Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Gay Ware

If Mistress MJ were giving away prizes for the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event (details here,) she would reward you with this charming gay gift set...






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But since the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event (deadline Sunday, August 25th) is NOT a contest, you can ignore this post.

26 comments:

  1. Oh that's just lovely Magnoila Javinia, but wouldn't a garden hoe be more appropriate? How many can say they have an official Informanaic Hoe?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: I consider YOU the Official Infomaniac Hoe.

      With Norma the runner-up.

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    2. WOW, from the Oubliette to a title!?! How is this possible?* waiting for the other shoe to fall* And with Norma! We will be the Hoeing Team. She will have to lose the ear trumpet though.

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    3. MISTRESS MADDIE: Yes, you get a title but it doesn't mean you're getting the Gay Ware.

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  2. Perfect to keep my collection of used condoms. I'll have the flame base with black lids please!

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    1. Speaking of “flamers” here’s Huggy Jon.

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  3. Does it come in Scarlet Blue?
    Sx

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    1. Oh, Miss Scarlet! You’ve shape-shifted again!

      Or should I say “Ms” Scarlet?

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  4. A gay ware butter dish. What more could you ask for.

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    1. It would be lovely on the bedside no?

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    2. Even better would be a young man slathered in Boy Butter on the bed.

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  5. just what i've come to expect here...
    the old bait 'n switch.

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    1. NORMA: Jealous because you're the runner-up hoe?

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  6. If I were entering the contest, would I win yet?

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    1. LX: *reaches for bag of stickers*

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  7. There's no container for poppers. I'd claim a refund under the Trades Descriptions Act. Jx

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  8. I guess this is the "Not going to remind you of the deadline Bitches" for the "Third annual 'this is Not a gardening competition' event" and "this is not the prize" post...

    I guess i'd best get snapping now... If only the fog would clear for long enough...

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    1. PRINNY: Where are you?

      Off the Grand Banks of Newfoundland?

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  9. Just looking at these make me want to live in a Doris Day film!

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    1. MR. DeVICE: I’m picturing you having pillow talk with Rock Hudson.

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  10. Where's the one for tranquilizers? I aways say "There's no smart kitchen without valium."

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    1. PEENEE: Would you consider substituting Xanax?

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