Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Wenis Wednesday – Butch Contest Edition

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A reminder that you have until the end of February to submit a photo of the butchest thing in your house.
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18 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:11 AM, February 22, 2012

    does a french manicure count?

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  2. Yank4:56 AM, February 22, 2012

    That wenis has a left hook.

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  3. Ms Scarlet5:21 AM, February 22, 2012

    Someone's going to get a nasty shock if he carries on like that.
    Sx

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  4. The Mistress6:31 AM, February 22, 2012

    KDNA: does a french manicure count?

    Only if it was done with a belt sander.

    SCOTSYANK: That wenis has a left hook.

    That’s what makes it so butch.

    SCARLET: Someone's going to get a nasty shock if he carries on like that.

    I should have used this image for one of my public service announcements.

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  5. Jon6:47 AM, February 22, 2012

    Tools, indeed. Jx

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  6. The Mistress7:17 AM, February 22, 2012

    JON: Tools, indeed.

    Perhaps he’s using that drill in order to hang his framed programme from a Bea Arthur one-woman show.

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  7. Jon8:40 AM, February 22, 2012

    I also have Elaine Stritch on my wall, if that's any more butch..? Jx

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  8. TB8:41 AM, February 22, 2012

    Aha! That's nothing ;I have a glue gun and can whip out a Barbie almost silk bouffant gown toliet roll cover in no time.

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  9. LẌ9:48 AM, February 22, 2012

    He can drill and spackle at the same time!

    1st

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  10. normadesmond10:09 AM, February 22, 2012

    i sense a theme.

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  11. FirstNations10:35 AM, February 22, 2012

    Can't find 'South'? Just ask our man with the skillz. *Tosses Baldy a roll of duct tape and a pencil*

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  12. KellyRed11:43 AM, February 22, 2012

    Look his balls match the wall color.

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  13. The Mistress11:47 AM, February 22, 2012

    JON: I also have Elaine Stritch on my wall, if that's any more butch..?

    Using this photo as your template, cross-stitch (or should that be cross-Stritch?) Elaine and Bea without using a thimble.

    Now that’s butch!

    TB: Aha! That's nothing ;I have a glue gun and can whip out a Barbie almost silk bouffant gown toliet roll cover in no time.

    Rumour has it that’s not all you whip out on demand.

    LX: He can drill and spackle at the same time!
    1st

    Bonus points for multi-tasking.

    NORMADESMOND: i sense a theme.

    I’m thinking it’s time I sent you Bitches to the Infomaniac Crafts Room.

    NATIONS: Can't find 'South'? Just ask our man with the skillz. *Tosses Baldy a roll of duct tape and a pencil*

    Speaking of pencils, did I ever tell you THIS story?...

    Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past so as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
    Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance.
    Dr. Aleksandar Milosevic, who successfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
    "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

    KELLY RED: Look his balls match the wall color.

    And your name.

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  14. Roses2:13 PM, February 22, 2012

    He should leave the DIY alone and take up gardening instead.

    A bit of manscaping i.e. growing some bush would make that wenis far more attractive.

    Ugh.

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  15. The Mistress2:55 PM, February 22, 2012

    ROSES: He should leave the DIY alone and take up gardening instead.
    A bit of manscaping i.e. growing some bush would make that wenis far more attractive.
    Ugh.

    It appears he’s used the weed killer on it.

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  16. Mistress Maddie9:03 PM, February 22, 2012

    ......meanwhile I'm still looking and trying to forget Cookies monster.

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  17. Michael Guy12:40 AM, February 25, 2012

    Oh golly this assignment may take awhile.

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  18. Michael Guy12:42 AM, February 25, 2012

    One more thing: Is that the queen mary?

    sorry.

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