Friday, May 27, 2011

Dental Delight

We are pleased to report that Miss Scarlet has returned from her dental appointment.

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  1. Ms Scarlet5:53 AM, May 27, 2011

    ...or my toothy grin...
    Sx

    I was wondering if that might tighten my jowels when they operate on my tooth. I'm hoping that the NHS have a two for the price of one scheme.

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  2. Ms Scarlet5:53 AM, May 27, 2011

    *they might
    Sx

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  3. The Mistress5:55 AM, May 27, 2011

    Why don't you ask about a jowel tightening and Mr. Beastie can ask for a bowel tightening?

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  4. Ms Scarlet6:13 AM, May 27, 2011

    All of Mr Beastie's problems would be remedied if he relinquished his veritable fruit bowl.
    I think this is unlikely given the new and disturbing revelations brought to us by Princess yesterday.
    Sx

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  5. The Mistress6:19 AM, May 27, 2011

    You are, of course, referring to Mr. Beastie’s new new fruit.

    I hope he’s taken out an insurance policy.

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  6. Ms Scarlet6:26 AM, May 27, 2011

    I recently had to step in and rescue a prickly pear.
    Sx

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  7. The Mistress6:32 AM, May 27, 2011

    Apparently, prickly pears are high in Vitamin C.

    But surely there are easier ways to ingest it...orange juice, for example?

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  8. Ms Scarlet6:36 AM, May 27, 2011

    ...depends whether your mouth is clamped closed... maybe I should be taking tips from Mr Beastie?!!
    Sx

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  9. The Mistress6:38 AM, May 27, 2011

    Don’t go down that road, Miss Scarlet.

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  10. Ms Scarlet6:47 AM, May 27, 2011

    ...NO... that would almost be as bad as wearing crocs.
    Sx

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  11. The Mistress6:48 AM, May 27, 2011

    Do NOT mention the "C" word on this blog!

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  12. Ms Scarlet6:59 AM, May 27, 2011

    sorry.
    I promise to give free butterstick treatments to all bitches for the next three days so that I can go some way to redeeming myself.
    Sx

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  13. The Mistress7:03 AM, May 27, 2011

    Are you willing to throw in a free Anal Bleaching (using Elizabethan Period arsenic)?

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  14. Ms Scarlet7:12 AM, May 27, 2011

    ...I am working on a hemlock infusion for asthmatics... if anyone's interested?
    Sx

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  15. Ms Scarlet7:13 AM, May 27, 2011

    PLEASE DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME.
    It needs qualified supervision.
    Sx

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  16. Anonymous7:19 AM, May 27, 2011

    A nice cup of hemlock ...

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  17. The Mistress7:24 AM, May 27, 2011

    I see you have ONE client so far, Miss Scarlet.

    Be sure to up his dosage.

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  18. Anonymous7:36 AM, May 27, 2011

    A sprizz of FN's special would help ...

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  19. The Mistress7:51 AM, May 27, 2011

    Laudanum?

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  20. Anonymous7:58 AM, May 27, 2011

    For breakfast - her damit!

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  21. Princess8:19 AM, May 27, 2011

    Hello Mistress... Nice day for it...
    Good news on the Dental front Miss Scarlet I guess...
    Have you moved house? I popped over to check your on your teeth but the place looks very different... I couldn't swoon or anything....

    Hi Mr Mago... Just go a little easy on Ms FN's concoctions.... I'm lead to believe that they can pack a real punch...

    Oh.. and does anyone know anything about a delivery for Mr Beastie?

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  22. The Mistress8:21 AM, May 27, 2011

    Deliveries for Mr. Beastie are in the rear.

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  23. LẌ8:56 AM, May 27, 2011

    I am so happy that Miss Scarlet is not crying this morning that I could cry!

    I think I need a Chi-Chi and the afternoon off.

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  24. LẌ8:58 AM, May 27, 2011

    [Back to tic the e-mail box. See, that's how out of it I am.]

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  25. The Mistress9:00 AM, May 27, 2011

    *fluffs XL's pillows*

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  26. normadesmond9:25 AM, May 27, 2011

    so glad she's emerged intact
    after her horrific ordeal.

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  27. The Mistress11:23 AM, May 27, 2011

    Norma: Would you prefer the butterstick treatment, the hemlock infusion for asthmatics or the anal bleaching (using Elizabethan Period arsenic)?

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