Wow, he is strong.
JIMMY: Yeah, but is he as strong as our PM?
Oh Mistress, that photo of your PM makes me wet. Hot Hot Hot!
JIMMY: You’re imagining yourself underneath him, I just know it.
juxtaposing harsh, brutal nature with the softness of a chamois pouch...wow am i moist.
NORMA: *tosses Norma a pantyliner*
oops, you're too late.
*shudders and reaches for wet wipes*
He's got his hands full holding up his big stick.
EROS: It takes both hands!
"Swinging in the treesNaked in the breezeBut I got no boiled chickenI wanna go hunting and fishingWild Wild go wild in the countryWhere snakes in the grass are absolutely free"At the moment, the poor boy is huddled in a cagoule and a chunky sweater somewhere... Jx
JON: Or a tuque if he’s in Canada.
I am home in San Francisco from my crazy family in Texas, the sun is shining, life is sweet.
PEENEE: Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
I could fill in the white bits with some spray tan - or do something festive [I am trying] to camouflage the tan lines with a sprig of holly and a bag of tinsel.Sx
MISS SCARLET: That white space cries out for your calligraphy skills.
I like the contrast of his white meat/ dark meat sections. Not necessarily missing summer so much as I miss Daylight Savings Time!!!
AYEM8Y: White meat vs dark meat.And are you a leg man or a breast man?
Not missing Summer or Daylight Savings Time.Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!
LX: Watch it or I'll bitch slap you where the sun doesn't shine.
It's a cock on a rock minus the frock...
Really, for such a small package, it looks like it might be put together very well.
COOKIE: They say good things cum in small packages.
I've got a right wide-on, I'm in danger of sucking up the furniture.
MITZI: You put the “Ho” in “Hoovering.”