Friday, August 02, 2013

Filthy Friday - Bus Stop Edition

Waiting to board the Infomaniac Magic Bus...


[thanks, AyeM8y!]

That's the way the whole thing started
Silly but it's true
Thinkin' of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue

-- Bus Stop by The Hollies

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    1. as usual, cookie's been in the cooking sherry.

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    2. “Fisrt?”

      Is Cookie saying “first” or “fist?”

      Actually, I think it’s the sound your fist makes as it’s fisting, is it not?

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  2. I think I'll go to the back of the queue...

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    1. MS QUOTES: Back of the queue?

      Is this from your years playing the part of the back end of a pantomime horse?

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  3. ♪♫ Every day I get in the queue
    (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    To get on the bus that takes me to you
    (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile
    (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    Your house is only another mile
    (Too much, the Magic Bus) ♪♫

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    1. ah, faith and begorrah,
      why i've never heard the
      tune with such a lovely
      irish brogue!

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    2. MacLX: How fitting that “Magic Bus” was recorded on the “Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy” album.

      NORMA: Get out your ear trumpet.

      LX is on his way to a holiday in Scotland, hence the MacLX moniker.

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    3. well, at least i didn't think
      he was a part of a happy meal.

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  4. i can't see his stub, but i think
    they're waiting for the express.

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  5. ♪♫ I'm rimming in the rain ♪♫

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    1. HUGGY JON: And you're ready for love.

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  6. If you change the "E" to an "I" then the song Bus Stop Windy takes on an entirely different meaning.

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  7. Sheesh...I hate when I put too much money in the slot too.

    But sometimes you just have to give it up.

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    1. JASON: Speaking of giving it up, don’t take public transit in New Jersey.

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  8. I'm not sure which Mistress has a worst dump? My Mistress would love this bus stop. She gets a bus ride and a cleaning.

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    1. MS. MOORECOCK: If you are referring to one “Mistress Maddie,” she’s had her chassis polished so many times you can eat off it!

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  9. It looks like more fun than reading the newspaper when the bus is running late...

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    1. PRINNY: You call that reading?

      I thought you were sleeping under those newspapers.

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  10. Well, this almost never happens when I- uh, I mean a friend (the same one as LX's), waits for the bus...

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    1. MR. DeVICE: “Almost” never happens.

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  11. Bus stops used to be grim diesel soaked hell holes, that reeked of piss and vomit back in the 80s. Now they look like extravagant public works of art with mosaic tiles and potted palms.

    At the bus stop

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    1. Heck, I did not understnad one fucking word.

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    2. MITZI: Same goes for bus stations.

      MAGO: You didn't understand the video clip?

      Long story short…she’s discussing (with a bloke who had a tattoo of an anchor on one arm and a tattoo of a microwave oven on the other arm) the exploratory surgery she had when she was rushed to the hospital after swallowing the upholstery attachment of a vacuum cleaner.

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    3. She never? She did! Jx

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  12. Does this explain the yougurth stains? They may wait for the bus to Wacken, tah ...

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    1. MAGO: Let’s not discuss the yogurt stains.

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  13. BITCHES: Mistress MJ will be back soon.

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