Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Straight Story

Complete the story on page six…


image via [Fabulon]


And then what happened?

30 comments:

  1. don't care. I'm first and that's all that matters.

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  2. OK, I care, of course, I care;

    Jimmy: "Billy, you sure do look cold out there"

    Billy: "Are your Parents home?"

    Jimmy: "No, but they said I couldn't have anyone come over, they're worried about what happens when kids are left alone in the house".

    Billy: "But they're worried about GIRLS, not Boys."

    Jimmy: "In that case, come on in!"

    Billy: "you're not straight, are you?"

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  3. I can keep going... all night long.....

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  4. BOXER: Have you applied for the position of head writer on the soap opera, "Gays of Our Lives?"

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  5. The fashion police burst in and arrest them for wearing such hideous colours. And the hat oh and did one
    of them wear Docs?

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  6. Missionary: Are you ready to receive the Good News?

    Man of the House: Why yes I am! Let's go into the bedroom where you can teach me the meaning rapture and explore the straight and narrow path!

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  7. Hey, who the hell is Ruth and why did she autograph your near-pristine Vol LXIV No 7 edition of STRAIGHT?

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  8. Do You like my new hat Squeals Miss MJ
    It makes you look like a butch lezza! exclaims an exasperated Petra

    No go home and change , people are pointing. And another thing , stop writing stupid things on my door

    As the door haughtily slams behind the tragicaly behatted Miss MJ , she leaves a perfectly straight line of Ugg prints in the virgin snow ..........

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  9. They were abducted by aliens who inserted probes in their orifices.

    They liked it.

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  10. Yellow pyjama man says - Shit! I was trying to sleep til Spring. Why d'you go and wake me up man?

    BTW - thanks for the delivery of new houseboys (well they're not new exactly you've obviously used them thoroughly, but they'll do)

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  11. Why has he written, 'story on page 6' on his door?

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  12. Nothing happened because they're straight so they just hugged each other in a manly, macho, non-gay way. Then they stripped off and had manly, hetrosexual, mutual masturbation.....you know where this is going...

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  13. CYBERPOOF: The fashion police burst in and arrest them for wearing such hideous colours. And the hat oh and did one of them wear Docs?

    Surely there must be some form of winter footwear involved but I don’t see any evidence of Docs and it certainly isn’t Uggs as Beast had the audacity to suggest.


    EROS: Missionary: Are you ready to receive the Good News?

    Man of the House: Why yes I am! Let's go into the bedroom where you can teach me the meaning rapture and explore the straight and narrow path!


    Go on.

    I’m fingering my rosary as you speak.

    XL: Hey, who the hell is Ruth and why did she autograph your near-pristine Vol LXIV No 7 edition of STRAIGHT?

    Erasing it would be a Ruthless act.

    BEAST: Do You like my new hat Squeals Miss MJ
    It makes you look like a butch lezza! exclaims an exasperated Petra

    No go home and change , people are pointing. And another thing , stop writing stupid things on my door

    As the door haughtily slams behind the tragicaly behatted Miss MJ , she leaves a perfectly straight line of Ugg prints in the virgin snow ..........


    Don’t EVER mention Mistress MJ’s name in the same breath as Uggs again!


    SCARLET: THIS is what happened.

    You’ve been gazing into your crystal ball again and have predicted the future, haven’t you, Miss Scarlet?

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  14. GARFY: They were abducted by aliens who inserted probes in their orifices.
    They liked it.


    After the aliens stick in the probes, how do they gauge when you’re done?

    LULU: Yellow pyjama man says - Shit! I was trying to sleep til Spring. Why d'you go and wake me up man?

    BTW - thanks for the delivery of new houseboys (well they're not new exactly you've obviously used them thoroughly, but they'll do)


    Sleep ‘til spring?

    He’s not an INSECT, Miss Lulu!

    You’re going to have to get used to the world of human beings soon.

    A reminder that the houseboys are on temporary loan.

    Please return them as you found them.

    TICKERS: Why has he written, 'story on page 6' on his door?

    That was a ruse to help you find your way back to this blog.

    It worked!

    We’ve missed you.

    TICKERS (encore): Nothing happened because they're straight so they just hugged each other in a manly, macho, non-gay way. Then they stripped off and had manly, hetrosexual, mutual masturbation.....you know where this is going...

    We’re keeping in mind that this is coming from someone who’s “just a bit poofy”…

    So it makes perfect sense.

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  15. I wondered how long it would take for someone to refer to "resort" as "prison" and low and behold, I can always count on MJ. lol

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  16. the chubby cheeked older boy at the door would like to join the slim jim in the closet for the rest of winter....

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  17. Levi Johnston walks in the door and gets the other boy pregnant.

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  18. BAMATRAV: I wondered how long it would take for someone to refer to "resort" as "prison" and low and behold, I can always count on MJ. lol

    We realize that you are easily confused and meant to leave this comment at Heff’s place.

    Nonetheless, we must point out that Mistress MJ will be your prison warden.

    VOICES: the chubby cheeked older boy at the door would like to join the slim jim in the closet for the rest of winter....

    You’re just a romantic at heart, aren’t you?

    MIKEY: Levi Johnston walks in the door and gets the other boy pregnant.

    We hope he took off his moose hunting cap first.

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  19. MJ invites BamaTrav in, and offers him a nice warm CAKE.

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  20. Uggs... Unforgivable!

    Get some proper boots! Did you not take notes when I was getting new shoes for your party? It was winter back then and 10 ft snow in your backyard.

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  21. At least the stranger isnt coming in his back door...

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  22. Luther: I'm frigid.
    Ian: Let's warm your cockles.

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  23. HEFF: MJ invites BamaTrav in, and offers him a nice warm CAKE.

    Did someone mention cake?


    CYBERPOOF: Uggs... Unforgivable!
    Get some proper boots! Did you not take notes when I was getting new shoes for your party? It was winter back then and 10 ft snow in your backyard.


    For the last time…I do NOT own a pair of Uggs!

    VOICES: At least the stranger isnt coming in his back door...

    Unlike YOUR modus operandi.

    XL: Luther: I'm frigid.
    Ian: Let's warm your cockles.


    “Cockles”…teehee.

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  24. See the picture below this post.
    That's what happened first.

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  25. Lyle was taken with Geri’s limp wristed wave of hello and bad boney posture. He thought to himself, “It’s always the scrawny intersexed morphadite ones that have the huge pricks, I wonder what that bulge is in IT’s back pocket? Is IT happy to see me?” Lyle was immediately in love with IT...

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  26. JASON: See the picture below this post.
    That's what happened first.


    I don’t doubt you for a moment.

    AYEM8Y: Lyle was taken with Geri’s limp wristed wave of hello and bad boney posture. He thought to himself, “It’s always the scrawny intersexed morphadite ones that have the huge pricks, I wonder what that bulge is in IT’s back pocket? Is IT happy to see me?” Lyle was immediately in love with IT...

    You’ve REALLY lost the plot!

    MAGO: What ARE Uggs?

    That you have to ask indicates to me that the women of Franconia have better fashion sense than those here in North America who insist on thumping around town in these ugly boots.

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  27. This footwear is disgusting! No, it is not common here. I am not sure about the fashion sense of the average Franconian woman, but if she wears boots its leather.

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  28. MAGO: They even wear them in the summer!

    There is NO excuse for ugly footwear.

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