Sunday, February 05, 2012

Idle Gossip

You know how it is at a coffee klatch.

The conversation soon turns to gossip…

Will the law ever require women who are careless about their breath to wear bells warning others of their approach?

Poor Norma. We’re always talking behind her back…

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  1. Princess5:58 PM, February 05, 2012

    Yay! First!

    Well... you know that I'm far to polite to say anything but... I did cop a whiff of a little malodourous orifice or two at the Klatch...

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  2. normadesmond5:58 PM, February 05, 2012

    if you don't mind, i'm going to take this off
    and put it around my dick. that's if you don't mind.

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  3. normadesmond6:01 PM, February 05, 2012

    the gossip may be idle,
    but nothing else will be.

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  4. Princess6:04 PM, February 05, 2012

    Oh Hai Norma...
    *offers Norma a Breath mint*

    I love what you have done with your balls...

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  5. The Mistress6:06 PM, February 05, 2012

    *enters room briefly to Febreze liberally*

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  6. normadesmond6:09 PM, February 05, 2012

    do i really need to come
    here and be insulted like this?

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  7. Princess6:17 PM, February 05, 2012

    I ask myself the same question Norma... I guess we all have needs... And when in need I turn to The Mistress and the Infomaniac Bitches... I know that I will always leave satisfied...

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  8. FirstNations6:24 PM, February 05, 2012

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  9. FirstNations6:25 PM, February 05, 2012

    Monkey breath is nothing to be ashamed of. Just remember to bury it again once you're done saying 'hello'. Nothing I hate more than stumbling over a disenterred monkey on my way to the vodka fountain.

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  10. The Cool Cookie7:32 PM, February 05, 2012

    Pretty, poised and convivial, Norma Desmond should be first on everyone's invitation lists.

    But she isn't, and its because she suffers from the unforgivable sin of lacking feminine daintiness.

    A little Listerine in her douche - just a capfull would cleanse delicate tissue, flowing into every crack and crevice and kill odor causing bacteria, while being gentle on delicate tissues.

    Daily use of Listerine in the douche guarantees cleanliness, guarantees that the unforgivable sin will never make its presence known.

    You'll be glad you told her about this. And her husband will thank you as well.

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  11. Mistress Maddie8:36 PM, February 05, 2012

    Ohhhhhh, the poor thing. Since the year began, she has got an ear trumpet, smelly hands, and now wreched breath? How many times do we need say, to suck on choice meats?

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  12. designing wally8:54 PM, February 05, 2012

    I only ever speak of norma when her back is turned, so it doesn't happen much...
    You know how she can be...

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  13. designing wally8:56 PM, February 05, 2012

    And her little dogs too!

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  14. FirstNations9:19 PM, February 05, 2012

    WHO LEFT THIS MONKEY HERE? *looks accusingly at Norma*

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  15. mrpeenee9:20 PM, February 05, 2012

    Poor Norma. Ever since her memory started slipping, she's confused her Listerine with her hairspray, and you can tell, on both ends. Poor dear thing.

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  16. Vato Diablo9:24 PM, February 05, 2012

    But why begrudge our beloved Miss Desmond a little fun? She only wants us to look nice.....

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