Do you yodel? Are you a U.S. resident? Archie McPhee needs you.
Archie McPhee (Infomaniac’s favourite store) is looking for a yodel to possibly use in a future McPhee product. The best yodel will win 100 slightly stiff Rubber Chickens, a $200 online Gift Certificate and the chance to be used in a future product!
Entries must be received by May 15th. Enter the Archie McPhee Yodeling Contest today!
Note: NO COUNTRY YODELING!
yodelling is the voice of satans lower bowell calling to its minions as channelled through the vocal cords of a swiss sinner.
ReplyDeleteyodelling is the warble of the diseased brain announcing to the world it's immanent liquefaction.
THERE WILL BE NO YODELLING.
early formative exposure to yodelling is what led to my present inability to use proper grammer and punctuation. y'all.
ReplyDeleteYOU SEE WHAT IT CAN LEAD TO???????
NOT TOO PRETTY, IS IT????????
First Nations: No 100 slightly stiff rubber chickens for you then!
ReplyDeleteYodel over there and put my link in you lazy cunt.
ReplyDeleteSID: I'll link to you when you link to me. How is anyone supposed to know who's on your blogroll anyway? You've set it up in such a stoopid way. Git.
ReplyDeleteTHIS is much better than that other blog I went to...wh0a. I was like, how did someone so straight-laced wander into Jungle Jane's blog...
ReplyDeleteYodeling makes me think of that Riccola commercial from ( 15 yrs? ) early 90's...where the dude had a long ole horn on a mountain side...Or wait: Swiss Miss instant Cocoa: Yodel-lay-hee-whoo !
~d: You are officially eligible to win those rubber chickens.
ReplyDeleteYAY! Can I make a full body suit out of them and wear them to church?
ReplyDelete~d: Go right ahead! But doing so may cause rolling in the aisles and speaking in tongues.
ReplyDeleteI think my mere PRESCENSE in church causes that at times. Especially when ( just last month ) I was sporting a beautiful streak of blue hair.
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