dammit, isn't someone going to turn my cuke?
as you can see, it hasn't been a pretty morning here.
You bitches look like SHIT!*slaps on extra cukes*
Too late, I think that they need to be at the Informaniac House of Plastic Surgery.
Mistress,Do they know where that cucumber has been?
That's Dot and Pauline in happier times!!Anyhow, I'm sure that with a lick of paint and a bit of spit and polish, that the Infomaniac tool shed can easily be converted into a plastic surgery unit.Sx
My feet hurt.
And they've been sitting there for more than two years!
BITCHES: Mistress MJ is busy converting the tool shed (as mentioned by Miss Scarlet) into The Infomaniac House of Plastic Surgery (as suggested by TB.)Note to Miss Scarlet: Mistress MJ thought she could get one over on the American bitches by using a photo of Dot and Pauline. Isn’t it uncanny how much they resemble Norma and Peenee?
mistress has a good idea, especially since this was said of her.
...there is an uncanny resemblance...!Sx
*flings poo at Norma*
hey, if the nipple fits.
If the nipple fits, SUCK IT.
Is this before or after their colonics?
What exactly is the recipe for the face cream before our eyes? Is it homemade? And Im glad to see Norma is breaking the mold, and using bright yellow anal beads as a necklace! That bitch is clever.
Thats a whooooooooole salad fulla scary. Even the dressing has turned green. *runs*
Are they still with us?
So I take a tiny little nap and I wake up like this? The fuck?
New post up, Bitches.It's time we had a little glamour after staring at Norma and Peenee all day.