Thursday, December 01, 2016

The Fondoodler

The Fondoodler. It's like a hot glue gun for cheese.



The Fondoodler is a reloadable hot gun that melts most types of string, shredded, block or sheet-style cheese in a cylindrical canister, just like a hot glue gun.

Stuff the cheese into the barrel. Then squeeze the trigger and out comes gooey cheese.

What you do with it is your business.

Now available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network or here.

31 comments:

  1. Almost as monstrous as the "Egg Master"... Are you putting a recipe book out for Xmas, Mistress? Jx

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    1. JON: Norma’s comment on that "Egg Master" post made my day.

      Is The Mistress putting out a recipe book? Yes, a recipe for disaster.

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  2. you really need to get a handle on this cheese fetish. Also, this site is just for you, http://theworstthingsforsale.com

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    1. PEENEE: Thank you for that “Worst Things for Sale” link. There goes my weekend.

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    2. Dearest Mistress,

      I visited this site. I followed the links.
      Please do not get this wrong, it is in no way patronising, just let me say this clearly : Some links are terribly gross. They made me nearly vomit.
      I know that You are a sensitive person, You once called Yerself, perhaps jokingly, a "hot house flower" - but from all I know it is right and no joking matter.
      When the man who runs this website puts up no illustration, please do think twice whether You should click the link or not. Some are not only "gross", but, at least for my tastes, a tad too ... too Idon'tknow.
      This is no joke.
      Maybe I should have sent a mail to You. I don't know.
      All I do know is that I do not want You to be hurt, sleepless, echauffiert ... you get my drift.
      Just be careful.

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    3. MAGO: Thank you very much for cautioning me. I was going to explore that site tomorrow but I’ve changed my mind.

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  3. Recommended by Dr. Pimplepopper to toughen up first semester students.

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    1. MAGO: Something had to be done about the Millennials.

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  4. Having just eaten home made pizza with lots of mozzarella, I cannot possibly comment!

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  5. I nearly sent you the link for this but now i dont have to... I didn't think it would take you long given the plethera of recent cheese themed posts darling...

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    1. PRINNY: Is it that obvious that I’ve been spending too much time in the Cheese Room?

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  6. [wearing new orange hat at a jaunty angle]

    That "cheese" makes good caulking as well!

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  7. I could knit a four course meal out of cheese...
    Sx

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  8. "No cheese left behind". It must breed, too.

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    1. JIMMY: Have you fallen out of love with our PM?

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    2. NO! But I didn't want you to bitch slap me again so I refrained. He is correct about Cuba and Castro! And he is Progressive.

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    3. JIMMY: There is no escaping a bitch slap, here on Infomaniac.

      I know you would like to “Fondoodle” our PM.

      “Fondoodle” sounds something like Fuddle Duddle … a word his father claimed that he said in the House of Commons towards opposition members, when he was accused of mouthing at them to “Eff off.”

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  9. i already have one. found it right next to the scrapbooking supplies.

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  10. My worry is, I'd get the two guns mixed up and it would spell disaster.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: I’ll check to see what The Second Amendment has to say about cheese guns.

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  11. Ladies and Gentlemen, the possibilities are endless! Just in time for the Holidays! The Fondoodler!

    This is the classier version of cheese in a can for the more discerning Do It Yourselfer! The perfect stocking stuffer that can stuff one full of holiday cheer and cheese! Guaranteed to put the Ho in Holdidays, as in 'Ho, my gawd, I'm having a heart attack!'

    And it's a perfect substitute when you don't want to risk contamination from sharing the communal fondue pot with the filthy public or those dodgy coworkers at the Xmas party!

    Forget that tired old gingerbread house this year! Instead, build a Nachos and cheese puffs Nativity manger held together by cheese string from the Fondoodler! Then use the Fondoodler to create a baby shaped Savior on a cracker, then out the baby Cheeses in the Nachos and Cheese puffs manger!

    And for your Jewish friends, make slits on top of a block of cheese, insert pretzel or breadsticks, then use the Fondoodler to top off the tips to create a festive, cheesy menorah!


    The Fondoodler! The perfect holiday helper! It'll bring you holiday cheer and bring your loved ones together, binding you all--and your guts--in the festive spirit of the season!

    Call now! Operators are standing by! All major credit cards are accepted! Those choosing to pay using nature's credit card or by bartering services/favors should be prepared to be examined and tested by the Informaniac Clinic before being assigned a workspace and schedule in the Infomaniac whorehous--oops! I meant House of Beauty!

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    1. EROS: Henceforth, you are in charge of Infomercials for the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

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    1. MITZI: Oh, thank goodness you're back.

      I was beginning to think you were "cheesed off" with us.

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  13. Who wouldn't want hot cheese!? ;-)

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    1. DAMIEN: Hot cheese. It's what's for dinner.

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