It's all fun and games at Santa's Workshop!
Yes, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!
He is TOTALLY doing that wrong lol.**places chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
DAMIEN, I should have posted your YouTube tutorial.
OMG you should have!
how lucky for santa, this elf is double jointed.
NORMA: We here at Infomaniac bend over backwards to serve you.
hot and sweet!
RAINETTE: Comme les sucettes!
Holy cow. This video screams "Gainsbourgh".
MAGO: Ah yes, Serge Gainsbourg. Apparently, a young France Gall didn’t understand the sexual meaning of the lyrics when she sang…♫When the barley sugar Flavored with anise Sinks in Annie’s throat, She is in heaven♫
It's gonna be a hard candy christmas...
PRINNY: Just think of the hours of sucking pleasure ahead.
I love that, not only is there hours of fun here, but fresh breath.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Winter-fresh breath!
Well that's a 'twist' on pecker breath!
JIMMY: And for even more sweetness.
I wonder if it comes in PM flavor?
Sweeter than candy on a stickHuckleberry, cherry, or limeIf you have a choice he'd be your pickBut Lollipop is mine...Lollipop LollipopOh Lolli Lolli LolliLollipop LollipopOh Lolli Lolli LolliLollipop LollipopOh Lolli Lolli LolliLollipop *POP*'Tis the season for licking sweet poles... Jx
If you're in Canada, you'd better be careful which pole you wanna lick.Joyeuses Fêtes to y'all bitches and to you especially, ma chère maîtresse! hugsJon
JON: Recently, I saw The Chordettes make an appearance on television. Not all were original members but they gave it their all and sounded good.
HUGGY JON: Oh yes, we’ve ALL done that. It’s a Canadian rite of passage. Je te souhaite un joyeux Noël et une bonne année, mon cher.
MITZI: The Mistress will spend the rest of the day trying to fit the word “coccupied” into every other sentence.
Must be an advanced yoga pose: The Ho Ho Ho!
best use for "elf on a shelf" I've seen yet!
ANNE MARIE IN PHILLY: You saw it here first on Infomaniac.One of our eagle-eyed Infomaniac Bitches sent the image to me.