Friday, December 23, 2016

Grab Your Packages

Grab your packages, whether they're big or small.


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Only two more days 'til Christmas.

There will be a post tomorrow (December 24th) followed by a couple of days off whilst The Mistress recuperates.

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    1. COOKIE: Pleased with yourself?

      So you should be, speaking of big packages!

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  2. I routinely grab my package.

    **placed confident kisses on Mistress as is proper**

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    1. DAMIEN: Your package is in the public domain.

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  3. Boy, that's a switch. People and friends often tell me to stop grabbing my package.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: As if that could stop you.

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    1. LX: Yes and your point is?

      This is Canada.

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  5. i could become accustomed to this.

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    1. NORMA: The Mistress, on behalf of Homeland Security, appoints you Official Package Inspector.

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    2. WHAT!!!!!!! Do you know how long the lines will be if Norma inspects!!!! She will never let go of the men. It'll be like trying to get a bone from a rabid dog! And let us not even discuss her cold hands or cavity seaches.

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    3. MISTRESS MADDIE: You'll have your chance this time next year.

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  6. Don't forget to wrap your package before giving it to the recipient.

    This message was brought to you by the Infomaniac Health Clinic, in partnership with the Infomaniac Pharmacy--providing you with an assortment of prophylactics in all sizes, colors, and textures for your health, pleasure, and all your festive holiday needs.

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    1. EROS: Thank you for your ongoing service in public health and infomercial presentations.

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  7. Well i just hope "Noel" has been a very good boy this year...

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    1. PRINNY: We suspect you’ve got something for him, whether he’s been naughty or nice.

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  8. My box has been fingered that many times it's gone a bit frayed at the edges.

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    1. MITZI: Sounds like a challenge for The Great British Sewing Bee.

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    2. Or Valerie Singleton and her sticky-backed plastic. Jx

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    3. JON: I'll substitute the Guy Fawkes effigy with one of Drumpf.

      Just reading up on Valerie Singleton. She was a bit of a goer, wasn't she?

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    4. We always had our suspicions... Jx

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    5. It's why she never became Valerie Smug-Married...

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    6. JON & MR. DeVICE: It’s always the so-called “wholesome” ones you have to look out for.

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    7. JON: Good heavens.

      The sordid backstage goings-on of children's telly.

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  9. I think his posing pouch might need a good scrub.... I can do that.... Or perhaps I can find a purple lurex pouch for him to wear... I know someone with a collection of such garments.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Please do not bring Mr. Beastie’s collection of purple Lurex posing pouches into this unless they’ve been thoroughly Febrezed and fumigated.

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