Saturday, December 03, 2016

Holiday Shopping

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29 comments:

  1. Inexplicable DeVice4:47 AM, December 03, 2016

    I hope my prescription for a wheelbarrow-full of industrial strength valium is nearly ready! It's the only way I'm going to see January.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice4:47 AM, December 03, 2016

      Yay! First! In your face, Mago!

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    2. The Mistress2:45 PM, December 03, 2016

      MR. DeVICE: In your face?

      What do you think this is? Black Friday?

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice4:16 PM, December 03, 2016

      I don't know what came over me? I shall have to be careful otherwise my "Posho" name will be revoked.

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  2. Anonymous5:14 AM, December 03, 2016

    ... careful Posho ...

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  3. LẌ5:54 AM, December 03, 2016

    Mistress, please pick up some extra Vicodin®. Uh, I'm asking for LẌ.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice12:26 PM, December 03, 2016

      Bwah hah hah haa!

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    2. The Mistress2:46 PM, December 03, 2016

      A FRIEND of LX: LX has certainly done a lot for YOU so I suppose it’s payback time.

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  4. Mistress Maddie6:05 AM, December 03, 2016

    My holiday shopping spot is similar, except the sign reads Walker Liquors. They say money doesn't buy happiness, but my liquor store register tape says different.

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    1. The Mistress2:47 PM, December 03, 2016

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Walker Liquors?

      I thought you shopped at this liquor store.

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    2. Mistress Maddie6:00 PM, December 03, 2016

      I have been there Mistress. I believe their slogan used to be Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

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  5. dinahmow6:08 AM, December 03, 2016

    Does booze count? (I'm asking for a friend.)

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  6. Jon8:30 AM, December 03, 2016

    Errrr... Some Ultrex Platinum, please. Jx

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    1. The Mistress2:48 PM, December 03, 2016

      JON: “Tested on new, modern equipment”

      Have they been tested on YOUR equipment?

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  7. normadesmond12:50 PM, December 03, 2016

    "why yes ma'am, i certainly do
    know how to fill your prescription."

    ℞

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  8. eroswings3:13 PM, December 03, 2016

    The Infomaniac Pharmacy! Putting the daze in Happy Holidays and the blitz in Blitzen! Never fear! Our herbal and natural medicine selection will take away your anxieties and turn you into a dasher, a dancer, or even a prancer at the company holiday party!

    Don't forget this week's special on personal neck massagers to help relieve the holiday stress and enjoy some good cheer! The perfect gift for yourself or that hard to shop for someone--available in all sizes, shapes, and colors. Batteries not included.

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    1. Anonymous9:02 PM, December 03, 2016

      Have you some concentrated Beinwell cream left ?

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    2. The Mistress9:12 PM, December 03, 2016

      EROS: You are really earning your keep as the Infomaniac Shopping Network Infomercial host.

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  9. mrpeenee4:11 PM, December 03, 2016

    pick up some for me, would you? Make it a mixed six pack, you can surprise me.

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  10. Mitzi 11:48 AM, December 04, 2016

    At my local Boots, drug addicts get served a heroin substitute, dispensed in little plastic beakers and taken in front of the chemist and in full view of the customers, no questions asked, yet when I go in and ask for a bottle of Benylin original, I get the third degree, I'm obviously stood in the wrong queue.

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    1. The Mistress1:37 PM, December 04, 2016

      MITZI: We suggest looking shifty, avoiding eye contact, and possibly nodding off in the queue.

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  11. Ms Scarlet5:53 AM, December 05, 2016

    I am disturbed at the lack of tittles.
    Maybe I should take something for this?
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress10:34 PM, December 05, 2016

      MISS SCARLET: I thought you said you were concerned about the lack of titties!

      But yes, I hadn’t noticed the bizarre lack of tittles. How odd.

      Surely, if they were short of tittles, they could have dotted the “i’s” with a couple of Paracetamol tablets.

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