Thursday, August 22, 2013

Lawn Ornaments

Lawn ornaments, trellises, wind chimes, planters and other items of garden décor are acceptable submissions in the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.


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As is any wildlife that visits your garden.
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  1. LẌ5:17 PM, August 22, 2013

    I heard a couple of Bob and Doug McKenzie bits on the radio today. Does that count?

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  2. Mitzi 5:56 PM, August 22, 2013

    How about a picture of gardener and comfortable shoe wearer Christine Walkden ?

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    1. The Mistress6:12 PM, August 22, 2013

      MITZI: Is the self-proclaimed "plantwoman" actually in your garden, lecturing you?

      Check your potting shed for Birkenstocks and wooly socks.

      Oh goodness...I've checked her website and for a fee, she offers personal visits and phone calls.

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    2. Mitzi 10:54 AM, August 23, 2013

      I don't know if you're familiar with Gloria Hunniford but here she is.

      Now watch this clip of Dame Edna starting at 2:45 poor old Christine!

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    3. The Mistress11:27 AM, August 23, 2013

      MITZI: Gloria Hunniford was off my radar until today but I must say I laughed at Dame Edna’s comment to Christine Walkden in the video clip.

      Is there some sort of wormhole in that garden that permits Christine to randomly appear and reappear at will? I should find that rather frightening not to know where she'd show up next.

      Is it just me or does Christine look like a dowdier Bill Gates?

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  3. designing wally6:42 PM, August 22, 2013

    Some balls you just don't want to gaze in...

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    1. The Mistress8:55 PM, August 22, 2013

      WALLY: Even if they were crafted and blown by artisans?

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  4. Mistress Maddie8:59 PM, August 22, 2013

    I'll get to it shortly tootes! I'm busy hoeing currently.

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    1. The Mistress9:00 PM, August 22, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: You have your new title as "Official Infomaniac Hoe" to live up to.

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  5. mrpeenee10:12 PM, August 22, 2013

    Do you think he climbed up out of that well? Wouldn't some chicken wire across the top of it help with that?

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    1. The Mistress8:32 AM, August 23, 2013

      PEENEE: For all your chicken wire ceiling needs, visit the Sun Bright Hotel in NYC.

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  6. savannah10:32 PM, August 22, 2013

    did he happen to step on some prickly thing, sugar? xoxoxoxo

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    1. The Mistress8:32 AM, August 23, 2013

      SAVANNAH: He puts the “prick” in “prickly.”

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice4:36 AM, August 23, 2013

    Oh, gods, I hope he doesn't try to ride that poor donkey...

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    1. The Mistress8:32 AM, August 23, 2013

      MR. DeVICE: He would make an ass of himself.

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  8. Anonymous4:45 AM, August 23, 2013

    Planters? Like FN's planters from hell? She may be lost in her own jungle, the poor soul, or maybe the smelly fumes from her garden shed finally got her ...

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    1. The Mistress8:32 AM, August 23, 2013

      MAGO: I think we should go en masse over to Ms. Nations' place and pull her out of the weed(s).

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  9. Ms Scarlet7:27 AM, August 23, 2013

    Wally is wrong! And I will prove it... where is my camera...
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress8:33 AM, August 23, 2013

      MISS SCARLET: While you’ve got your camera out, please send Mistress MJ your garden photos.

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  10. Princess7:51 AM, August 23, 2013

    Yay! Nekkid Prancercising...

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