Well now it’s time to find the BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!
YOU could be the Butchest Bitch here at Infomaniac if you follow these simple instructions:
1. Email a photo of the butchest thing in your house. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
2. Include a description of the item.
3. Submit the photo by the end of February.
Surely even the nelliest amongst you have something butch lying around the house…
So go have a rummage through your garden sheds, garages, basements, backyards or bedroom drawers for THE BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE.
This contest is open to both men AND women!
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Did I win?
ReplyDeleteOh for heaven's sake.
ReplyDeleteoh, let lx win, what the fuck.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of "the nelliest amongst you" here's Norma!
ReplyDeletegod dammit mj, haven't you
ReplyDeleteinstalled that SLAP button yet?
Why don't you submit a photo of your makeup trowel, Norma?
ReplyDeletewhy yes, i got it with my velva cream.
ReplyDeleteWould you translate "nellie" with "tuntig"? I think of Norma more of as a Diva.
ReplyDeleteCut the chit chat, both of you, and have a rummage for something butch...IF you can.
ReplyDeleteSomething Butch??? Something Butch???
ReplyDeleteNo... Sorry... Concept does not compute...
Oh wait! I'll just check the Tool Shed...
shall I?....
I won't hold my breath, Princess.
ReplyDeleteI heared there are things like screw-dings, dear Princess. Maybe you can find a hammer?
ReplyDeleteI think Mago means "cockrings," Princess.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, what the hell? You want me to find the butchest thing in this house?
ReplyDelete*walking around the casa laughing so hard....looking......and looking....and looking.....*
Exactly the reason why the deadline is the end of February, Mistress Maddie.
ReplyDeleteOf this year?????????????
ReplyDeleteThe next two weeks may be the longest of my life.
ReplyDeleteI though the longest was the weeks you were waiting to see if you were goin to be a baby mooma by either Deep Blue or Norma?
ReplyDeleteOh and First!
ReplyDeleteAnd check your slot already!
And thank Mr Mags for his suggestion of cock rings... What else does one whack with a hammer?
Ball'n Chain? The Canadian lovechild ... ?
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ReplyDeleteI snug you, dear Princess!
ReplyDeletethe longest of your life?
ReplyDelete-- we can only hope.
Mistress MJ is trying to sleep but has been awakened by music and something poking my slot.
ReplyDeleteProbably Norma's ear trumpet I'm guessing.
ReplyDeleteOh jeez, I'm going to win this hands down and I'm not even butch, but I play one on my blog
ReplyDeleteHello? Boxer? chick?
Check your email. soon.
I so have this one knocked....
ReplyDelete*scratches match on beard stubble, lights cigar* oh yeah.
Damn! I was hoping I could pick the fan again. I do hate that thing so.
ReplyDeleteNow if you ever have a contest for the biggest Red Neck I might actually have a chance at winning...
A Jon & MJ love child??? *looks around confused*
Now this will be a challenge!
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Probably Norma's ear trumpet I'm guessing.
ReplyDeleteDoubtless.
By the way, you've gone and confused CoreyJo.
BOXER: Oh jeez, I'm going to win this hands down and I'm not even butch, but I play one on my blog
Hello? Boxer? chick?
Check your email. soon.
*looks around for boxing equipment photos*
NATIONS: I so have this one knocked....
*scratches match on beard stubble, lights cigar* oh yeah.
Why do you have beard stubble?
You SHAVE with a weed whacker, don’t you?
COREYJO: Damn! I was hoping I could pick the fan again. I do hate that thing so.
Now if you ever have a contest for the biggest Red Neck I might actually have a chance at winning...
A Jon & MJ love child??? *looks around confused*
Mistress Maddie is obviously high on gin fizzes…again.
And don’t you DARE submit that fan thingy.
THOMBEAU: Now this will be a challenge!
Considering that you were the winner of The Gayest Thing in Your House competition AND the winner of the Canada Day competition, I’d say it’s no challenge at all.
Ha! There's a chance I could win this one!
ReplyDeleteSx
Oh. Dear. Gods.
ReplyDeleteThe butchest thing?
This is going to be a long two weeks.
Let Ms Boxer win, she'll beat the crap out of you if you don't.
SCARLET: Ha! There's a chance I could win this one!
ReplyDeleteWith that strimmer you use to trim your unruly bush?
ROSES: Oh. Dear. Gods.
The butchest thing?
This is going to be a long two weeks.
Let Ms Boxer win, she'll beat the crap out of you if you don't.
Mistress MJ will be laughing if a woman wins.
Isn't it Friday?
ReplyDeleteWhere's the filthy?!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!
ReplyDeleteStop it bitches, I'm laughing so hard I'll pee in my panties!
I may give Boxer a run for the title; I'm an ex-firefighter!
ReplyDeletePictures will be on the way ....
I'll have to find my manual in my "Vintage Porn" box.
ReplyDeleteOh, this is going to take some effort...
ReplyDeleteThere's a blow torch and propane tank in the yard shed, does that count? I have a glue gun in the house is that an option? Unfortunately there is no hunk in a jockstrap around.
ReplyDeleteI think Huggy Jon is in for the win on this one... If that moustache and "flavour saver" in his avatar is any indication... He'll be getting my vote!
ReplyDeleteAm I jumping the gun here???
*wanders over to mirror thinking how Princess might look with a "Flavour Saver"*
Seems that the word "butch" rhymes with "gun". A complete new concept for me!
ReplyDeleteMmm! Why do this picture keeps popping in my head??
What if the butchest thing in my house is me?
ReplyDeleteIt's a purely hypothetical question but....
ROSES: Isn't it Friday?
ReplyDeleteWhere's the filthy?!
I don’t think the Bitches have recuperated from last week’s Filthy Friday.
DEEP BLUE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Stop it bitches, I'm laughing so hard I'll pee in my panties!
The fact that you’re wearing PANTIES means you probably won’t have anything butch in your house.
Unless your panties are lined with steel wool.
BLAZNG SCARLET: I may give Boxer a run for the title; I'm an ex-firefighter!
Pictures will be on the way ....
I’ll believe you have a big hose when I see it.
More likely you stole the firehouse pole.
TOPHER: I'll have to find my manual in my "Vintage Porn" box.
With all the material you have in your “Vintage Porn” box, I don’t expect to hear from you ‘til closer to the end of the month.
COOKIE: Oh, this is going to take some effort...
No borrowing stuff from your crazy lesbian neighbours.
TB: There's a blow torch and propane tank in the yard shed, does that count? I have a glue gun in the house is that an option? Unfortunately there is no hunk in a jockstrap around.
The blow torch and propane tank qualify.
Use the glue gun to attach yourself by the jockstrap to the propane tank for bonus points.
PRINCESS: I think Huggy Jon is in for the win on this one... If that moustache and "flavour saver" in his avatar is any indication... He'll be getting my vote!
Am I jumping the gun here???
*wanders over to mirror thinking how Princess might look with a "Flavour Saver"*
Listen…the man wears PANTIES.
DEEP BLUE JON: Seems that the word "butch" rhymes with "gun". A complete new concept for me!
Mmm! Why do this picture keeps popping in my head??
Does that picture make your PANTIES moist?
KAPI: What if the butchest thing in my house is me?
It's a purely hypothetical question but....
That qualifies…as long as you’re pictured doing something butch.
kabuki is the butchest thing in LX's house. Ain't it scary?
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: kabuki is the butchest thing in LX's house. Ain't it scary?
ReplyDeletekabuki is fierce.
Does a framed programme from a Bea Arthur one-woman show count as "butch"? If not, I am at a loss... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Does a framed programme from a Bea Arthur one-woman show count as "butch"? If not, I am at a loss.
ReplyDeleteBea Arthur HERSELF counts as butch but the framed programme does not.
A shame you weren’t here to submit it to our Gayest Thing in Your House competition.