Saturday, August 17, 2013

Are You A Retail Slut?


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Are you a retail slut?

Answer now and receive a free bonus compact mirror from the Infomaniac Shopping Network!

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21 comments:

  1. LẌ3:44 AM, August 17, 2013

    No, but I might know "a friend" who is.

    Did I win yet?

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  2. Ms Quotes4:03 AM, August 17, 2013

    Yes.
    There has been an incident.
    Please send me my compact.
    Qx

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice4:59 AM, August 17, 2013

    Yes. But we purchased jackets rather than hideous posing-pouches from the early-90s.

    * wonders at the 'wet floor' sign in the last photo *

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  4. designing wally8:36 AM, August 17, 2013

    Does being a thrift shop whore count..?

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    1. Mistress Maddie11:30 AM, August 17, 2013

      dear Wally, I have found some great items thrifting........

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  5. Topher8:37 AM, August 17, 2013

    I work in retail does that count?

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  6. normadesmond9:30 AM, August 17, 2013

    is that compact part of joan rivers' line?
    oh wait, i think i'm confusing my shopping networks.
    where's the discount button?

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  7. jason10:09 AM, August 17, 2013

    I'm more of a wholesale slut.

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  8. savannah11:01 AM, August 17, 2013

    i hate shopping. OK, i hate shopping in malls. i do like online shopping. *looking at my latest acquisitions* so, not a slut, more a dilettante...xoxoxooxo

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  9. Mistress Maddie11:28 AM, August 17, 2013

    Well I work in retail, and enjoy men immensely so I would venture to say yes, but you can keep the compact dear.

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  10. Princess12:55 PM, August 17, 2013

    You mean you have to ask the question darling?
    Given this pack of bitches... I thought the answer would be staring you in the face...

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  11. ayeM8y3:41 PM, August 17, 2013

    More of a retail whore. They pay me much like Mistress Maddie.

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    1. Mistress Maddie8:32 PM, August 17, 2013

      so you go through a lot of wet wipes too huh? Have a taken your inseam before?

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    2. designing wally8:40 AM, August 18, 2013

      maddie keeps a tape measure behind her left ear at all times, you know, for emergency inseam adjustments...

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  12. Mitzi 6:06 AM, August 18, 2013

    I do like shopping but very rarely during the school holidays, I forgot once and went to Meadowhall and the scene that greeted me was like one of those paintings depicting Hell, where tortured souls hang around for all eternity. We didn't stay long, pity I left my three pronged fork at home. I love the denture mirror of infinity, it's so you!

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  13. The Mistress8:20 AM, August 18, 2013

    BITCHES: *checks stock room*

    Unfortunately, due to popular demand, the free bonus compact mirrors, or, as Mitzi calls them, the “Denture Mirrors of Infinity” are out of stock.

    Instead, we offer you the cocksucker’s mirror.

    This cock ring with a voyeuristic twist is an 8" oval plastic mirror with a 2" diameter glory hole at the bottom. Put your partner's balls and cock through the hole and watch yourself do what you do best.

    *orders more Wet Wipes as well*

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    1. designing wally8:37 AM, August 18, 2013

      There's a couple of guys I know that would love it if I wore one of these...

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    2. The Mistress8:37 AM, August 18, 2013

      Just a couple, Wally?

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    3. designing wally8:43 AM, August 18, 2013

      Most the other ones just wait for the video release...

      (and they say women are vain)

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