Tuesday, December 06, 2016

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  1. Jon2:42 AM, December 06, 2016

    "A cornucopia of frivolity, incongruity, theatricality, and humour."
    "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love."
    "The lie that tells the truth."
    "Ostentatious, exaggerated, affected, theatrical; effeminate or homosexual; pertaining to or characteristic of homosexuals."

    Do I get the job? Jx

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  2. LẌ7:59 AM, December 06, 2016

    I'm retired.

    Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!

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    1. The Mistress11:53 AM, December 06, 2016

      LX: However, you can never retire from your position as "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to The Mistress.”

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  3. normadesmond9:43 AM, December 06, 2016

    is whipping it out considered a resume?

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    1. The Mistress11:53 AM, December 06, 2016

      NORMA: What happens on the casting couch stays on the casting couch.

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    2. Jon1:30 PM, December 06, 2016

      Including the stains. Jx

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    3. The Mistress5:50 PM, December 06, 2016

      JON: The stains even ate through the Scotchguard.

      Delete
  4. Damien1:33 PM, December 06, 2016

    30 years experience sucking dick and plowing eager bottoms. PhD level.

    **places Qualified kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. The Mistress5:50 PM, December 06, 2016

      DAMIEN: Doctor of Fellatio.

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    2. Damien12:31 PM, December 09, 2016

      I didn't spend all that time at Dick U to be called Mister.

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  5. ayeM8y4:26 PM, December 06, 2016

    Thought I was already employed here...been shirking my duties lately...

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    1. The Mistress5:51 PM, December 06, 2016

      AYEM8Y: Moonlighting as a Truck Stop Trollop keeps you busy.

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  6. Jimmy4:35 PM, December 06, 2016

    20 yrs experience laying pipe.

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    1. The Mistress5:51 PM, December 06, 2016

      JIMMY: Join our team of handymen.

      By the way, the official residence of the PM has a deficient plumbing system and needs some pipe laid. You’re the man for the job.

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    2. Jimmy6:57 PM, December 06, 2016

      I'm on all fours and can flip to my back to handle any plumbing situation. I can even blot tears with tissues while greeting refugees.

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    3. The Mistress8:31 PM, December 06, 2016

      JIMMY: Have those tissues on standby.

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  7. Mitzi 6:28 PM, December 06, 2016

    I wouldn't mind a little p/t job onboard a cruise ship doing 10hrs wk as dollymop would suit me fine.

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    1. The Mistress8:32 PM, December 06, 2016

      MITZI: Working part-time as dollymop on the cruise ship gives you plenty of time to join Peenee & Norma at shuffleboard.

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    2. Ms Scarlet5:56 AM, December 07, 2016

      I would like to do some nib twiddling on a cruise ship, it is my dream job.... only I also want a cabin with a port hole.... I don't want to be consigned to the hold when I'm not teaching ink.
      Sx

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    3. The Mistress8:39 AM, December 07, 2016

      MISS SCARLET: You may want to reconsider that porthole when someone mistakes it for a gloryhole.

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  8. mrpeenee7:56 PM, December 06, 2016

    I sent mine in through the Psychic Friends Network.

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    1. The Mistress8:32 PM, December 06, 2016

      PEENEE: What’s that I’m hearing?

      Oh, it’s Miss Cleo from beyond the grave, shouting, CALL ME NOW!

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  9. Princess6:56 AM, December 07, 2016

    I "wouldn't work in an Iron lung" as I was once informed by an employment agency... With over 4000 costume pieces and garments made since then I think i've managed to prove the bastard to be very very wrong...

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  10. Princess6:57 AM, December 07, 2016

    Oh... and what Jon Said...

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  11. LẌ11:22 AM, December 07, 2016

    THIS JUST IN: KFC New Zealand is offering Fried Chicken Scented Candles.

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    1. The Mistress12:09 PM, December 07, 2016

      LX: I hope there is a "Do Not Eat" disclaimer on those candles.

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  12. Jeffery3:20 PM, December 07, 2016

    Is this a seasonal or full time job?

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    1. The Mistress5:39 AM, December 08, 2016

      JEFFERY: Does it matter with benefits like this?

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