Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Titty Tuesday


(cleek to make beeg)
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  1. LẌ9:59 PM, June 01, 2009

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  2. LẌ10:02 PM, June 01, 2009

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  3. savannah10:06 PM, June 01, 2009

    ok, i am second because xl posted twice! xoxo

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  4. Anonymous10:11 PM, June 01, 2009

    She needs a much better support bra. BTW, I've been having a Joan Crawford moment for about a week now...will it end soon?

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  5. LẌ10:16 PM, June 01, 2009

    I yield my place in line to Miss Savannah. She's now 1st!

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  6. The Mistress10:30 PM, June 01, 2009

    What tomfoolery is taking place in here?!!!

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  7. The Mistress10:30 PM, June 01, 2009

    RANDOM: My moment has been extended!

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  8. ayeM8y10:56 PM, June 01, 2009

    I find that putting my tit in a coworkers mouth to be a satisfactory conclusion to any bitch fight (male or female).

    Suck Suck Suck you BITCH!

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  9. Jonathan10:57 PM, June 01, 2009

    Check out the my sidebar...

    Those are some giant tits...Im a big tit guy but those are just heinous...

    The little blonde chick however, that is a different story...

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  10. Jonathan10:58 PM, June 01, 2009

    and I now challenge Wil to put his ass on WilHarrison.com!

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  11. The Mistress11:13 PM, June 01, 2009

    AYEM8Y: I find that putting my tit in a coworkers mouth to be a satisfactory conclusion to any bitch fight (male or female).

    Several of my bitches would love it if you stuck your buns in their mouths.



    Suck Suck Suck you BITCH!

    Please write that nasty talk out a hundred times on the blackboard before you receive your punishment.





    JONNY: and I now challenge Wil to put his ass on WilHarrison.com!

    Did you hear that, WIL HARRISON?

    Your NEPHEW has posted a photo of his ass on his blog (dedicated to MJ).

    Are you going to let this little upstart upstage you?

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  12. Anonymous11:15 PM, June 01, 2009

    Typical. Those old school Brits never know when to stop breast feeding.

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  13. The Mistress11:21 PM, June 01, 2009

    KEVIN: Typical. Those old school Brits never know when to stop breast feeding.

    British men want bitty.

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  14. ayeM8y11:27 PM, June 01, 2009

    As you wish Mistress..

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  15. INNER VOICES11:39 PM, June 01, 2009

    thats a lot of suckage....

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  16. The Mistress11:42 PM, June 01, 2009

    AYEM8Y: (The rest of you bitches ignore this as it’s an in-joke between me and Mean Dirty Pirate)

    You’ve given me a CREAMY BEAVER!



    VOICES: thats a lot of suckage....

    Mean Dirty Pirate could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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  17. ayeM8y11:48 PM, June 01, 2009

    If only the whole world could enjoy a Creamy Beaver! It would be a nice place really.

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  18. The Mistress11:50 PM, June 01, 2009

    AYEM8Y: If only the whole world could enjoy a Creamy Beaver! It would be a nice place really.

    You’ll just have to be content with a Cocksicle, darling.

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  19. ayeM8y11:52 PM, June 01, 2009

    That would be a hard Creamsicle!

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  20. INNER VOICES11:56 PM, June 01, 2009

    seems as though youve left the door open to yer cheap hotel room....
    *closes door and feels dirty*

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  21. The Mistress12:01 AM, June 02, 2009

    AYEM8Y: That would be a hard Creamsicle!

    Or a Dreamsicle!




    VOICES: seems as though youve left the door open to yer cheap hotel room....
    *closes door and feels dirty*

    And don’t even THINK about peeing in the potted plant in the lobby on your way out.

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  22. nwtrunner12:16 AM, June 02, 2009

    Looking at the picture I had to wonder if she was sucking or inflating - given the size, I'm going for inflating.

    And sounds like MJ has an interesting life these days if SUCK YOU BITCH is the mantra. Geez, and creamy beavers too.

    Life must be good!

    As someone else noted - I'd go for blondie in the blue skirt first. She seems like a willing sorta gal!

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  23. The Mistress12:31 AM, June 02, 2009

    NWT: Looking at the picture I had to wonder if she was sucking or inflating - given the size, I'm going for inflating.
    And sounds like MJ has an interesting life these days if SUCK YOU BITCH is the mantra. Geez, and creamy beavers too.
    Life must be good!
    As someone else noted - I'd go for blondie in the blue skirt first. She seems like a willing sorta gal!

    Sucking OR blowing, it’s taken a giant set of inflatables to bring you out of hibernation!

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  24. INNER VOICES12:46 AM, June 02, 2009

    this a by the hour kind of place then....

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  25. The Mistress12:59 AM, June 02, 2009

    VOICES: this a by the hour kind of place then....

    Third rate romance
    Low rent rendezvous

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  26. Romeo Morningwood1:35 AM, June 02, 2009

    Speak into the Dyke!

    This is exactly how I intend to die..
    when my time comes..
    you know what to do.

    You got this out of the Albanian Dental Assistant texbook didn't you?

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  27. LẌ2:09 AM, June 02, 2009

    "CREAMY BEAVER"

    Nice Canadian reference!

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  28. Inexplicable DeVice2:28 AM, June 02, 2009

    I think they're quite beeg enough, thank you.

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  29. Ms Scarlet4:56 AM, June 02, 2009

    Smothered by a tit instead of a pillow...
    Miss Scarlet in the study with a large tit... I will reinvent Cluedo...
    Sx

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  30. The Mistress6:30 AM, June 02, 2009

    DONN: Speak into the Dyke!
    This is exactly how I intend to die..
    when my time comes..
    you know what to do.
    You got this out of the Albanian Dental Assistant texbook didn't you?

    Mistress MJ shall act as your Angel of Mercy.




    XL: "CREAMY BEAVER"
    Nice Canadian reference!

    YOU again!

    Troublemaker!




    IVD: I think they're quite beeg enough, thank you.

    Nonsense!

    How can you put a limit on two of the Wonders of the World?




    SCARLET: Smothered by a tit instead of a pillow...
    Miss Scarlet in the study with a large tit... I will reinvent Cluedo...

    I didn’t have a “clue” that you call it Cluedo over there.

    Did you know that we call it “Clue” here in The Colonies?

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  31. KAZ6:45 AM, June 02, 2009

    I never read about this in an Agatha Christie novel.

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  32. The Mistress6:51 AM, June 02, 2009

    KAZ: I never read about this in an Agatha Christie novel.

    It’s not Miss Marple’s cup of tea but you just know that that bitch Jessica Fletcher would be all over this!

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  33. alphawoman6:51 AM, June 02, 2009

    Somedays I find myself in the library (small very Southern Baptist town in Mid Tenn) and I have to skip you on my Bloglines. Every time my finger is ready to click that mouse and I think, WAIT!! I may be banished from the library it someone sees! lol! But, I love your site...in the privacy of my home.

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  34. BEAST6:56 AM, June 02, 2009

    This makes my lunch look somewhat insubstantial :-(

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  35. The Mistress7:01 AM, June 02, 2009

    ALPHAWOMAN: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize you from Lulu’s.


    Somedays I find myself in the library (small very Southern Baptist town in Mid Tenn) and I have to skip you on my Bloglines. Every time my finger is ready to click that mouse and I think, WAIT!! I may be banished from the library it someone sees! lol! But, I love your site...in the privacy of my home.

    Infomaniac is banned in the Red States so best to peek at us from between your fingers or you’ll get the book thrown at you.





    BEAST: This makes my lunch look somewhat insubstantial :-(

    Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry goes right through you.

    Haven’t you learned by now?

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  36. Richard8:41 AM, June 02, 2009

    She can smother someone with those boobs.

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  37. MommyHeadache9:43 AM, June 02, 2009

    The large breasted one is smothering the little one - she needs to get her udders strapped into one of those electric cow milking machines.

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  38. The Mistress10:45 AM, June 02, 2009

    RICHARD: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    She can smother someone with those boobs.

    Don’t try this at home!




    EMMA: The large breasted one is smothering the little one - she needs to get her udders strapped into one of those electric cow milking machines.

    I’m not sure the teat cups would be large enough.

    The machine could short circuit!

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  39. Anonymous11:13 AM, June 02, 2009

    Those are udderly rediculous.

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  40. CyberPete11:25 AM, June 02, 2009

    It's called Cluedo here too Miss Scarlet.

    Is that professor plum or will we see that one tomorrow?

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  41. The Mistress11:34 AM, June 02, 2009

    BAMATRAV: Those are udderly rediculous.

    Critic.



    CYBERPOOF: It's called Cluedo here too Miss Scarlet.
    Is that professor plum or will we see that one tomorrow?

    You’ll see plums soon enough…be they the Professor’s plums or someone else’s.

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  42. Heff11:36 AM, June 02, 2009

    "click to make big" ? NO NEED !

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  43. Richard11:49 AM, June 02, 2009

    She can't use a bra. she needs an "over the shoulder boulder holder".

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  44. The Mistress12:05 PM, June 02, 2009

    HEFF: "click to make big" ? NO NEED !

    I thought that you, of all people, would have your hand on the “click” button.

    You see, it’s a good thing I didn’t take the Heff Test.

    This proves I don’t know you.





    RICHARD: She can't use a bra. she needs an "over the shoulder boulder holder".

    Indeed. Otherwise she’ll be hospitalized for Titzenfloppin.

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  45. Jenny12:06 PM, June 02, 2009

    ouch. ouch. ouch.

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  46. The Mistress12:26 PM, June 02, 2009

    BOXER: ouch. ouch. ouch.

    Stop smacking yourself in the head with them!

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  47. Anonymous1:18 PM, June 02, 2009

    Don't mind me, I'll just sit here and stare...

    Hummmmmm...

    Anyone got a bucket?

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  48. Old Knudsen1:51 PM, June 02, 2009

    I'm glad you addressed this form of peer pressure and bullying, someday our dimly lit rooms will be safe.

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  49. The Mistress2:17 PM, June 02, 2009

    FAMMY: Don't mind me, I'll just sit here and stare...
    Hummmmmm...
    Anyone got a bucket?

    Doesn’t this make for a nice diversion from your little soldiers?





    KNUDSEN: I'm glad you addressed this form of peer pressure and bullying, someday our dimly lit rooms will be safe.

    In the meantime, you’re going to have to punish her.

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  50. Anonymous2:32 PM, June 02, 2009

    A nice diversion? I'd give up Little Men forever in exchange for those... ;-)

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  51. INNER VOICES3:00 PM, June 02, 2009

    looks as if titty tuesday has picked you up some new readership.... everyone loves boobs....

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  52. The Mistress5:55 PM, June 02, 2009

    FAMMY: Bitty!


    VOICES: Tits!

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  53. jason12:37 AM, June 03, 2009

    So much more painful than slapping a ruler on the knuckles.

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  54. The Mistress1:05 AM, June 03, 2009

    JASON: Don't make me show you just HOW painful!

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  55. Istvanski10:36 AM, June 03, 2009

    Did that poor blonde woman survive?

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  56. Neponset River Bridge Dig5:55 PM, June 07, 2009

    Holy smokes!

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