Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Man With A Can

Infomaniac Bitch Huggy Jon has offered to water your blossoms while you're waiting for the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos post...



Unless you'd rather do it yourself...



23 comments:

  1. That look on his face tells me there may be some manure to spread around too soon...

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    1. Fertilize and water,
      Your bush will prosper.

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    1. Sweetie daahrling, I would never let your hopes go up the spout!

      Every day I'm learning new expressions here on Infomaniac! Hoy!

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  3. Maybe that's where Burrough's Steely Dan originates from.

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    1. *Puts "The Naked Lunch" on books-I-must-read-before-I-die list*

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  4. wait just a second,
    i'm readying my nozzle.

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  5. It's quite difficult to piss through a stiffy, especially in the morning. Summoning up a mental image of Clarissa Dickson Wright wearing nothing but a feather boa, squatting over a milk churn and showing her big hairy gash, should dampen one's ardour and ease the flow.

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    1. Or you could do what number 2 does - pour cold water over ... I guess your maid would like to do that!

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    1. I seem to always fall in love with the drummers. Well, they do give a good pounding don't they?

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  7. Where else but on Infomaniac would we get the likes of “Right Said Fred,” “Sammy Davis Junior,” Clarissa Dickson Wright wearing nothing but a feather boa, “Suzi Quatro,” and “Paul Reubens?”

    Pee-wee’s SIXTY?

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