tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7726867420637008844..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Party PlanningThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90160148996464534992009-03-23T14:50:00.000-04:002009-03-23T14:50:00.000-04:00FABULASTIC: Thank you so much for your generous gi...FABULASTIC: Thank you so much for your generous gifts!<BR/><BR/>And now for you list of demands…<BR/><BR/>Instead of Vienna little singers I can offer you a tin of <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/632d42/" REL="nofollow">Vienna sausages</A>.<BR/><BR/>And your request for Scandinavian boys to use as decoration? Have you met our friend CyberPete from Denmark?<BR/><BR/><I>and, most importantly, 10 professionals to make sure that there is nothing marked with the number 13 in the area nearby.</I><BR/><BR/>Do you suffer from <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/apao2/" REL="nofollow"> Triskaidekaphobia</A>?<BR/><BR/>*moves aluminium guillotines with swarosky crystals into the Pink Room*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90826673091980162042009-03-23T14:35:00.000-04:002009-03-23T14:35:00.000-04:00I just want to know if your house have helicopter ...I just want to know if your house have helicopter landing area or a marina in order to know if I go buy air or sea.<BR/><BR/>I will be bringing:<BR/>-a herd of oxen with pink ribbon and laces;<BR/>-2 silver plates of quail eggs; <BR/>-3 aluminium guillotines with swarosky crystals;<BR/>- 4 different tea sets for white tea, black tea, green tea and matcha;<BR/>-5 Romanian gypsies with gold teeth;<BR/>-6 gallons of Oporto wine;<BR/>-7 doves with garlands of dandy-lions, narcissus and camellias;<BR/>-8 scuba divers with proper equipment for whale spotting;<BR/>-9 trunks of clothe and accessories;<BR/>- (and finally) 10 horny midgets with S.M. paraphernalia.<BR/><BR/>I will be expecting than in my quarters I will have at my disposal:<BR/><BR/>- a Chef from Marait (that only speaks Tagalog); <BR/>- 2 Caspian virgins hairstylists;<BR/>- 3 blind Thai masseurs;<BR/>- 4 personal trainers (for aerobics, spinning, swimming and nibbling);<BR/>- 5 assorted personnel in traditional Tuareg costumes;<BR/>- 6 Vienna little singers (or castrati);<BR/>- 7 Siamese belly dancers;<BR/>- 8 Scandinavian boys to use as decoration;<BR/>- 9 twins (just for the fun of having 4 pairs and one odd number)<BR/>- and, most importantly, 10 professionals to make sure that there is nothing marked with the number 13 in the area nearby.<BR/><BR/>I'm sure that you will have no trouble what-so-ever to attend to my requests and hope you enjoy the gifts...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48037856202415077622009-03-22T00:55:00.000-04:002009-03-22T00:55:00.000-04:0069th!TONY: Let's have a peek under your petticoat....69th!<BR/><BR/>TONY: Let's have a peek under your petticoat.<BR/><BR/>BOXER: Any minute now...The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56315113842759638072009-03-21T23:08:00.000-04:002009-03-21T23:08:00.000-04:00*ding dong**stands at door, holding bottle of cham...*ding dong**<BR/><BR/>stands at door, holding bottle of champagne<BR/><BR/>**realizes being early isn't cool**Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11074023502808930792009-03-21T20:36:00.000-04:002009-03-21T20:36:00.000-04:00i will be wearing KAZ's Black Velvet dress to Matc...i will be wearing KAZ's Black Velvet dress to Match (*hiccup*)...........tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85982510368067561162009-03-21T08:01:00.000-04:002009-03-21T08:01:00.000-04:00HEFF: I don't know what to bring, but I'll DAMN SU...HEFF: <I>I don't know what to bring, but I'll DAMN SURE take that party glass home with ME !</I><BR/><BR/>Hey, are you bringing the famous Heff Woodometer?<BR/><BR/><BR/>SAVANNAH: <I>thank you for the invitation, but miss otis regrets she'll be unable to attend. i of course will be there with champagne and caviar on toast points! ;)</I><BR/><BR/>You just get yourself over here, young lady, toast points or not!<BR/><BR/>We have some catching up to do!<BR/><BR/><BR/>UBERMOUTH: <I>The only thing I'm bringing is my knife and fork!</I><BR/><BR/>You’ll eat from the dog’s dish like everyone else.<BR/><BR/><BR/>BOXER: <I>**knocks on door**<BR/>I'm the one who's always early.<BR/>**rings bell**</I><BR/><BR/>No earlybirds unless you want to do kitchen prep.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35799664631324243842009-03-21T00:08:00.000-04:002009-03-21T00:08:00.000-04:00**knocks on door**I'm the one who's always early.*...**knocks on door**<BR/><BR/>I'm the one who's always early.<BR/><BR/>**rings bell**Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29015684330773755802009-03-20T20:52:00.000-04:002009-03-20T20:52:00.000-04:00The only thing I'm bringing is my knife and fork!The only thing I'm bringing is my knife and fork!UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81501245722769878822009-03-20T16:56:00.000-04:002009-03-20T16:56:00.000-04:00thank you for the invitation, but miss otis regret...thank you for the invitation, but miss otis regrets she'll be unable to attend. <I>i</I> of course will be there with champagne and caviar on toast points! ;) xoxo<BR/><BR/>(thanks for your support, sugar!)savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78376532918785694582009-03-20T14:57:00.000-04:002009-03-20T14:57:00.000-04:00I don't know what to bring, but I'll DAMN SURE tak...I don't know what to bring, but I'll DAMN SURE take that party glass home with ME !Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72641453100668755152009-03-20T14:46:00.000-04:002009-03-20T14:46:00.000-04:00BEAST: *cuts off power supply (teensy tiny power c...BEAST: *cuts off power supply (teensy tiny power cord between Beast's legs) to flashing underpants*<BR/><BR/>*laffs as lights fizzle and fade*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72954106801886489142009-03-20T14:42:00.000-04:002009-03-20T14:42:00.000-04:00***reveals flashing underpants bearing the legend ...***reveals flashing underpants bearing the legend <B><I> BEASTBITES A GOB FULL OF GOODNESS</I></B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14040657722883862412009-03-20T14:37:00.000-04:002009-03-20T14:37:00.000-04:00BEAST: WHY DON'T YOU JUST HIRE A SKYWRITER?OR COMM...BEAST: <B>WHY DON'T YOU JUST HIRE A SKYWRITER?<BR/><BR/>OR COMMENT IN NEON FLASHING LIGHTS?</B>The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23623984676375491992009-03-20T14:32:00.000-04:002009-03-20T14:32:00.000-04:00WHY SETTLE FOR REPEATS VISIT BEASTBITE FOR FRESH N...<I> WHY SETTLE FOR REPEATS</I><BR/><BR/><B> VISIT BEASTBITE FOR FRESH NEW MAMOUTH HOOTERS , LUMPY LOVE HANDLES and FULLSOME FAGGOTS </B><BR/><BR/><B><I> BEASTBITES ....BECUASE WE CARE</I></B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29632131687049843542009-03-20T14:05:00.000-04:002009-03-20T14:05:00.000-04:00BEAST: If you had followed the link I thoughtfully...BEAST: If you had followed the link I thoughtfully provided, you would have been treated to more than TWO YEARS WORTH of Filthy Fridays.<BR/><BR/>*flings damp <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/97r6wn/" REL="nofollow">ShamWow</A> at Beast*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8648451611441677252009-03-20T13:31:00.000-04:002009-03-20T13:31:00.000-04:00Boooooooooooooo!!!!!No Filthy Friday***Throws Old ...Boooooooooooooo!!!!!<BR/>No Filthy Friday<BR/><BR/>***Throws Old Knudsens Underpants and rotting veg at Miss MJ***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67786950173527056152009-03-20T11:28:00.000-04:002009-03-20T11:28:00.000-04:00ISTVANSKI: Having failed to even enter for the pix...ISTVANSKI: <I>Having failed to even enter for the pixie shorts, I shall make this up to you by bringing a big pot of raw fish - enough for everyone to get a good sniff.</I><BR/><BR/>Ta. We could use it as filling for fish tacos.<BR/><BR/>You do like fish tacos, don’t you?<BR/><BR/><BR/>LULU: <I> Thought that you'd like to know that I've been over to Vince's and got a supply of Sham Wow to see me through this event</I><BR/><BR/>Can you bring enough <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/97r6wn/" REL="nofollow">ShamWow</A> for everyone? <BR/><BR/>We were mopping up for hours after the last BIG EVENT.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68116543953435207162009-03-20T11:16:00.000-04:002009-03-20T11:16:00.000-04:00Thought that you'd like to know that I've been ove...Thought that you'd like to know that I've been over to Vince's and got a supply of Sham Wow to see me through this event<BR/>xxLulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46378059298797449032009-03-20T10:20:00.000-04:002009-03-20T10:20:00.000-04:00Having failed to even enter for the pixie shorts, ...Having failed to even enter for the pixie shorts, I shall make this up to you by bringing a big pot of raw fish - enough for everyone to get a good sniff.Istvanskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300986800641512516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5707724680255955672009-03-20T03:37:00.000-04:002009-03-20T03:37:00.000-04:00CARNALIS: i *will* have that cap. One day.Today i...CARNALIS: <I> i *will* have that cap. One day.</I><BR/><BR/>Today is not your day. <BR/><BR/>Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.<BR/><BR/><BR/>XL: <I> "use [Manuel's] large bouncy Irish arse as a pillow"<BR/>Uh, Mistress, I'm NOT going to fluff that!!!</I><BR/><BR/>Fortunately, Manuel’s arse has been pre-fluffed to perfection.<BR/><BR/>Just wait ‘til you see all the other pillows!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83007744737782843262009-03-20T03:24:00.000-04:002009-03-20T03:24:00.000-04:00"use [Manuel's] large bouncy Irish arse as a pillo..."use [Manuel's] large bouncy Irish arse as a pillow"<BR/><BR/>Uh, Mistress, I'm <I>NOT</I> going to fluff that!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Oh Hai Ponita!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9086894142968946702009-03-20T03:16:00.000-04:002009-03-20T03:16:00.000-04:00i *will* have that cap. One day.i *will* have that cap. One day.Carnalishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06035282296647782075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91755729198494061182009-03-20T01:04:00.000-04:002009-03-20T01:04:00.000-04:00CARNALIS: Baked gammon or backgammon?Exactly WHY d...CARNALIS: Baked gammon or backgammon?<BR/><BR/>Exactly WHY do you want to know if Old Knudsen is bringing his cap?<BR/><BR/>*casts suspicious glance*<BR/><BR/><BR/>MANUEL: <I>holy fuckarama.....</I><BR/><BR/>I’m stealing that line.<BR/><BR/><I>I'll be able to attend this time....I'm bringing trousers.....for everyone...</I><BR/><BR/>Mistress MJ wants you trouserless so that she may use your large bouncy Irish arse as a pillow.<BR/><BR/><BR/>MAGO: <I>You did not mention the Orchestra - what about the music? Will there be the possibility to dance a decent Walzer?</I><BR/><BR/>The Infomaniac Orchestra will back up the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra.<BR/><BR/>Watch for Mistress MJ on carrot flute.<BR/><BR/><BR/>PONITA: <I>That would be Ukranian... not Polish... harrumpf.</I><BR/><BR/>The Poles eat both pierogies AND kielbasa.<BR/><BR/>Where’s Tony to back me up when I need him?<BR/><BR/><I>My dog gets along with everyone... She is the Walmart Greeter of the dog world. The monkey could even hitch a ride... she is almost 100 lbs so the monkey on her back would not be a burden.</I><BR/><BR/>Even RADIOACTIVE howler monkeys?<BR/><BR/>Is your dog wearing a HAZMAT suit?<BR/><BR/><BR/>DONN: <I>I'll be wearing nothing but a smile...</I><BR/><BR/>Damn you and that matinee idol smile.<BR/><BR/>It will get you into trouble regardless of whether you’re pantless or not.<BR/><BR/><I>...and hangin' out with Nations. I just gotta see what she is going to do with all of that sh*t!</I><BR/><BR/>Nations is a troublemaker. My advice is to stay clear.<BR/><BR/>It looks like she’s already taken the rotary buffer to your teeth!<BR/><BR/><I>I'll be hammered before I get there and keep that damn cake-lady away from me or there will be an incident!</I><BR/><BR/>Did someone mention <A HREF="http://cakefarts.com/" REL="nofollow">cake</A>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36166102544124907902009-03-19T23:54:00.000-04:002009-03-19T23:54:00.000-04:00I'll be wearing nothing but a smile...and hangin' ...I'll be wearing nothing but a smile...and hangin' out with Nations. I just gotta see what she is going to do with all of that sh*t!<BR/><BR/>I'll be hammered before I get there and keep that damn cake-lady away from me or there will be an incident!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80667560067122625312009-03-19T20:49:00.000-04:002009-03-19T20:49:00.000-04:00That would be Ukranian... not Polish... harrumpf.*...That would be Ukranian... not Polish... harrumpf.<BR/><BR/>*slips several perogies under shed door to Leah*<BR/><BR/>My dog gets along with everyone... She is the Walmart Greeter of the dog world. The monkey could even hitch a ride... she is almost 100 lbs so the monkey on her back would not be a burden.Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.com