Gorgeous Gams –Voting Day!

So many lovely legs on display in our Gorgeous Gams Competition!

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And now it's time to vote! (Anyone may vote regardless of whether or not you submitted a photo of your legs.)

RULES:

You may vote on any or all of the following categories:

Shapliest legs

Hairest legs

Most Creative Leg Coverings

Funniest Pose

Sexiest Legs (i.e. Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin')

Vote for as many Infomaniac Bitches as you wish.

Each Infomaniac Bitch is eligible for any or all of the categories.

Remember to read the blurb under each photograph.

Note: Some of the photos can be enlarged by clicking on them.

Are you ready to vote?

Let's go!

MICHAEL GUY...

That glint on my toenail is not PhotoShopped! It's my clear coat pedicure!


MR. PEENEE...

mrpeenee and his R Man seen gaily laffing it up at some long gone Southern Decadence bacchanal in New Orleans. Buttchops courtesy of sling back, tee-strap, three inch heels.


NORMADESMOND...

you want a blurb? gee, you certainly want a lot.
the only blurb i can offer is that i felt so guilty about not sending something, i sent you this.


KABUKI ZERO...

Occasionally kabuki's inner princess comes out to play. Being gay allows me to enjoy my feminine and masculine sides simultaneously.


MISS SCARLET...

Here is my entry for the Gorgeous Gams competition in the category of 'Most creative leg coverings'. I fully expect to be disqualified.... but I tried, and I got through half a bottle of bubble bath... which was fun.


MITZI...

She's got legs and she knows how to use them!
My lallies haven't seen the sun for nearly six months, they're all white and pasty looking so here's one from the archive, taken about 2 years ago on Maspolomas Beach. Yes I do go topless on the beach, the brazen hussy that I am.

Mitzi's Legs Facts:

1 Mitzi exercises her legs everyday using a broom handle.
2 Mitzi's had several leg-laces from leg fanciers in her time.
3 Mitzi likes to have the hairs on her legs to be individually plucked out using tweezers, she finds it so relaxing.
4 When Mitzi lived at home (her parents) she would cover her legs in chocolate and let the dog lick it off.
5 In her youth, her inner thighs were so fat they would rub together and cause chaffing.


PRINCESS...

I do hope you are all wearing your sunglasses Dhaaarlings. Prepare to be dazzled by “Princess’ Pins”
They are all my own work Dhaaarlings... and with 48 years of utter neglect... you too can have pins like these... the bonus is that they’re still managing to stop my arse from hitting the pavement after all these years...
Who would have thunk???


NURSEMYRA...

Syncopated Eyeball took this photo of me when we were fooling around with the camera one afternoon. My darling recently deceased Burmese cat Pablo was unimpressed.


XL's CAT "RJ"...

RJ: Please excuse the photo quality. We're "all thumbs" when it comes to cameras! Get it? HAHAHA!!!

XL'S CAT "LOLA"...

Lola: We're "all in" for the Gorgeous Gams Competition. Hairiest Legs Division, s'il vous plaît, as that is so tres tres Français. Get it? HAHAHA!!!



WALLY...

"These are the girls, Peter & Paul.....
Mary wasn't up for a photo-op, but we all know how he can be....
Peter, Paul and I like to call Mary, "Richard", most of the time".



BOXER'S DOG "COCO"...

Be kind to Coco, she's a little sensitive about her short legs.



MAGO...

I think that very often the simplest way doing things is the most elegant (not always!), so after much twisting and shouting the simple look from above on my left leg is it - accepting the inelegance of the toes.



INEXPLICABLE DEVICE (IVD)...

May I present you with my legs, accessorised with the very latest of Mooms - A 'must have' this season for taking attention away from skinny legs. As you can see, the Moom is reluctant to be a party to such hideousness, and very nearly escaped my clutches!
Note from Mistress MJ: "Moom" is the name of IVD's dog. In this case, we are voting for IVD's legs, not Moom's legs.
Oh, and one more thing...this photo doesn't do justice to the length of IVD's legs...try clicking here for a better idea.

That’s it, bitches!

Deadline for voting is Thursday, May 5 at 8:00 PM EDT.

UPDATE: DEADLINE IS EXTENDED OVERNIGHT.