Infomaniac Bitch Huggy Jon has offered to water your blossoms while you're waiting for the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos post...
Unless you'd rather do it yourself...
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
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I'm too sexy for my can
ReplyDeleteToo sexy for my can,
I'm a flash in a pan
That look on his face tells me there may be some manure to spread around too soon...
ReplyDeleteFertilize and water,
DeleteYour bush will prosper.
I can with a man.
ReplyDeleteSx
The candy man can!
DeleteNice spouts...
ReplyDeleteSweetie daahrling, I would never let your hopes go up the spout!
DeleteEvery day I'm learning new expressions here on Infomaniac! Hoy!
Maybe that's where Burrough's Steely Dan originates from.
ReplyDelete*Puts "The Naked Lunch" on books-I-must-read-before-I-die list*
DeleteAh! Jacques, Jacques, Jacques!!!
ReplyDeletewait just a second,
ReplyDeletei'm readying my nozzle.
TWIZZLER!
DeleteIt's quite difficult to piss through a stiffy, especially in the morning. Summoning up a mental image of Clarissa Dickson Wright wearing nothing but a feather boa, squatting over a milk churn and showing her big hairy gash, should dampen one's ardour and ease the flow.
ReplyDeleteOr you could do what number 2 does - pour cold water over ... I guess your maid would like to do that!
Delete*faints*
DeleteCan the Can? Jx
ReplyDeleteI seem to always fall in love with the drummers. Well, they do give a good pounding don't they?
DeletePS: Happy Birthday Paul Reubens.
ReplyDeleteWhere else but on Infomaniac would we get the likes of “Right Said Fred,” “Sammy Davis Junior,” Clarissa Dickson Wright wearing nothing but a feather boa, “Suzi Quatro,” and “Paul Reubens?”
ReplyDeletePee-wee’s SIXTY?
SIXTY-ONE!
DeleteI was never good at math.
DeleteMy favorite smurf!
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