they will. Heck, even if they have to hold that cigarette up to the hole in their neck, they probably will.

    Tip for the wise... Invest in companies that sell temporary underwear or even depends and similar products.

    Then again, we only live once, right? And, as I am so fond of saying...we're only here for a short while. Get all the good laughs you can (Will Rogers)

    d=^))

    And now... off to the throne room!

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  11. BONEMAN: Be careful where you aim.

    I’ve just had the toilets sanitized!

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  12. does anyone else smell poo? anyone? really.

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  13. The economy pack really works out well for me in my profession.

    *Reaches across the bed, plucks a fresh pair and yells, “NEXT”!*

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  14. That reminds me of something. Expect an email soonish

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  15. Oh no Pete is mailing you his soiled under crackers :-(

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  16. No Beastie, but swing by my blog and be flattered

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  17. Not sure that I need the emergency underpants... but can I put my name down for an emergency yodel?
    Sx

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  18. Do they come in black lace?

    I don't wear white.

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  19. kabuki: does anyone else smell poo? anyone? really.

    Beast has filled his nappy again.

    YOU change him this time.

    AYEM8Y: The economy pack really works out well for me in my profession.
    *Reaches across the bed, plucks a fresh pair and yells, “NEXT”!*


    Mistress MJ clicked your link and wants one of those dispensers in every chamber.

    CYBERPOOF: That reminds me of something. Expect an email soonish

    Good find!

    See this post I did back in 2007 for some similar gadgetry.

    BEAST: Oh no Pete is mailing you his soiled under crackers :-(

    You’re not the ONLY one who does such things, you know.

    CYBERPOOF: No Beastie, but swing by my blog and be flattered

    I can’t believe you’ve given Beast hair.

    SCARLET: Not sure that I need the emergency underpants... but can I put my name down for an emergency yodel?

    I can only imagine what sort of madness you’d get up to with a yodeling pickle.

    ROSES: Do they come in black lace?
    I don't wear white.


    Have another vodka and you will.

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  20. ...I can see that I'm going to be busy this weekend....
    Sx

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  21. Emergency underpants - to be used only in an emergency.

    Because if it's not an emergency they're just totally...pants.

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