Thursday, May 19, 2011

Button Polishing

Mistress MJ awoke to find this in her inbox…


Thanks, Thom.

And if you haven’t already visited the amazing Chateau Thombeau, hike up your petticoats and scuttle over there now!
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15 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:37 AM, May 19, 2011

    Polish button? I have a Franconian knob ...

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  2. The Mistress7:39 AM, May 19, 2011

    Herr MAGO!!!

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  3. designing wally8:26 AM, May 19, 2011

    It appears as if MJ likes her fellas stout...

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  4. The Mistress8:32 AM, May 19, 2011

    Big or small, I like them all!

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  5. Princess8:42 AM, May 19, 2011

    This must be what he was on about...

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  6. The Mistress8:48 AM, May 19, 2011

    Big purple helmet!

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  7. normadesmond9:22 AM, May 19, 2011

    i've been to poland.

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  8. Moonblossom9:47 AM, May 19, 2011

    You think a fellow would know better than to call it a button of all things in front of a lady!

    Guess some men don't want to make themselves bigger after all.

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  9. The Mistress9:47 AM, May 19, 2011

    I've seen that snapshot of your legs wrapped around a pole.

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  10. The Mistress9:48 AM, May 19, 2011

    Oh Hai, Manda!

    You snuck in under the pole.

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  11. boneman4:44 PM, May 19, 2011

    polish a button?
    is that what girls call choking the chicken? whacking the weasel? beat the meat? blowing up a doll? (wait...THAT doesn't belong here...) stroking the stick? waxing the wiener? playing pocket pool? shifting the knob? practicing for the prickness? testing skin tenseness? stabbing the hand? jerking off? (dang ... THAT was plain) pillaging the pecker? a hand job with no pay or place to park? perusing the penis? filling in the space in the hand? vibrating in slow motion? (good, good, good vibrations... what else DID you think the Beach Boys were singing about?) late night dick duty? reeling in the rod? manhandling the man handle? caressing the cucumber? doodling the dong? practicing to be gay? (hey...same sex can't get any more "SAME" than your own) lengthening the socks? making donuts? (how do you THINK those bakers get that hole in there?) walking the mitt mutt? pumping the pumpernickel?

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  12. boneman4:45 PM, May 19, 2011

    too much?

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  13. Thombeau11:12 PM, May 19, 2011

    I'm not just a stout fellow, I also enjoy a good ale. "I'll have a glass of Bass and a piece of ASS!"

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  14. The Mistress4:51 AM, May 20, 2011

    BONEMAN: You can never have enough!

    THOMBEAU: Bottoms up!

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  15. boneman3:15 PM, May 22, 2011

    slinging the schlong (or, slinging the schort for those less endowed)

    Counting boner ribs by hand, over and over and over...

    Plunging for pleasure

    Erasing the pickle by hand

    (do we get hairy palms because our wieners make our hands out to be pussy?)
    (wax the palms!? I don't THINK so...

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