Monday, February 06, 2012

Truce

A truce has been called between Mistress MJ and Miss Normadesmond.


We shall return to our regularly scheduled programming later.

UPDATE: Truce? Apparently NOT.
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36 comments:

  1. normadesmond11:50 AM, February 06, 2012

    oh really?

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  2. The Mistress11:51 AM, February 06, 2012

    Is there something you'd like to add, Miss Desmond?

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  3. LẌ12:18 PM, February 06, 2012

    Damn. This was just getting interesting.

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  4. normadesmond12:37 PM, February 06, 2012

    me? oh, nothing much. ②

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  5. DeepBlue12:41 PM, February 06, 2012

    YES! I knew this would end up in a big bitch slapping party!

    *grabs Mistress Maddie's opera glasses*

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  6. Ms Scarlet12:43 PM, February 06, 2012

    Crikey, I miss all the fun...
    Sx

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  7. The Mistress1:03 PM, February 06, 2012

    Keep your legs together, Norma.

    You're attracting flies.

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  8. Jenny1:20 PM, February 06, 2012

    is it safe to come back?

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  9. The Mistress1:20 PM, February 06, 2012

    What was that safe word again?

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  10. LẌ1:36 PM, February 06, 2012

    I'll tell you the Safe Word for $5 ... or a pix of your tits. Whichever.

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  11. FirstNations1:37 PM, February 06, 2012

    *Takes a seat down front and readies the hatpins*

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  12. Thombeau1:47 PM, February 06, 2012

    Who is this Miss Desmond of which you speak?

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  13. kabuki zero1:52 PM, February 06, 2012

    All I want for my birthday is for you kids to get along. sobs

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  14. normadesmond1:55 PM, February 06, 2012

    someone please, throw up a brick wall and hand miss thombeau a mike. she is a comedienne.

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  15. Miss Sunshine2:20 PM, February 06, 2012

    Jon! Why didn't you call me sooner! *sits down next to jon & hands him a rain slicker* "here, we don't wanna get chum on us."

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  16. DeepBlue2:52 PM, February 06, 2012

    Aw! Thank you dear!
    *hands over opera glasses to CJ*

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  17. Miss Sunshine2:55 PM, February 06, 2012

    Thanks love.
    *trades the popcorn for the opera glasses*

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  18. The Mistress3:01 PM, February 06, 2012

    This whole thing sickens me and is in extremely poor taste.

    I wash my hands of this sordid event.

    *flounces off*

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  19. savannah3:04 PM, February 06, 2012

    what the hell is happening around here, sugarpies??? sweet jaysus! i can not leave all ya'll alone for more than a week... xoxoxox

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  20. mrpeenee3:20 PM, February 06, 2012

    I just called 911. They're coming with the Jaws of Life, some superglue and a carton of heavy duty adult diapers to get this whole mess fixed up.

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  21. The Mistress3:25 PM, February 06, 2012

    Is that superglue for Norma's wig?

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  22. The Mistress3:26 PM, February 06, 2012

    Or is it to keep her legs together?

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  23. Anonymous3:32 PM, February 06, 2012

    Let it all hang out ...

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  24. Ms Scarlet3:55 PM, February 06, 2012

    You will have to wait because I am in the process of washing my hands at Ms Norma's. I will pass you the towel when I have finished.
    Sx

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  25. FirstNations6:37 PM, February 06, 2012

    *still sitting front row center*

    Wow, the flouncing! The stinging recrinimations! The drama! The smell! Gimme the opera glasses Corey Jo!

    *throws popcorn*

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  26. Mistress Maddie6:47 PM, February 06, 2012

    Now you two better settle this right this second, before I come betwix you both and beat ya with a 15" doudble header didlo I got from Cory jo closet! And who in hell now has my opera glasses?

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  27. BlazngScarlet7:10 PM, February 06, 2012

    OoOoOoO ... am I late for the main event?
    I brought fresh popcorn & binoculars (sorry, can't find the opera glasses)

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  28. Miss Sunshine7:24 PM, February 06, 2012

    Gee Whiz Maddie! *pouts* I had plans for that dildo, now it's ruined. And who told you where the goody basket was? Jon!?!

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  29. Miss Sunshine7:25 PM, February 06, 2012

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  30. designing wally7:38 PM, February 06, 2012

    I'm still trying to deliver the slaw & tartar sauce...

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  31. Princess7:44 PM, February 06, 2012

    What's happening here? *Takes a seat by Ms Nations*

    Oooh... Hat Pins! What a great idea Nations...
    I heard MJ and Norma were having a smackdown...

    I could only find a box of thumb tacks and a vat of olive oil...

    * empties oil vat and throws box of tacks into wrestling ring...*


    That should make things interesting

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  32. DeepBlue7:48 PM, February 06, 2012

    Now, now, Corey, you know Maddie is wise enough to know how to find the jewel box. She just have to follow your dog to the treasure chest under the bed!

    Bring the cloeslaw over here Wally and pour the sauce all over MJ and Norma. That should cover up that aweful fishy smell.

    Princess dear, would you like some popcorn?

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  33. normadesmond8:03 PM, February 06, 2012

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  34. normadesmond8:05 PM, February 06, 2012

    anyone know where the
    can of air freshener is?

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  35. FirstNations9:16 PM, February 06, 2012

    KEEP HUCKIN' THOSE TACKS PRINNY! WE GOT COLESLAW WRESTLING!!!!!!!!
    *throws opera glasses, looks through popcorn*

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  36. Mistress Maddie10:59 PM, February 06, 2012

    Norma- I have a purse atomizer with Chanel #5, would that help?

    Cory,why yes, the dog,yes.... thats it, the dog showed me to the jewel box, it's not like jon and I used it together or anything...finding opera glass...slipping out the door....

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