Friday, August 02, 2013

Filthy Friday - Bus Stop Edition

Waiting to board the Infomaniac Magic Bus...


[thanks, AyeM8y!]

That's the way the whole thing started
Silly but it's true
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue
-- Bus Stop by The Hollies
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32 comments:

  1. The Cool Cookie8:03 AM, August 02, 2013

    Fisrt!

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    1. normadesmond9:07 AM, August 02, 2013

      as usual, cookie's been in the cooking sherry.

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    2. The Mistress9:17 AM, August 02, 2013

      “Fisrt?”

      Is Cookie saying “first” or “fist?”

      Actually, I think it’s the sound your fist makes as it’s fisting, is it not?

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  2. Ms Quotes8:35 AM, August 02, 2013

    I think I'll go to the back of the queue...

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    1. The Mistress9:18 AM, August 02, 2013

      MS QUOTES: Back of the queue?

      Is this from your years playing the part of the back end of a pantomime horse?

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  3. LẌ8:44 AM, August 02, 2013

    ♪♫ Every day I get in the queue
    (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    To get on the bus that takes me to you
    (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile
    (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    Your house is only another mile
    (Too much, the Magic Bus) ♪♫

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    1. normadesmond9:14 AM, August 02, 2013

      ah, faith and begorrah,
      why i've never heard the
      tune with such a lovely
      irish brogue!

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    2. The Mistress9:18 AM, August 02, 2013

      MacLX: How fitting that “Magic Bus” was recorded on the “Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy” album.

      NORMA: Get out your ear trumpet.

      LX is on his way to a holiday in Scotland, hence the MacLX moniker.

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    3. normadesmond9:44 PM, August 02, 2013

      well, at least i didn't think
      he was a part of a happy meal.

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  4. normadesmond9:08 AM, August 02, 2013

    i can't see his stub, but i think
    they're waiting for the express.

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  5. Jon DeepBlue9:44 AM, August 02, 2013

    ♪♫ I'm rimming in the rain ♪♫

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  6. ayeM8y1:53 PM, August 02, 2013

    If you change the "E" to an "I" then the song Bus Stop Windy takes on an entirely different meaning.

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  7. Jon3:44 PM, August 02, 2013

    I have a bus pass. Jx

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  8. jason5:16 PM, August 02, 2013

    Sheesh...I hate when I put too much money in the slot too.

    But sometimes you just have to give it up.

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    1. The Mistress7:32 PM, August 02, 2013

      JASON: Speaking of giving it up, don’t take public transit in New Jersey.

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  9. Anitia Moorecock6:07 PM, August 02, 2013

    I'm not sure which Mistress has a worst dump? My Mistress would love this bus stop. She gets a bus ride and a cleaning.

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    1. The Mistress7:33 PM, August 02, 2013

      MS. MOORECOCK: If you are referring to one “Mistress Maddie,” she’s had her chassis polished so many times you can eat off it!

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  10. Princess6:18 PM, August 02, 2013

    It looks like more fun than reading the newspaper when the bus is running late...

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    1. The Mistress7:34 PM, August 02, 2013

      PRINNY: You call that reading?

      I thought you were sleeping under those newspapers.

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  11. Inexplicable DeVice12:14 PM, August 03, 2013

    Well, this almost never happens when I- uh, I mean a friend (the same one as LX's), waits for the bus...

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  12. Mitzi 5:19 PM, August 03, 2013

    Bus stops used to be grim diesel soaked hell holes, that reeked of piss and vomit back in the 80s. Now they look like extravagant public works of art with mosaic tiles and potted palms.

    At the bus stop

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    1. Anonymous7:46 PM, August 03, 2013

      Heck, I did not understnad one fucking word.

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    2. The Mistress7:52 AM, August 06, 2013

      MITZI: Same goes for bus stations.

      MAGO: You didn't understand the video clip?

      Long story short…she’s discussing (with a bloke who had a tattoo of an anchor on one arm and a tattoo of a microwave oven on the other arm) the exploratory surgery she had when she was rushed to the hospital after swallowing the upholstery attachment of a vacuum cleaner.

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    3. Jon1:23 PM, August 06, 2013

      She never? She did! Jx

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  13. Anonymous7:48 PM, August 03, 2013

    Does this explain the yougurth stains? They may wait for the bus to Wacken, tah ...

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    1. The Mistress7:52 AM, August 06, 2013

      MAGO: Let’s not discuss the yogurt stains.

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  14. The Mistress7:52 AM, August 06, 2013

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ will be back soon.

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