Mistress MJ has taken The Houseboys on holiday…
We haven’t gone far. You'll find us poolside if you’d like to join us…
You missed a spot, bitch.
See you back here soon!
Friday, June 26, 2009
On Hols
Hold my calls.
Mistress MJ has taken The Houseboys on holiday…
We haven’t gone far. You'll find us poolside if you’d like to join us…
You missed a spot, bitch.
See you back here soon!
Mistress MJ has taken The Houseboys on holiday…
We haven’t gone far. You'll find us poolside if you’d like to join us…
You missed a spot, bitch.
See you back here soon!
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ooooo.... little plastic men!!!
Enjoy the vacation!
Is that a bottle of lube that golden net shirt Ken is about to use on his hot pink pants friend Alan?
Twelve inch plastic poolboys are so safe and sanitary. Enjoy them Mistress and your holiday.
I will be expecting a postcard bitch
Are the chaise pillows sufficiently fluffed?
Are you practicing Esther Williams routines with the boys?
I heard on the radio MJ was dead. Tell me it's not true....
Look at those six packs!
Have a good one!
Sx
make sure you pack some sunscreen for those boys.
Fine. I come back after experiencing technical difficulties and here you are lounging by the pool with a bunch of poofs. Must be nice!!!
I'm disappointed for you Mistress, I would have thought you'd want something a little less...plastic in their jockeys. Cause they no-Ken-do.
Enjoy your hols!
...and just when I was about to send you a picture of my ass....
Ah shit I just did a post about you, ach i had better delete it.
Vacationing AGAIN!!
You had one only last year!
What a lazy baggage
Those houseboys of yours...
They've all had "work done" haven't they?
They're looking a bit plastic.
Are they anatomically correct? Not sure there would be anything correct about that.
Wil Harrison.com
You have the makings of a Football (aka SOOKKER) Team here!
Thank God Your OK!Someone left a comment on my blog about how she was upset about what happened to 'M.J.'!!!!!
and i thought my holiday was droll, sugar... :~D xoxoxo
Watch yer feet ...
I dont believe thats your pool , theres no nekkid old men desporting in the shallow end
I'm on hols too--hope you're having fun!
Are you back yet?
Sx
I'm on hol - but I'm still blogging.
Pwah!! Call yourself a blogaholic.
How long is this holiday of yours going to last?
Aw the terrible time, the big white silence ...
where the hell are you, sugar? i've posted happy canada day cards for y'all! :( xoxoxo
Canada Day / Fête du Canada!
I don't remember approving a vacation of this length?
I start to feel a little like one of Pawlow's dogs ...
I imagine that first pic of the Houseboys is a 'before' pic? I dread to think what they'll look like at the end of your holiday.
Take care of mini-plastic-Tim! I hope you have a splendidly relaxing time.
Come back refreshed after a thorough colonic irrigation darling! xx
I'm sulking - no Filthy Friday.
Most disappointing.
Ditto, no Filthy Friday...
Sx
yeah, i'd forgotten about that! no filthy friday! *snickering*
xoxox
I suppose it's now too late for a Smutty Saturday?
Everyone should know that MJ is safe in her little padded cell...
Blogger INNER VOICES said...
ooooo.... little plastic men!!!
Inner Voices, These men entertain and fit in small spaces, the perfect traveling companions.
Blogger ayem8y said...
Twelve inch plastic poolboys are so safe and sanitary. Enjoy them Mistress and your holiday.
Ayem8y, Poolboys packing twelve inches may not be safe in the presence of the Mistress and the houseboys.
Blogger CyberPete said...
I will be expecting a postcard bitch
CP, The Mistress will send you a postcard of a fat nekkid old man as soon as she gets your address and credit card number.
Blogger xl said...
Are the chaise pillows sufficiently fluffed?
XL, Skilled fluffers are always welcomed at Chateau Infomaniac. Just be sure to wash your hands before and after fluffing.
Blogger Lulu LaBonne said...
Are you practicing Esther Williams routines with the boys?
Ms. LaBonne, The only thing the houseboys will be practicing is making margaritas for the Mistress sunning by the pool.
Blogger Tickersoid said...
I heard on the radio MJ was dead. Tell me it's not true....
No, Tickers, that is a different white woman who passed away.
Blogger Geoff said...
Look at those six packs!
Geoff, That's the only kind allowed near the Mistress's pool.
Blogger Scarlet-Blue said...
Have a good one!
Sx
Scarlet B, The Mistress will drink a toast (or two) to you!
Blogger Boxer said...
make sure you pack some sunscreen for those boys.
Boxer, The houseboys do all the packing, even when they're off duty.
Blogger Random Chick said...
Fine. I come back after experiencing technical difficulties and here you are lounging by the pool with a bunch of poofs. Must be nice!!!
Random Chick, Anytime the Mistress's needs are seen to is a good time for all! Ask not what Infomaniac can do for you but what you can do for Infomaniac.
Blogger Roses said...
I'm disappointed for you Mistress, I would have thought you'd want something a little less...plastic in their jockeys. Cause they no-Ken-do.
Enjoy your hols!
Roses, The only recreation the Mistress seeks from the staff is the kind that comes in a bottle.
Blogger Heff said...
...and just when I was about to send you a picture of my ass....
Heff, beware. The Mistress is on vacation. Her email inbox is not.
Blogger Old Knudsen said...
Ah shit I just did a post about you, ach i had better delete it.
Old K, Write what you will about the Mistress, so long as it's the fabulous truth (and a line in your will leaving her your cap).
Blogger BEAST said...
Vacationing AGAIN!!
You had one only last year!
What a lazy baggage
Beast, the Mistress awaits a better offer than lounging by the pool and drinking cocktails.
Blogger Istvanski said...
Those houseboys of yours...
They've all had "work done" haven't they?
They're looking a bit plastic.
Istvanski, A gentleman never asks and the Mistress never tells.
Blogger Wil said...
Are they anatomically correct? Not sure there would be anything correct about that.
Will, The houseboys are ready to play doctor with you. Feel free to probe.
Blogger tony said...
You have the makings of a Football (aka SOOKKER) Team here!
Thank God Your OK!Someone left a comment on my blog about how she was upset about what happened to 'M.J.'!!!!!
Tony, The houseboys are experts at handling balls.
Many people are distressed that Infomaniac is on vacation.
Blogger savannah said...
and i thought my holiday was droll, sugar... :~D xoxoxo
Savannah, Fruits and cocktails make droll holidays gay.
Blogger mago said...
Watch yer feet ...
Mago, The Mistress is waiting for you to massage them.
Blogger BEAST said...
I dont believe thats your pool , theres no nekkid old men desporting in the shallow end
Beast, Nekkid old men engaging in water sports, is that a Filthy Friday request?
Blogger Leah said...
I'm on hols too--hope you're having fun!
Leah, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. The Mistress and the houseboys are having a gay old time!
Blogger Scarlet-Blue said...
Are you back yet?
Sx
Scarlet B, Infomaniac is still on vacation...please leave a message after the beep. Beep!
Blogger KAZ said...
I'm on hol - but I'm still blogging.
Pwah!! Call yourself a blogaholic.
Kaz, the Mistress is an alcoholic! Alcoholic! Allegedly!
Blogger CyberPete said...
How long is this holiday of yours going to last?
CP, Til the booze runs dry.
Blogger mago said...
Aw the terrible time, the big white silence ...
Mago, Try listening to some soothing Canadian music--perhaps a selection from Celine Dion?
Blogger savannah said...
where the hell are you, sugar? i've posted happy canada day cards for y'all! :( xoxoxo
Savannah, Hopefully, Infomaniac is passed out under an umbrella poolside with a cold drink in hand.
Blogger xl said...
Canada Day / Fête du Canada!
XL, And Canada thanks America for taking in Celine Dion
Blogger Boxer said...
I don't remember approving a vacation of this length?
Boxer, The Mistress does as she pleases.
Blogger mago said...
I start to feel a little like one of Pawlow's dogs ...
Mago, Don't salivate on the Mistress shoes
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...
I imagine that first pic of the Houseboys is a 'before' pic? I dread to think what they'll look like at the end of your holiday.
Take care of mini-plastic-Tim! I hope you have a splendidly relaxing time.
IDV, No amount of washing can clean these dirty, dirty houseboys.
Blogger EmmaK said...
Come back refreshed after a thorough colonic irrigation darling! xx
Emmak, The Mistress prefers a facial.
Blogger Roses said...
I'm sulking - no Filthy Friday.
Most disappointing.
Blogger Scarlet-Blue said...
Ditto, no Filthy Friday...
Sx
Blogger savannah said...
yeah, i'd forgotten about that! no filthy friday! *snickering*
xoxox
Blogger Roses said...
I suppose it's now too late for a Smutty Saturday?
Ladies, your love of Filthy Friday is duly noted.
Disclaimer: Infomaniac is not responsible for any physical, mental, and emotional damage that may result from viewing Filthy Friday.
Blogger mutleythedog said...
Everyone should know that MJ is safe in her little padded cell...
Mutley, Don't forget to sneak in the booze and drugs the next time you visit.
Thank you Eros, I feel better now!
Mr Eros is the new Miss Mj
Now thats a peculiar turn of events.
I bet you 'banged her up*' when you were doing jury service , and now feel guilty about disapionting her readership
*as in thrown into jail rather than ....well you know !
wow, what a pal you are, eros! xoxox
So Eros is MJ, those pictures were real then, a well beggars can't be choosy.
BITCHES: We are still on vacation but will try to slip a post or two in to tide you over until we return.
In the meantime, please put your hands together to thank Eroswings for filling in for Mistress MJ in the comments section.
I think you’ll all agree that Eros knows Mistress MJ better than she knows herself!
EROS: The cheque is in the mail.
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