Screaming, crying, yes, even FAINTING!...
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Diehard fans are at the edge of mass hysteria. There’s no telling what could happen! We are concerned for the girls’ safety. Not to mention keeping their already sizable egos in check.
And so the managers of the Infomaniac All Girl Revue turn this over to you.
How do you handle all the fame and attention that comes your way?
AH... i see that the women of infomaniac are ready to hear their inner voices....
ReplyDeletein yer third foto. they look like they are all practicing their carpet munching skills... good thing to know around these parts fer sure... is that a secret infomaniac training camp?
ReplyDelete*waters plants on way out*
third.
ReplyDeleteto answer your question .... I make videos and that usually removes any attention.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you want to keep their egos in check?
ReplyDeleteThe world needs more "no brown m & m's divas"
My popularity is a curse
ReplyDelete***big dramatic sigh***
Its just lucky I am so modest
I am fortunate in that my pillow fluffing duties are performed within the inner sanctum of Infomaniac, thus shielding me from the public.
ReplyDeleteI leak my own sex-tapes.
ReplyDeleteHow do you handle all the fame and attention that comes your way?
ReplyDeleteWith grace and great humility...
...Failing that, hire some bodyguards, a publicist, a stylist, and some hair/make up people!
I wear massive sunglasses and pout a lot.
ReplyDeleteNo, wait... That's Posh Spice.
Sorry I didn't get time to visit yesterday, MJ. I was too busy fending off hoards of fame and attention.
fame and attention?
ReplyDeleteme?
actually, by hiding in plain sight. no one ever notices me.
xoxoxo
VOICES: AH... i see that the women of infomaniac are ready to hear their inner voices....
ReplyDeletein yer third foto. they look like they are all practicing their carpet munching skills... good thing to know around these parts fer sure... is that a secret infomaniac training camp?
*waters plants on way out*
If we were to offer “Carpet Munching 101” at the Infomaniac Training Camp, you would be chosen as team leader.
BOXER: third.
to answer your question .... I make videos and that usually removes any attention.
Isn’t it hard not to go unnoticed with a bevy of Chihuahuas around your heels?
CYBERPOOF: Why would you want to keep their egos in check?
The world needs more "no brown m & m's divas"
Mistress MJ’s concert rider is much like that of Amy Winehouse who says that the provision of a large bottle of vodka and a chilled bottle of Champagne "are a must."
BEAST: My popularity is a curse
***big dramatic sigh***
Its just lucky I am so modest
Being popular for sticking bananas up your backside is nothing to write home about.
XL: I am fortunate in that my pillow fluffing duties are performed within the inner sanctum of Infomaniac, thus shielding me from the public.
ReplyDeleteUntil I release the privately filmed Pillow Fluffing tapes!
MIKEY: I leak my own sex-tapes.
Where is MY copy?
EROS: How do you handle all the fame and attention that comes your way?
With grace and great humility...
...Failing that, hire some bodyguards, a publicist, a stylist, and some hair/make up people!
You could not possibly improve on those movie star looks of yours.
Although I must take issue with that hat you wore to Greece.
IVD: I wear massive sunglasses and pout a lot.
No, wait... That's Posh Spice.
Sorry I didn't get time to visit yesterday, MJ. I was too busy fending off hoards of fame and attention.
Posing as Posh Spice will not get you into bed with Becks.
SAVANNAH: fame and attention?
me?
actually, by hiding in plain sight. no one ever notices me.
Except for your legion of blogging fans who look for you everyday!
If they are praying like this in church now, I should probably start going... Especially if it's anything like the last pic...
ReplyDeleteJONNY: Just wait until they start with the snake handling!
ReplyDeleteI got something they can handle....
ReplyDeleteThose Nuns!Those Nasty Habits!!
ReplyDeleteI usually have my fans kneel before me. It puts them in their place, and gives me an even bigger high.
ReplyDeleteJONNY: I got something they can handle....
ReplyDeleteOh put that little thing away.
TONY: Those Nuns!Those Nasty Habits!!
See you in the confessional.
HEFF: I usually have my fans kneel before me. It puts them in their place, and gives me an even bigger high.
Which way are you facing when you ask them to kiss your ring?
figured something like that was coming next but I said it and took the verbal abuse anyways
ReplyDeleteBesides I'm a firm believer in women thinking that size doesn't matter, it's what you can do with your mouth (to a woman) that does....
JONNY: figured something like that was coming next but I said it and took the verbal abuse anyways
ReplyDeleteYou just ask for it.
Besides I'm a firm believer in women thinking that size doesn't matter, it's what you can do with your mouth (to a woman) that does....
Good boy, Jonny.
Someone has taught you well.
My fans do my housework. Only thing they're good for.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah and must clean up round here soon...
ROSES: My fans do my housework. Only thing they're good for.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah and must clean up round here soon...
Good plan.
That is why we have Houseboys.
The hat helps me remain incognito!
ReplyDeleteEROS: I'm tempted to sing "You Can Leave Your Hat On" but I want you to take it off!
ReplyDelete