A University of Groningen study found that 80% of people provided with socks to put on were able to orgasm during sex.
That’s compared to just 50% who could achieve orgasm without socks.
Further investigation shows that the people in question were women.
Let's take an informal poll and ask Infomaniac Bitches what you think. Could wearing socks in bed improve your sex life or has it improved your sex life?
Socks? Hell, were lucky if a wear bloomers half the time
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: The Wild Bunch…that’s what we call you.
DeleteNever.
ReplyDeleteI am confused with the numbers. You give socks to people, 80% orgasm.
You do not give socks to people, 50 % orgasm : Sock equals orgasm ? And the women ? I do not get it ... socks !
MAGO: That’s what it said in the article.
DeleteAnd you know, I can’t do math.
I tried to read the study, but could not find it. As author Gert Holstege is named. Here he talks about a study that involved "stimulation" in a scanner.
DeleteMAGO: I’ve heard of people scanning their butts on the Xerox machine.
DeleteBut sex in a scanner? That's a first.
I don't know about sex life, but my bedroom is so cold that wearing socks in bed could only improve my actual life - by preventing frostbite!
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: Try doing this.
DeleteIs there an extra charge for wearing the socks? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteLX: We simply ask that you be prepared.
DeleteNow i know why my maiden aunts would get so excited whan i gave them bed socks for christmas....
ReplyDeletePRINNY: Norma has the same reaction.
Deletei knit socks in bed and constantly orgasm.
DeleteNORMA: That’s what I call knitting with balls.
Deletedon't make me get my crochet hook out!
DeleteNORMA: Get the hook!
DeleteWhat the hell am I looking at????
ReplyDelete**gropes blindly after tearing out eyes to place chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
DAMIEN: If you can't tell cock from sock by now, there is no helping you.
DeleteMistress!
DeleteThat actually looks like my neighbor from across the street. One has to wonder.
ReplyDeleteJEFFERY: I once discovered nude photos of a male colleague online.
DeleteI’ve not been the same since.
I never take my socks off. For extra excitement I wear two pairs.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Mr. Beastie is a bad influence on you.
Delete*sprays Febreze liberally*
well, he's married, so that has to account for something. (i know that sentence made no sense to me either.) xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: Don’t worry. None of us here at Infomaniac make much sense at the best of times. Yet somehow, we all understand one another.
DeleteGin helps.