Monday, May 09, 2011

Time Out

Mistress MJ is putting her feet up for a couple of days…

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See you soon and thanks again for participating in our Gorgeous Gams Competition!

21 comments:

  1. rest well, sugar! y'all have been very busy! ;~D xoxoxox

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  2. I'll keep an eye on the house boys for you. ;-)

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  3. I'll guard the vodka fountain...

    Enjoy your well earned rest.
    xxxx

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  4. Did someone say Vodka fountain? This is no time for a rest? Mistress MJ! Get back here this minute!

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  5. The Human Centipede!! OMG what a creepy film

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  6. I'll join Roses on security duty while you take your break.
    Erhol' Dich gut!

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  7. Have a good one, darling. We'll be doing the backstroke in the vodka fountain until you return.

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  8. I hadn't even given any thought to the vodka fountain.

    It really MUST be time for a rest.

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  9. But I am on a rest sabbatical!!! We can't both rest at the same time; the chaise longue won't be able to take the strain.
    SXX

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  10. Are you taking up some practice time as a member of the Canadian synchronized swimming team for the upcoming London Olympics?

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  11. Has Mistress MJ seen Mel Gibson's The Beaver yet?

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  12. Does the Mistress require Sandbags for the rising damp?
    I have a spare pallet or two of them that I can send you...

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  13. ...it is okay, I have called the chaise longue reinforcement team. They will be here at 6pm [BST].
    Sx

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  14. Sounds like a masseuse is in order.

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  15. looked for cannot be seen, listened for cannot be heard. kabuki zero will go ninja on your security staff, so i may place flowers at your bedroom door. kisseys

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  16. Where you at bitch...sorry Mistress.

    Anyway, how long are you planning to be away? Do you realise HR hasn't received your holiday forms signed in triplicate yet?

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  17. Thanks, Bitches.

    New post up with explanation.

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