Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Kilt Inspection



Readers of LX's blog have been told that LX is supposedly taking a wee holiday in Scotland this week.

What you don't know is that Mistress MJ has dispatched Agent "MacLX" to Scotland to research the answer to the question, "What do Scots wear under their kilts?"

Agent MacLX has completed his task and submitted THESE revealing photos to share with you...


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Thank you (thenk ye!) intrepid Agent MacLX, for taking on this daunting research assignment.

32 comments:

  1. I have this mental image of Bonnie Prince Charlie and his wee willie and it won't go away

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    1. TOPHER: The image won’t go away?

      Try thinking of Camilla.

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  2. Do all Scotch wear white socks and beer bellies? Must be haggis related.

    First btw.

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    1. More than likely to be this and other deep fried delicacies.

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    2. They "tried it out on volunteers" - nobody says they survived ...

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    3. MAGO & MITZI: Deep fried butter balls...with an Irn-Bru chaser?

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  3. it's a shame folks have forsaken slips.

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    1. NORMA: I still like to slip on a slip and pretend I’m Liz Taylor in “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.”

      And don’t try to tell me you don’t do exactly the same thing.

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    2. in case you haven't
      noticed, i don't pretend.

      my photo? yes, i have my
      pussy on the shingles slip on.

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  4. After this wee holiday, I return to my regular assignment of patrolling bus station toileting facilities for Mistress MJ.

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    1. MacLX: You’ll find Wally loitering suspiciously in the bus station toilets.

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  5. How do you tell what clan a Scotsman is from?

    Lift up his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder he's a McDonald.

    Boom. Tish!

    Jx

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    1. PS Mistress - my email is playing up, but the answer to your request is "yes"...

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    2. JON: Yes?

      I just KNEW you had a huge cock!

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Freud would say you’re at the oral stage of psychosexual development.

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  7. So he's not there for a "Highland Fling"?
    From the photo's submitted it looks as if he's discovered that what they are wearing under their kilt... is all worn out... I suspect caused from too much "Tossing of the Caber"
    I do hope that Mr MacLax is not nabbed by "Nessie" whilst on assignment... Who will fluff your pillows?

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    1. PRINNY: Charlie Sheen didn’t have any luck finding Nessie so I’m assuming MacLX will be fine.

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  8. "What do Scots wear under their kilts?"

    If nothing else, I'm hoping a little bit of Scotch Guard.

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  9. This reminds me of the girls back in Catholic school.

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