Thursday, February 17, 2011

Accessorize Your Houseboy

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Collar and cuffs sold separately.

28 comments:

  1. as Chanel once said, "never leave the room without taking off at least one accessory"
    Or all.

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  2. PRINCESS: Yay First..
    Nice Shoes...


    He can use the heel to stab olives before placing them into your martini glass.

    JASON: as Chanel once said, "never leave the room without taking off at least one accessory"
    Or all.


    Chanel?

    I thought it was TJB!

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  3. And from angle, we can see his mons...

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  4. COOKIE: Wait - where's the bunny tail?

    I don’t imagine Gloria Steinem has anymore use for hers.

    COOKIE: And from angle, we can see his mons...

    That candy isn’t exactly hidden, is it?

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  5. My maid Carmen would never be able to fit into that, unless they do one in tarpaulin, but then it'll take two big lads and an industrial winch just to fasten her up.

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  6. MITZI: My maid Carmen would never be able to fit into that, unless they do one in tarpaulin, but then it'll take two big lads and an industrial winch just to fasten her up.

    Carmen aka "Daft Cunt"?

    Yes, I’ve just been over to Peenee’s place.

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  7. i always enjoy legs that go all the way up....to a cock.

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  8. I never go anywhere without a pair of large ears.
    I really should have had them pinned back years ago.
    Sx

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  9. NORMADESMOND: i always enjoy legs that go all the way up....to a cock.

    Pop the cork to get to the cock.

    SCARLET: I never go anywhere without a pair of large ears.
    I really should have had them pinned back years ago.


    Mouse ears?

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  10. She prefers Mr Potato Head. She's not speaking to me at the moment (yawn), she says I interfere in her life, I'm intrusive, nosy and constantly invade her privacy. She didn't tell me herself. I read it in her diary, serves her right, she shouldn't have left it lying about under her mattress.

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  11. SCARLET: *squeak*

    Are you a member of the National Mouse Club?

    MITZI: She prefers Mr Potato Head. She's not speaking to me at the moment (yawn), she says I interfere in her life, I'm intrusive, nosy and constantly invade her privacy. She didn't tell me herself. I read it in her diary, serves her right, she shouldn't have left it lying about under her mattress.

    I say you install a nanny cam.

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  12. Who DARE mention the name of Mu Tai Dong?!

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  13. The memory of Mu Tai Dong is SACRED!

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  14. It's quite annoying, he has better calves than me.

    Humpf.

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  15. Does the outfit include a codpiece?

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  16. PDQ: The memory of Mu Tai Dong is SACRED!

    Mu Tai Dong!

    Mu Tai Dong!

    ROSES: It's quite annoying, he has better calves than me.
    Humpf.


    And no fluffy pink dressing gown.

    XL: Does the outfit include a codpiece?

    You can borrow this one.

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  17. Anything that keeps him from stretching out my lingerie is fine with me.

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  18. ROXY: Anything that keeps him from stretching out my lingerie is fine with me.

    He puts the “ho” in “hose.”

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  19. Miss J wouldn't tolerate this for a minute. The help going into Miss J's closets, putting on her things prancing around trying to catch Mr. J's eye.

    Miss J would scratch a bitch.

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  20. MISS JANEY: Miss J wouldn't tolerate this for a minute. The help going into Miss J's closets, putting on her things prancing around trying to catch Mr. J's eye.
    Miss J would scratch a bitch.


    We’ve heard how hard it is for you to keep good help.

    AND how Mister J was discovered blowing marabou feathers out of the side of his mouth.

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  21. Stilettos.

    Champagne.

    A man.


    Where the Hell is 'Petra?

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  22. IVD: Stilettos.
    Champagne.
    A man.
    Where the Hell is 'Petra?


    Go to Princess’s blog to see what’s happened to Petra.

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  23. CYBERPOOF: Nice bunny ears

    No detail was overlooked.

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