Friday, June 12, 2009

Filthy Friday – Cops Edition

Sung to the theme song of the TV series “Cops”…

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you





Bad girls bad girls
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you

Posted by at
Labels: ,

34 comments:

  1. eroswings7:10 PM, June 11, 2009

    I see these cops know how to work a nightstick! They're certainly not afraid to get down and dirty and take matters into their own hands!

    ReplyDelete
  2. HoodChick7:23 PM, June 11, 2009

    3 dongs don't make it right?

    ReplyDelete
  3. savannah7:33 PM, June 11, 2009

    third? again?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Leah8:13 PM, June 11, 2009

    Don't worry savannah--comfort yourself that I'm fourth! We're both getting too slow on the uptake.

    Those skinny bearded cops wouldn't last a second on the streets of Brooklyn. I have it on good authority.

    Now those breasteses? Maybe they've got a shot.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Lulu LaBonne9:02 PM, June 11, 2009

    It's a shame your police force can't hand out full uniforms - or even one's that fit!

    It must b very distracting getting a speeding ticket in Canada.

    ReplyDelete
  6. LẌ10:01 PM, June 11, 2009

    Watch it! Those things might be loaded!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Jenny11:43 PM, June 11, 2009

    I see you've balanced it out - Heff will be greatly relieved.

    ReplyDelete
  8. CyberPete1:10 AM, June 12, 2009

    At least they aren't fat geezers. Thank you.

    Good to see the police working together. Teamwork is very important in every line of work

    ReplyDelete
  9. The Mistress1:21 AM, June 12, 2009

    EROS: I see these cops know how to work a nightstick! They're certainly not afraid to get down and dirty and take matters into their own hands!




    Those nightsticks are for hole patrol.





    HOODCHICK: 3 dongs don't make it right?




    Ha!






    SAVANNAH: third? again?




    Frankly, I don’t know why you even bother.

    Good thing Leah’s sympathetic.





    LEAH: Don't worry savannah--comfort yourself that I'm fourth! We're both getting too slow on the uptake.
    Those skinny bearded cops wouldn't last a second on the streets of Brooklyn. I have it on good authority.
    Now those breasteses? Maybe they've got a shot.




    What would Lennie Briscoe do?

    Oh how I miss him.

    ReplyDelete
  10. The Mistress1:21 AM, June 12, 2009

    LULU: It's a shame your police force can't hand out full uniforms - or even one's that fit!
    It must b very distracting getting a speeding ticket in Canada.




    The economy is hurting EVERYONE.







    XL: Watch it! Those things might be loaded!




    One of them might be shooting blanks.





    BOXER: I see you've balanced it out - Heff will be greatly relieved.




    HEFF can kiss my ass.





    CYBERPOOF: At least they aren't fat geezers. Thank you.
    Good to see the police working together. Teamwork is very important in every line of work




    You want fat geezers?

    I’ll give you fat geezers NEXT time!

    ReplyDelete
  11. BEAST2:11 AM, June 12, 2009

    Miss MJ there has obviously been a terrible accident in the second picture as their airbags have been deployed

    ReplyDelete
  12. Old Knudsen2:32 AM, June 12, 2009

    That first picture is disgusting, does no one shave in that town?

    ReplyDelete
  13. jason3:23 AM, June 12, 2009

    Naughty soccer mom's been speeding in her SUV again, I see.
    And doing God knows what with the balls.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Anonymous4:43 AM, June 12, 2009

    The scary thing is I think 2 of them might be brothers. And the 2 chicks could definitely be doing some mothering, or should I say, smothering.

    Wil Harrison.com

    ReplyDelete
  15. Ms Scarlet5:45 AM, June 12, 2009

    So where is the pic of the trucheons puncturing the airbags?
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  16. The Mistress9:43 AM, June 12, 2009

    BEAST: Miss MJ there has obviously been a terrible accident in the second picture as their airbags have been deployed




    Kindly remove your face from the airbags so we can hear what you’re trying to say.






    KNUDSEN: That first picture is disgusting, does no one shave in that town?




    No, not if they’re from Liverpool.





    JASON: Naughty soccer mom's been speeding in her SUV again, I see.
    And doing God knows what with the balls.




    If you fast forward to the end of Soccer Mom Sluts, you’ll find out!





    WIL: The scary thing is I think 2 of them might be brothers. And the 2 chicks could definitely be doing some mothering, or should I say, smothering.




    Just keepin’ it in the family.





    SCARLET: So where is the pic of the trucheons puncturing the airbags?




    You’re not one of those fetishists who gets turned on by car crashes, are you?

    ReplyDelete
  17. Jonathan9:50 AM, June 12, 2009

    Who wants a mustache ride ?

    Is this a still from the gay porn version of Super Troopers ?

    "Super Shooters" ??

    ReplyDelete
  18. CyberPete10:32 AM, June 12, 2009

    No MJ! I want fit 25-35 year old hunks with large...guns?

    Please?

    ReplyDelete
  19. The Mistress10:53 AM, June 12, 2009

    JONNY: Who wants a mustache ride ?
    Is this a still from the gay porn version of Super Troopers ?
    "Super Shooters" ??




    Could be…and the bottom still is from "Super Hooters."





    CYBERPOOF: No MJ! I want fit 25-35 year old hunks with large...guns?
    Please?




    Blogs with young beefcake are a dime a dozen.

    Where else are you gonna get hairy fat naked old men?

    Besides your local tea room, of course.

    ReplyDelete
  20. MommyHeadache11:10 AM, June 12, 2009

    That reminds me, I must stock up on frankfurters on the way home!

    ReplyDelete
  21. The Mistress11:41 AM, June 12, 2009

    EMMA: That reminds me, I must stock up on frankfurters on the way home!




    Or cocktail weenies if you prefer something smaller.

    ReplyDelete
  22. CyberPete12:14 PM, June 12, 2009

    You should have a weekly feature with young beefcake

    ReplyDelete
  23. Heff12:38 PM, June 12, 2009

    This marks the first time EVER that Heff has WANTED to be arrested.

    MJ, You're a wicked, wicked man.

    ReplyDelete
  24. The Mistress12:55 PM, June 12, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: You should have a weekly feature with young beefcake




    Maybe we’ll conduct a poll to see if our public wants that.





    HEFF: This marks the first time EVER that Heff has WANTED to be arrested.
    MJ, You're a wicked, wicked man.




    That’s WOman to YOU, smartass.

    I hope one of those troopers knocks you senseless with his nightstick.

    Oh and please see my comment to Boxer.

    By the way, one of your bitches is loose on my last Titty Tuesday post.

    A certain Geology Joe.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Anonymous12:56 PM, June 12, 2009

    So Heff discovers his anima ... finally, after all these years.

    ReplyDelete
  26. The Mistress12:57 PM, June 12, 2009

    MAGO: So Heff discovers his anima ... finally, after all these years.




    I don’t know about Heff’s anima but he’s asking for an enema!

    ReplyDelete
  27. Inexplicable DeVice1:00 PM, June 12, 2009

    "CYBERPOOF: You should have a weekly feature with young beefcake

    MJ: Maybe we’ll conduct a poll to see if our public wants that."

    Conduct the poll. CONDUCT THE POLL!

    ReplyDelete
  28. The Mistress1:05 PM, June 12, 2009

    IVD: "CYBERPOOF: You should have a weekly feature with young beefcake
    MJ: Maybe we’ll conduct a poll to see if our public wants that."
    Conduct the poll. CONDUCT THE POLL!




    You foreigners can be soooo tiresome.

    ReplyDelete
  29. INNER VOICES1:38 PM, June 12, 2009

    *wonder what the lady has in her trunk*

    ReplyDelete
  30. The Mistress1:41 PM, June 12, 2009

    VOICES: *wonder what the lady has in her trunk*




    Junk.

    ReplyDelete
  31. Old Knudsen1:45 PM, June 12, 2009

    I want to be 'pulled over' by a lady cop.

    ReplyDelete
  32. The Mistress1:50 PM, June 12, 2009

    KNUDSEN: I want to be 'pulled over' by a lady cop.




    You get demerit points for not having your load securely fastened.

    ReplyDelete
  33. Roses3:03 PM, June 12, 2009

    Sorry officers, was I speeding? I'm sure I don't warrant being arrested by the three of you...

    (I'm not a soccer mom)

    ReplyDelete
  34. The Mistress6:54 PM, June 12, 2009

    ROSES: Sorry officers, was I speeding? I'm sure I don't warrant being arrested by the three of you...
    (I'm not a soccer mom)




    You may not be a soccer mom but you’ve got balls.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)