Sunday, December 18, 2016

The Infomaniac Christmas Pageant

The Infomaniac Dancers performing in the Infomaniac Christmas Pageant...


(The Mistress makes final costume adjustments)

27 comments:

  1. I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! [panics]

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    1. I'm adjusting your pacemaker settings as fast as I can.

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    2. Careful, he's already in overdrive.

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  2. You either shave or comb him, dear Mistress.

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    1. This is a job for Miss Scarlet's bush trimmers.

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    2. I am a dab hand at chesticular topiary..... I will practice my shaggy rudolf.
      Sx

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    3. See to it that you do, Miss Scarlet.

      After posting your happy news first, of course.

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  3. I shutter to think what's under those skirts.

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    1. A whole lot of out of date bratwurst.

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    2. MISTRESS MADDIE & DAMIEN: Always follow safe meat handling guidelines.

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  4. I knew this was coming. Ugh. Rudolph again.

    **places chaste but somewhat annoyed kisses on Mistress feet**

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    1. DAMIEN: Don’t complain or I’ll make you the arse end of the pantomime reindeer.

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  5. See... I knew if i stepped down... someone else would rise to the occasion... Well done Mistress...

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    1. PRINNY: Everything I know about costume design, I learned from you.

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  6. I can see this year's production of the Nutcracker is well underway!

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    1. EROS: Nutcracker? That’s what they call my thighs.

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  7. Closing time, ugly lights, everybody's inspected...

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    1. MITZI: Thank you for bringing Prince into this.

      It's where he would want to be.

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  8. you, making last minute adjustments?
    i thought you were chief nutcracker?

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    1. NORMA: See my comment to Eros.

      And my condolences regarding Zsa Zsa.

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  9. Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones and friends, MJ!

    -----((*))--
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    o*o*-]o[-*o*o

    And Happy New Year! Thank you for your support and your friendship. Thank you for the laughs.

    May the Holidays be warm, peaceful, and wonderful for you and your loved ones. May your home be full of laughter, good fun, and good food! And may the New Year bring you good fortune, good company, and good times! Cheers!

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    1. EROS: Thank you for popping our cork.

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  10. Oh...and Mistress, may you be blessed always. It is an honour to be your slave :)

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    1. DAMIEN: Ta very much, Damien.

      Now back to the Oubliette with you.

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  11. Yes Mistress.

    **places chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper before scampering back to the Oubliette**

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