Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Gone Shopping

Mistress MJ has stepped out to pick up a few things from the shopping centre…

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Then a trip to stock up on supplies…

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And I promised Norma I’d buy her some new knickers…

[thanks, Thom!]

I’ll catch up with you Bitches tomorrow.
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20 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:01 AM, February 21, 2012

    First!

    Don't forget, Norma's should be skincoloured (fleischfarben).

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  2. Ms Scarlet6:22 AM, February 21, 2012

    WAIT! I am coming with you.
    Sx

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  3. Mitzi 6:30 AM, February 21, 2012

    Don't want to pay high street prices? go to Linda's Washing Line they come with a yellow patch at the front and a fleischfarben patch at the back.

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  4. Anonymous7:27 AM, February 21, 2012

    A great help for the directionally challenged,thanks Mitzi!

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  5. LẌ8:25 AM, February 21, 2012

    Mistress, where is that shopping center? I have "a friend" who wants to go!

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  6. savannah8:29 AM, February 21, 2012

    i think i need some refreshments, too, sugar...xoxoxoxo

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  7. TB8:57 AM, February 21, 2012

    I have "a friend" that needs to go there with Ix's friend. Directions would be appreciated especially to Liquorette Drive in.

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  8. normadesmond9:14 AM, February 21, 2012

    oh, because the supermarket
    just isn't good enough anymore?

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  9. normadesmond9:16 AM, February 21, 2012

    FLEISCHFARBEN!

    mago, i LOVE this word.

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  10. FirstNations9:53 AM, February 21, 2012

    Wasn't 'fleischfarben' a margarine brand?

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  11. FirstNations9:55 AM, February 21, 2012

    *looks at toast with dawning horror*

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  12. DeepBlue11:16 AM, February 21, 2012

    *opens fridge!*

    Fuck! We're out of ginger ale.

    *slams door*

    YOU'D BETTER GET SOME! MJ!

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  13. Stacia2:24 PM, February 21, 2012

    When I taught junior high I found out quickly that 13-year-old boys will look up ANY skirt at EVERY opportunity. With that in mind, I bought myself some of those big baggy EXTRA LARGE granny thunderpants to wear under skirts over my "real" undies. A few months later, someone stole those granny thunderpants from my house along with some loose change. Nothing else.

    Also, Oren's last name would be much improved were it changed to "Long."

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  14. Thombeau2:47 PM, February 21, 2012

    If I ever had a daughter, I'd name her Liquorette.

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  15. kabuki zero3:25 PM, February 21, 2012

    what will i do? how will i go on? the minutes will seen like extra-long minutes until you return. please - do not let strange men walk you to your car. you know enough strange men already. POW! even in sorrow - my wit rings true. see if they have any flesh-coloured vodka. for a friend.

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  16. mrpeenee6:27 PM, February 21, 2012

    I'm pretty sure "Strange Men" were on MJ's shopping list for both the shopping center (centre?) and Liquorette.

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  17. ayeM8y12:12 AM, February 22, 2012

    I thought you worked at the strip mall?

    While your at the liquorette could you pick up some Vodkaesque and some Ginlet? Maybe some Bourbonation or Whiskeyment?

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  18. The Mistress2:53 AM, February 22, 2012

    BITCHES: I hope you've all clicked on the link that Mitzi so kindly provided us.

    And now that I'm nicely Bourbonated (if I may paraphrase AyeM8y)...I'm going to bed.

    No toast for breakfast, thank you.

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  19. DeepBlue7:59 AM, February 22, 2012

    Oh I did, my dear! I did clicked...

    ...AND I THREW UP!


    *puts bread in toaster*

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  20. Anonymous3:35 AM, February 24, 2012

    oh my.... those undies.....

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