Thursday, February 09, 2012

FuckFest

Here we see the inevitable result of our earlier questions…

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39 comments:

  1. Stacia7:26 AM, February 09, 2012

    Oh dear. I really should have shaved before you started taking snaps.

    I'm accidentally first again.

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  2. The Mistress7:35 AM, February 09, 2012

    It’s not too late to book an appointment at The Infomaniac House of Beauty.

    Enjoy Miss Scarlet’s “Butter Stick Treatment!”

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  3. Damien7:40 AM, February 09, 2012

    OOOOOooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

    now that takes me back..

    **places nostalgic chaste kisses on Mistress' feet as is proper**

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  4. The Mistress7:42 AM, February 09, 2012

    You'd better WATCH your back, Damien!

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  5. Topher7:49 AM, February 09, 2012

    has group fishing season started already?

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  6. The Mistress7:54 AM, February 09, 2012

    Topher, are you the meat in the Peenee/Thombeau sandwich?

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  7. Princess8:03 AM, February 09, 2012

    Oh well... Looks like the cocktail frock was a waste of time...
    *flings frock into the corner and dives in*

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  8. Princess8:05 AM, February 09, 2012

    I think I just caught a groper...

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  9. The Mistress8:06 AM, February 09, 2012

    From cocktail FROCK to cocktail FUCK.

    So it goes.

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  10. Princess8:06 AM, February 09, 2012

    one drink and I feel it... Two drinks... and any body can!

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  11. The Mistress8:07 AM, February 09, 2012

    Word has it that they already HAVE!

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  12. Princess8:08 AM, February 09, 2012

    I wondered what attracted the sharks...

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  13. LẌ8:19 AM, February 09, 2012

    Hey, Princess pinched me!

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  14. Ms Scarlet8:20 AM, February 09, 2012

    Oh! I can now do the butterstick treatment en masse!
    Sx

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  15. Ms Scarlet8:21 AM, February 09, 2012

    There will be discounts for stick sharing!
    Sx

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  16. Princess8:21 AM, February 09, 2012

    And Don't think I didn't see your little eyes light up Mr Lax....

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  17. The Mistress8:27 AM, February 09, 2012

    LX AND PRINCESS: Am I going to have to separate you?

    SCARLET: Isn’t stick-sharing what got The Infomaniac House of Beauty involved in that nasty court case with The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium?

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  18. Ms Scarlet8:32 AM, February 09, 2012

    NO! Not my stick! But Mr Devine's warty wand!

    Where is Mr Devine? It's about time he showed himself.
    Sx

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  19. LẌ8:32 AM, February 09, 2012

    I would like to request the Spray!

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  20. Ms Scarlet8:34 AM, February 09, 2012

    Blimey, that's a bit modern and new fangled, Mr Lax... are you sure... I have a winning way wiv me sticks.
    Sx

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  21. The Mistress8:45 AM, February 09, 2012

    I can’t believe it’s not butter!

    Speaking of butter AND Mr. DeVice, I once gave him an industrial sized tub of Boy Butter for his birthday.

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  22. Ms Scarlet9:05 AM, February 09, 2012

    ...certainly one way of making a sausage sizzle....
    Sx

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  23. The Cool Cookie9:31 AM, February 09, 2012

    Remember, felching carries its own dangers.

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  24. FirstNations10:50 AM, February 09, 2012

    ...it's all greasy and it smells like guinea pigs. From what I've heard. *steals bong from hippie upper right corner*

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  25. Romeo Morningwood12:04 PM, February 09, 2012

    I'm Chauncey Gardner and I like to watch.
    This is just like television, only you can see much further. As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.

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  26. The Mistress12:55 PM, February 09, 2012

    SCARLET: ...certainly one way of making a sausage sizzle....

    Who ordered the bratwurst?

    COOKIE: Remember, felching carries its own dangers.

    Spoken like one who’s been to Felchville and back!

    NATIONS: ...it's all greasy and it smells like guinea pigs. From what I've heard. *steals bong from hippie upper right corner*

    *Febrezes liberally*

    DONN: I'm Chauncey Gardner and I like to watch.
    This is just like television, only you can see much further. As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.

    Come into my lady garden, Mr. Gardner.

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  27. Miss Sunshine1:39 PM, February 09, 2012

    Ooooo!! Free for all!! Scoot over Princess, well on second thought... and did someone mention butter??

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  28. TB1:45 PM, February 09, 2012

    Who's got the 12 inches? I wanna see it.

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  29. Thombeau2:43 PM, February 09, 2012

    I could have danced all night!

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  30. The Mistress4:36 PM, February 09, 2012

    COREYJO: Ooooo!! Free for all!! Scoot over Princess, well on second thought... and did someone mention butter??

    Boy Butter…the spread of choice.

    TB: Who's got the 12 inches? I wanna see it.

    Is it available at Aunt Ida's Miniature Golf Course and 2 for 1 Marguerita Bar?

    THOMBEAU: I could have danced all night!

    And still have begged for more, no doubt.

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  31. kabuki zero4:50 PM, February 09, 2012

    he said "kabuki - you got no tits and a tight box" and kabuki said "bitch, get off my back" thank you, kabuki will be here thru the weekend

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  32. normadesmond5:11 PM, February 09, 2012

    "i'm smelling things....."

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  33. The Mistress6:49 PM, February 09, 2012

    KABUKI: he said "kabuki - you got no tits and a tight box" and kabuki said "bitch, get off my back" thank you, kabuki will be here thru the weekend

    ba-dum-TISH!

    NORMADESMOND: "i'm smelling things....."

    Your hands? Your breath? Or your undies?

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  34. Anonymous6:59 PM, February 09, 2012

    Oh ...

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  35. The Mistress7:00 PM, February 09, 2012

    You're late to the party, Mago.

    Just jump onto the pile.

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  36. Anonymous7:29 PM, February 09, 2012

    Ah yes, Norma's back from the seaside restaurant. Who's the poor sod down under all the heavin' flesh? The man down the totem pole ...

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  37. FirstNations8:00 PM, February 09, 2012

    It's a totem pole all right but I wish he'd left off the big eagle thingie on top *applies butter liberally*

    *as opposed to conservatively*

    *I'll be here all week; try the salmon*

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  38. BlazngScarlet8:04 PM, February 09, 2012

    It's a twisted key and/or rainbow party!

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  39. The Mistress9:03 PM, February 09, 2012

    Heads up, Bitches.

    Check out the latecomers.

    See new post.

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