Sunday, May 22, 2011

Infomaniac Trailer Park


We Canadians are enjoying our annual long May Two-Four Weekend aka Victoria Day.

You’ll find us enjoying the great outdoors in campgrounds and trailer parks (known in the U.K. as caravan parks).

So that you Infomaniac Bitches can enjoy the May Two-Four Weekend along with us, Mistress MJ has created the Infomaniac Trailer Park.

Choose a trailer (caravan) from the list below. (Photos are numbered for your convenience.)

Are you ready?

Let’s go caravan shopping!

#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

#6

#7

#8

#9

#10

#11

#12

#13

#14

We’ve also included trailers for your feathered friends and four-legged friends and we'll throw those in for free!



Choose just ONE and, if you wish, tell us how you'll enjoy your new caravan in the Infomaniac Trailer Park.

Note: A reminder that some photos can be enlarged by clicking on them.

Photos pilfered from various sources, hither and yon.

31 comments:

  1. But Mistress, I already have a trailer!

    PS: Happy Vicky Day!

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  2. In honor of our Northern neighbors' heritage, I'll just lock myself into no. 5 with a bull moose and a case of Canadian Club

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  3. This is easy. number five: I am nutty for airstreams. I just learned an Airstream showroom will be opening near me. Weeeeeeeeee

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  4. This is FAB U LUSS! They're all so cool...and now if you'll excuse me I have to go watch SNATCH.
    D'ya like degs?

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  5. I may well have been concieved in a van like #3 The Emperor and Empress honeymooned in one just like it... Just let me do the math... No too late.. I was already in the oven by then...
    But I would love # 10
    Practical for the Aussie conditions. Cow catcher for pesky Roos. High enough to foord rising rivers, And a bonus balcony to catch some rays... Delightful....

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  6. number 4, constance speaks to my heart.

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  7. I want number 6 and I will dub it the shag-wagon and explain that it is always smiling because everyone who uses it gets action.

    I will enjoy my weekend zooming around in the Shag Wagon, being an utter nuisance with the La Cucaracha horn that I had installed while eating hotdogs and doritos.

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  8. I'd take the #5, convert it into a missile, and blow up #6 with it. Unless Moonblossom is within, then I'll just taunt its happy face.

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  9. I'd like #2. A trailer painted in British Racing Green with rose curtains is obviously just for me...and my gentlemen callers....and my drunken friends...and the hoards of teenagers...and the other Infomaniac Bitches who will be calling round for a a quick cocktail...and RDJ when his lawyers stop this 'Restraining Order' crap.

    Happy Vicky Day honey.

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  10. #6....
    The happy one...
    As long as it comes with a manual & complete set of tools.

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  11. No. 13 has the air of convenience... but no. 10 also converts into an aeroplane... so I choose no 10. It has extra knobs.
    Sx

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  12. ...Does no.14 come with a butler?
    Sx

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  13. And someone better keep a strong grip on that "Bullworker" otherwise someones going to end up with awfully pinched nipples.....

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  14. XL: But Mistress, I already have a trailer!
    PS: Happy Vicky Day!


    I’m expecting Harry Dean Stanton to walk out the door, point to a photo of Barbara Mandrell and say…

    “I'm actually married to Barbara Mandrell
    in my mind.”

    TB: In honor of our Northern neighbors' heritage, I'll just lock myself into no. 5 with a bull moose and a case of Canadian Club

    We’ll make you an honourary hoser.

    BOXER: This is easy. number five: I am nutty for airstreams. I just learned an Airstream showroom will be opening near me. Weeeeeeeeee

    Count me in as an Airstream nut.

    If I had one, I’d probably become one of those Airstream enthusiasts who attend rallies and travel around together.

    DONN (Mr.S. Capeons): This is FAB U LUSS! They're all so cool...and now if you'll excuse me I have to go watch SNATCH.
    D'ya like degs?


    We’ve known all along that you’re a snatch-watcher.

    Happy May Two Four!

    PRINCESS: I may well have been concieved in a van like #3 The Emperor and Empress honeymooned in one just like it... Just let me do the math... No too late.. I was already in the oven by then...
    But I would love # 10
    Practical for the Aussie conditions. Cow catcher for pesky Roos. High enough to foord rising rivers, And a bonus balcony to catch some rays... Delightful....


    You could use the cow catcher to collect all the drunks by Miss Roses’ doorstep.

    NORMADESMOND: number 4, constance speaks to my heart.

    Didn’t Constance Bennett marry one of your ex-husbands?

    MANDA: I want number 6 and I will dub it the shag-wagon and explain that it is always smiling because everyone who uses it gets action.
    I will enjoy my weekend zooming around in the Shag Wagon, being an utter nuisance with the La Cucaracha horn that I had installed while eating hotdogs and doritos.


    If this trailer’s rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.

    STACIA: I'd take the #5, convert it into a missile, and blow up #6 with it. Unless Moonblossom is within, then I'll just taunt its happy face.

    The PMS Express.

    ROSES: I'd like #2. A trailer painted in British Racing Green with rose curtains is obviously just for me...and my gentlemen callers....and my drunken friends...and the hoards of teenagers...and the other Infomaniac Bitches who will be calling round for a a quick cocktail...and RDJ when his lawyers stop this 'Restraining Order' crap.
    Happy Vicky Day honey.


    In your case, may I suggest plastic glassware?

    Otherwise, the broken crockery is apt to be a hazard on the campground.

    WALLY: #6....
    The happy one...
    As long as it comes with a manual & complete set of tools.


    It comes with a houseboy with a toolbelt.

    SCARLET: No. 13 has the air of convenience... but no. 10 also converts into an aeroplane... so I choose no 10. It has extra knobs.

    Are you a knob twiddler?

    SCARLET: ...Does no.14 come with a butler?

    Why?

    Are you planning on twiddling his knobs?

    PRINCESS: And someone better keep a strong grip on that "Bullworker" otherwise someones going to end up with awfully pinched nipples.....

    That photos shows you and Miss Scarlet fighting over who gets the keys to #10.

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  15. Most decidedly #4. I'd sport a starched organdy apron and offer the casual passer-by a tall, icy glass of sun tea between smoking Dunhills and reading Barbara Cartland novels.

    Also #11. I'd so rock the shit out of a 'gypsies/tramps & thieves' motif...

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  16. Number four, Constance. Neat practical, bright inside because of many windows - I especially like the "around the corner" on the left.

    Vicky went for quality, her Albert was Franconian. Maybe she overused him a bit ...

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  17. MICHAEL GUY: Most decidedly #4. I'd sport a starched organdy apron and offer the casual passer-by a tall, icy glass of sun tea between smoking Dunhills and reading Barbara Cartland novels.
    Also #11. I'd so rock the shit out of a 'gypsies/tramps & thieves' motif...


    We’ve no doubt that your caravan would be voted “Most Beautiful” and we’d all be envious of your ability to get “the look” simply by scattering a few throw pillows about the room.

    MAGO: Number four, Constance. Neat practical, bright inside because of many windows - I especially like the "around the corner" on the left.
    Vicky went for quality, her Albert was Franconian. Maybe she overused him a bit ...


    An overused Franconian?

    I bet he liked it.

    #4 is getting crowded with you and Michael Guy and Norma all knocking about in it.

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  18. OK...everybody pay attention to where we parked the trailer. This place is crowded, and we don't want to lose... er.. uh... where's the trailer?
    Wasn't it just right there?
    Oh feathers!
    OK, spread out...we'll walk a straight line across the lot.

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  19. (ps... are THAT the famed Boxer/Moi/K9 pillow fight picture in there?)

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  20. BONEMAN: Too bad you missed the pillow fights at the Infomaniac Pyjama Party.

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  21. Do you by any chance happen to have the address to the park featured at the beginning of your article which featured the plethora of enchanting, ample-breasted, biologically accommodating, ladies?

    My plan is to retire either there or in Viagra Falls.

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  22. I also choose lovely #4, the Constance. Who could resist those classy potted plants out front? Here in Minnesota we have a company that makes little campers called ""Scamps".
    http://www.scamptrailers.com/
    Personally I've nicknamed them Divorce on Wheels they're so tiny. I'd just park on in the carport and call it my clubhouse, no boys allowed!

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  23. DONN: Do you by any chance happen to have the address to the park featured at the beginning of your article which featured the plethora of enchanting, ample-breasted, biologically accommodating, ladies?
    My plan is to retire either there or in Viagra Falls.


    The ample-bosomed ladies are somewhere in England and that’s all I know.

    They want your phone number.

    KELLY RED: I also choose lovely #4, the Constance. Who could resist those classy potted plants out front? Here in Minnesota we have a company that makes little campers called ""Scamps".
    http://www.scamptrailers.com/
    Personally I've nicknamed them Divorce on Wheels they're so tiny. I'd just park on in the carport and call it my clubhouse, no boys allowed!


    The “Scamps” are cute but I wouldn’t want to spend more than a night in one.

    The sixteen-footer shows a family of four.

    I would make an appointment to get my tubes tied at that point.

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  24. #10..... I LOVE it so much I'm beyond words

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  25. I'll go with #7, Heidi's Hillbilly Hide-away.

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  26. #4's crowded...i like that in a #4.

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  27. NURSEMYRA: #10..... I LOVE it so much I'm beyond words

    Since Princess has already signed the papers for #10, he can drive it across the country to you.

    PEENEE: I'll go with #7, Heidi's Hillbilly Hide-away.

    You’ll look sweet in your Daisy Dukes.

    NORMADESMOND: #4's crowded...i like that in a #4.

    Look how cozy she is inside.

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  28. "Constance appears in the book "My Cool Caravan" - written and compiled by Jane Field-Lewis & Chris Haddon, with photography by Hilary Walker."

    Constance is something special.

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  29. Yes, Mago...I've seen that book and it's delightful.

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  30. “Hüttenpalast”... I like it!

    Danke, Herr Mago.

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