Monday, February 20, 2012

Lick Four O'Clock Fag!

Gosh, look at the time!

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It's time we licked four o'clock fag!
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22 comments:

  1. The Mistress3:57 PM, February 20, 2012

    It's almost 4 o'clock and nobody's here yet.

    You Bitches must be really fagged!

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  2. Anonymous4:10 PM, February 20, 2012

    Find of the Week!!

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  3. Jenny4:20 PM, February 20, 2012

    **shoves MJ out of the way**

    second!

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  4. LẌ4:29 PM, February 20, 2012

    FIRST!

    It's not 4 o'clock here, Mistress!

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  5. DeepBlue5:31 PM, February 20, 2012

    Well, dear Mistress, let me at least put my socks on
    .

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  6. Princess5:44 PM, February 20, 2012

    *tips bucket of fresh raspberries into Vodka fountain... grabs towel off nearest house boy and starts wiping off copious amounts of saliva from person*

    Tell me Mistress... Why is it that every time I go out at 4 o'clock... I end up getting licked from head to toe by complete strangers?...

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  7. Ms Scarlet5:54 PM, February 20, 2012

    Is the M&S underwear optional?
    Sx

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  8. savannah7:17 PM, February 20, 2012

    dammit all, i keep missing everything!!! xoxoxoxox

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  9. Jon7:18 PM, February 20, 2012

    Licked one earlier, thanks... Jx

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  10. designing wally7:25 PM, February 20, 2012

    Well, I missed the cocktail party, can I bum a fag?

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  11. The Mistress7:40 PM, February 20, 2012

    NURSEMYRA: Find of the Week!!

    Or fag of the week…one or the other.

    BOXER: **shoves MJ out of the way**
    second!

    No need to get pushy, beeyotch.

    LX: FIRST!
    It's not 4 o'clock here, Mistress!

    Practice the suspension of disbelief at all times here on Infomaniac.

    DEEP BLUE JON: Well, dear Mistress, let me at least put my socks on

    Coincidentally, that’s a photo I’m using for a future post.

    Fasten your sock garters…it’s going to be a bumpy night.

    PRINCESS: *tips bucket of fresh raspberries into Vodka fountain... grabs towel off nearest house boy and starts wiping off copious amounts of saliva from person*
    Tell me Mistress... Why is it that every time I go out at 4 o'clock... I end up getting licked from head to toe by complete strangers?...

    Have you tried our new Butt Face towels?

    SCARLET: Is the M&S underwear optional?

    You may remove their manties, if you so desire.

    SAVANNAH: dammit all, i keep missing everything!!!

    I’d say you have a thing or two on your mind right now besides 4 o’clock fag.

    JON: Licked one earlier, thanks

    Surely you’re all fagged out!

    WALLY: Well, I missed the cocktail party, can I bum a fag?

    You can borrow a cigarette too, if you wish.

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  12. ayeM8y7:45 PM, February 20, 2012

    Can't lick now I have cottonmouth.

    been busy with 420 Fag.

    *lazily peeks in the room with bleary eyes and says, Man, what time is it?

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  13. BlazngScarlet7:51 PM, February 20, 2012

    I see Boxer had the 4:20 fag first; she could have at least shared!

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  14. The Mistress8:01 PM, February 20, 2012

    AYEM8Y: Can't lick now I have cottonmouth.
    been busy with 420 Fag.
    *lazily peeks in the room with bleary eyes and says, Man, what time is it?

    Your eight o’clock fag is here.

    BLAZNG SCARLET: I see Boxer had the 4:20 fag first; she could have at least shared!

    She’s in charge of the vodka fountain so she has sway around here.

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  15. normadesmond8:27 PM, February 20, 2012

    is that AM or PM?

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  16. Princess8:51 PM, February 20, 2012

    I don't know what that houseboy had been doing with it... but... I'm afraid Mistress that the new Butt/Face towel... The one I snatched earlier from him was... well... covered in brown and white stripes!...

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  17. FirstNations9:00 PM, February 20, 2012

    The 420 fag passed me some of what got Scarlet blazing. We locked Prinny in the coatroom and Norma is giving her superchargers under the door. And by the way, the Diller A Dollar Ten O'Clock Scholar comes at noon. What will I do with the 4:20 fag? Or did I just answer my own question? *giggles at hand*

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  18. Mistress Maddie9:24 PM, February 20, 2012

    I could use a fag, but four o'clock? Means nothing to me. The gin has left, so now I can spell better!

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  19. Princess10:26 PM, February 20, 2012

    Oh my goodness I've fallen into my all time phantasy... Who turned out the lights? Who are are a these hairy men rubbing up against me? OOOh... Stop it! That tickles... Oh you brute! Kindly remove that button Mr!....

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  20. FirstNations11:36 PM, February 20, 2012

    *opens door to coatroom, secondhand smoke billows out, revealing Prinny on the floor wrestling with an overcoat*

    I can't remember the last time I licked a fag. Coulda been 4:00. What would it have tasted like?
    Wait don't answer that.

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  21. Roses2:37 AM, February 21, 2012

    Late to the party again.

    No, I'm not licking a fag, I'm going outside to smoke one. Yes, I know I'm naughty. Whatever.

    Is there any vodka left?

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  22. The Mistress5:54 AM, February 21, 2012

    Mistress MJ has four A.M. fag yet must rush out for the day.

    See you Bitches later!

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