Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Kiss Me, You Fools!

Mistress MJ is ready to receive Valentine kisses from her Bitches.


Please form an orderly queue.

28 comments:

  1. Plants one square on the mouth. Did I mention that I've been languishing in my sickbed all week? A nasty chest cold.

    Happy Valentimes.

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  2. i suppose you want your pineapple kissed.

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  3. MJ, Where's the kissing booth? I'm ready to kiss you and all! Germs or not, all the gin intake I do, will kill any! But no fingern' while smoochin'....thats extra!

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  4. And we need to talk. It's winter, and tell me you do not have white shoes on..........

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  5. MMMMMWHAWWWWWW XOXOO

    to you too!!

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  6. Mwah... There you go Mistress

    Now the rest of you bitches can all come on over to "The Palais" and kiss my celebratory arses if you like...

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  7. OOOH LALA - thats a little french kiss from the buki. plus FIRST you slackers!!! KABUKI REIGNS SUPREME THIS VALENTINES DAY!!! tHE ENJOYMENT IS MASSIVE.

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  8. *** places single chaste kisses on Mistress' feet as is proper. Then rises and - when given permission - enfolds his Mistress in a chaste but fond embrace***

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  9. Mistress, be my valentine! [mmmwwwaaahhh]

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  10. Don't you peep from behind the blindfold, just kiss this ...
    Happy Valentine's Day my lovely!

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  11. I'm the third one in line. *Puckers up and gives MJ a quick peck on her loose, saggy, hairy lips* that'll teach me for having my eyes closed.

    Happy valentine's Day.

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  12. happy van halentine's day, sugar!
    bisous. xoxoxoxo

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  13. All right, but no reach arounds.

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  14. **snaps on rubber gloves**

    Again!

    SXXX

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  15. BITCHES: A big MWAHHH to all who have queued up for a kiss.

    Unfortunately, Mistress MJ cannot pop ‘round to visit you ‘til tomorrow as she has to run out for antibiotics thanks to AyeM8y.

    Enjoy your day, Bitches!

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  16. I'd luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair! And #3 just got out of line and is coming home with me. TOODLES!

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  17. Is the crotch to ass thing supposed to get them warmed up for the girl?

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  18. If you mean like in billiards, then ok. *wanders around with cue stick looking confused and vaguely expectant*

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  19. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. One big sloppy one is all you get from these mountains...

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  21. just checking to see if LX was over here asking YOU to be his Valentine. He's been catting around today and I'm getting a little annoyed.
    and... yes he has!

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  22. Ms Boxer, he asked me as well. Humpf.

    Oh, sorry I'm late Mistress.

    *wipes cheek down with anti-bac wet wipe*

    xxxxxxxxxx

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