Thursday, December 15, 2016

Festive Gloryhole


[thanks, Jeffery]

28 comments:

  1. It's all fun and games at Santa's Workshop!

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    1. Yes, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!

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  2. He is TOTALLY doing that wrong lol.

    **places chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. DAMIEN, I should have posted your YouTube tutorial.

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  3. how lucky for santa, this elf is double jointed.

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    1. NORMA: We here at Infomaniac bend over backwards to serve you.

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    1. Holy cow. This video screams "Gainsbourgh".

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    2. MAGO: Ah yes, Serge Gainsbourg.

      Apparently, a young France Gall didn’t understand the sexual meaning of the lyrics when she sang…

      ♫When the barley sugar
      Flavored with anise
      Sinks in Annie’s throat,
      She is in heaven♫

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  5. It's gonna be a hard candy christmas...

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    1. PRINNY: Just think of the hours of sucking pleasure ahead.

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  6. I love that, not only is there hours of fun here, but fresh breath.

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  7. Well that's a 'twist' on pecker breath!

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  8. Sweeter than candy on a stick
    Huckleberry, cherry, or lime
    If you have a choice he'd be your pick
    But Lollipop is mine...

    Lollipop Lollipop
    Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
    Lollipop Lollipop
    Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
    Lollipop Lollipop
    Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
    Lollipop *POP*


    'Tis the season for licking sweet poles... Jx

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    1. If you're in Canada, you'd better be careful which pole you wanna lick.

      Joyeuses Fêtes to y'all bitches and to you especially, ma chère maîtresse!

      hugs
      Jon

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    2. JON: Recently, I saw The Chordettes make an appearance on television. Not all were original members but they gave it their all and sounded good.

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    3. HUGGY JON: Oh yes, we’ve ALL done that. It’s a Canadian rite of passage.

      Je te souhaite un joyeux Noël et une bonne année, mon cher.

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    1. MITZI: The Mistress will spend the rest of the day trying to fit the word “coccupied” into every other sentence.

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  10. Must be an advanced yoga pose: The Ho Ho Ho!

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  11. best use for "elf on a shelf" I've seen yet!

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    1. ANNE MARIE IN PHILLY: You saw it here first on Infomaniac.

      One of our eagle-eyed Infomaniac Bitches sent the image to me.

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