Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Top 10 Searches

Let's have a look at the top 10 search terms that led unsuspecting folk to Infomaniac, shall we?

1. penis
Penis, wenis, willy...call it what you will. Obviously you've come to the right place if you're searching for it, whoever you are. Although until you introduce yourself properly, we're not going to show you any...


2. Japanese women
This isn't something you'd expect to find on Infomaniac yet it's the second most common search term. Perhaps they were looking for Japanese Women's Wrestling or the photo in this post of hundreds of nude Japanese women queueing up as film extras. Or the photo in this post of “Japanese Bikini Rodeo Pie Fighting.” In any case, a LOT of people want to see Japanese women...apparently.

3. big balls
Big, small, we've got 'em all. Here on Infomaniac.

4. nekkid

Sometimes we leave our socks on but usually you can find what you're looking for.

5. infomaniac
Ask for it by name.

6. pubes
There's a tag for that.

7. wenis
That's what Wednesday's are all about!

8. ginger pubes
More about this later.

9. foreskin
It's all about what you can do with it, isn't it?

10. deformed penis
The drama and the trauma.

And now, the Top 3 Infomaniac Posts which have had the most hits...

Filthy Friday - Ginger Pubes

Over 22,000 hits from what I'm assuming are ginger lovers. I'm certainly not one of them. But que sera, sera.

TOXIC TOTTY: Corrie's Gail Platt
Do not click on the link above unless you wish to see Coronation Street's Gail McIntyre (née Potter; previously Tilsley, Platt and Hillman) holidaying topless. Apparently, according to my stats, over 21,000 people WANT to see Gail Platt's tits! More than want to see Johnny Depp naked.

Naked Men Fishing
We think some of you might enjoy this one as much as the 18,594 people who've actively sought it out. Well, the first photo anyway.

What about you, Bitches? What search terms pop up most often for your blogs?


  1. Big balls? I haven't even submitted a photo yet! Seems to me this place is just full of smut, I could use a stiff cock-a-tail and a fag after reading that. As for the tops three for me, besides my men .... is 1-scary pumpkins, 2-drag queens, 3- Alyssa Edwards de-throned. I have no idea how they fit together.

    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Could it be that Alyssa Edwards’ self-tanning product makes her look like a scary pumpkin?

  2. Over at the Café, the top search terms for a very long term were variations on MARISA BERENSON NUDE (it's a long story), followed by CENSORED. A single long-ago post on celebrity sisters somehow still means that AURORA MIRANDA, LANA WOOD, and DEDEE PFEIFFER all rank high. Go figure...

    1. MUSCATO: I had no idea there’s such a creature as DeDee Pfeiffer nor did I realize that Lana Wood sold her panties on eBay.

      I need to visit the Café more often.

  3. Japanese women? Well my dear Maewen Jamina, people are looking for the prettiest ballerina in the world, of course!

    I have no idea how I ended up at Infomaniac and I don't use dirty words in my research. I have a reputation to maintain.

    And nobody comes to my blog... but I never post anything either...

    Ooo-kay, I'm outta here!

    1. We have heard of your reputation to maintain, and we still love you.

    2. And yet Huggy Jon’s phone number is scribbled in lipstick at the Infomaniac bus stop.

    3. Still awaiting the first call! Damn!

  4. 1. marie caryl chessman
    2. jeanne rivers
    3. jane meadows nude

    caryl chessman was executed after being found guilty of kidnapping & murder. i have no idea why the marie is in front of his name. who the fuck is jeanne rivers? and i hated jayne meadows as a very young child, yet i never spelled her name incorrectly.

    total bafflement.

    1. I did a search on your blog once for ear trumpets-mail order, but nothing came up.

      And who in hell would want to see Jayne Meadows naked?

    2. NORMA: I’m sure they’re confusing Jeanne Rivers with Jeanie Rivers the porn star.

      Or maybe they’re looking for Joan Rivers. Did Joan do a porno?

      Steve Allen…Ha!

  5. Unsurprisingly my number one search term appears to be "nude gay", or variants thereof. Thus, an old post about the male singers of Eurovision features highly. Also unsurprisingly, "ben cohen" and "joel evan" are also extremely popular, as is "studio 54".

    The more baffling ones include "nina simone nude" (why on earth..?) and "evan peters nude" (and I have never posted a single word about him)...

    But my number one, which has also led to the highest number of hits - and comments - on a single blog (5177 hits and counting) is "barry evans! Who knew that the world was so interested in an embarrassing ITV sitcom from the 1970s called Mind Your Language?


    1. JON: In your Eurovision post, I barely recognized Jedward without their quiffs.

      Ben Cohen’s a popular hit at Infomaniac too, especially after I posted photos of Ben Cohen in his underwear.

      When you mentioned “Barry Evans” I assumed you were referring to the character “Barry Evans” on EastEnders played by Shaun Williamson. Now I’m picturing that character nude, for some reason, which disturbs me.

  6. The four tops:
    "Misia Sert"; "Knoblauch" [!]; "Elsbeth Schragmüller"; "Suppengrün" [!].
    A post from October 2011 has the most hits (154) for absolutely no reason.

    1. MAGO: I was hoping you were referring to The Four Tops of Motown fame.

      Why are people searching for garlic (Knoblauch) on your blog? Maybe they’re really searching for knobs!

  7. I have no clue, dear Mistress, especially since I used this word ("Knoblauch") only one time on the whole blog, in December 2010 when posting a soup receipt. There are no knobs to be found on my blog - I always wanted to do a bit about door knobs (Türdrücker, Türgriffe, door handles, examples) which I find fascinating: Articles of daily use that need to fullfil highest qualifications and standards of design, usability and aesthetics - good hard knobs.

    1. MAGO: Mistress MJ likes old knobs.

      In fact, I have a small collection of them.

    2. It's nice to see that you keep your old knobs well polished Mistress... No wonder you are so popular with the residents at "The Haven"

  8. The New Mouth Of Rimmel 6198
    Black Teeth Beauty 2101
    Saddle Sniffer 1369

    I gave up watching Corrie over a year ago and I feel a much better person for it.

    1. MITZI: That “saddle sniffer” post brings back memories.

      I gave up on EastEnders years ago. I’m not sure I’m ready to cut the cord with Corrie although it just keeps getting worse.

      I’ve just found out that Gail is to deliver Kylie’s baby. I’m not sure I can stomach that.

  9. Cameltoe/ Camel Toe by far the most frequent search tag with 1774
    Followed by.. Corbin Fisher, Skinny Dipping, Ghost movie, Mamaogram, Bleeding Heart flower, Beautiful Nakend Men, Cocktails and finally of all things Christmas Candles!
    Most viewed post is This one with 3903...

    1. PRINNY: “Princess Celebrates an Erection”… well, I suppose it happens so rarely you have just cause to break out the bubbly.

  10. Replies
    1. THOM: Spin around three times and say, "WENIS! WENIS! WENIS!" and one will appear.

    2. Don't forget to put your rubis slippers on!

  11. Rather than answer here, I've done my own post, as inspired by yours!

    1. MR. DeVICE: No doubt your post involves Connor Trinneer’s bulge.

    2. It most certainly does. It seems I'm not the only one who appreciates a certain Southern chief engineer.