tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post5611880537036960496..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Infomaniac Trailer ParkThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52769344772880960242011-05-24T07:12:54.497-04:002011-05-24T07:12:54.497-04:00“Hüttenpalast”... I like it!
Danke, Herr Mago.“Hüttenpalast”... I like it!<br /><br />Danke, Herr Mago.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53968817254711302212011-05-24T07:08:08.840-04:002011-05-24T07:08:08.840-04:00One last thing:
Hüttenpalast Berlin.One last thing:<br /><a href="http://de.euronews.net/2011/05/23/berlin-urlaub-in-der-traumhuette/" rel="nofollow">Hüttenpalast</a> Berlin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36648082491649430652011-05-24T06:47:26.415-04:002011-05-24T06:47:26.415-04:00Yes, Mago...I've seen that book and it's d...Yes, Mago...I've seen that book and it's delightful.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32466357631434546562011-05-24T06:43:12.357-04:002011-05-24T06:43:12.357-04:00"Constance appears in the book "My Cool ..."Constance appears in the book "My Cool Caravan" - written and compiled by Jane Field-Lewis & Chris Haddon, with photography by Hilary Walker."<br /><br />Constance is something special.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69422261646336248072011-05-23T21:42:36.451-04:002011-05-23T21:42:36.451-04:00NURSEMYRA: #10..... I LOVE it so much I'm beyo...<b>NURSEMYRA</b>: <i>#10..... I LOVE it so much I'm beyond words</i><br /><br />Since Princess has already signed the papers for #10, he can drive it across the country to you.<br /><br /><b>PEENEE</b>: <i>I'll go with #7, Heidi's Hillbilly Hide-away.</i><br /><br />You’ll look sweet in your Daisy Dukes.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>#4's crowded...i like that in a #4.</i><br /><br />Look how <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3uo5h7x/" rel="nofollow">cozy</a> she is inside.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89130880436157718662011-05-23T21:32:22.486-04:002011-05-23T21:32:22.486-04:00#4's crowded...i like that in a #4.#4's crowded...i like that in a #4.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33965577199074302022011-05-23T17:56:13.917-04:002011-05-23T17:56:13.917-04:00I'll go with #7, Heidi's Hillbilly Hide-aw...I'll go with #7, Heidi's Hillbilly Hide-away.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69590932860152176202011-05-23T17:50:23.319-04:002011-05-23T17:50:23.319-04:00#10..... I LOVE it so much I'm beyond words#10..... I LOVE it so much I'm beyond wordsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1180718176159800662011-05-23T15:37:19.351-04:002011-05-23T15:37:19.351-04:00DONN: Do you by any chance happen to have the addr...<b>DONN</b>: <i>Do you by any chance happen to have the address to the park featured at the beginning of your article which featured the plethora of enchanting, ample-breasted, biologically accommodating, ladies?<br />My plan is to retire either there or in Viagra Falls.</i><br /><br />The ample-bosomed ladies are somewhere in England and that’s all I know.<br /><br />They want your phone number.<br /><br /><b>KELLY RED</b>: <i>I also choose lovely #4, the Constance. Who could resist those classy potted plants out front? Here in Minnesota we have a company that makes little campers called ""Scamps".<br />http://www.scamptrailers.com/<br />Personally I've nicknamed them Divorce on Wheels they're so tiny. I'd just park on in the carport and call it my clubhouse, no boys allowed!</i><br /><br />The “Scamps” are cute but I wouldn’t want to spend more than a night in one.<br /><br />The sixteen-footer shows a family of four.<br /><br />I would make an appointment to get my tubes tied at that point.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40794100012669566662011-05-23T11:56:33.932-04:002011-05-23T11:56:33.932-04:00I also choose lovely #4, the Constance. Who could...I also choose lovely #4, the Constance. Who could resist those classy potted plants out front? Here in Minnesota we have a company that makes little campers called ""Scamps".<br />http://www.scamptrailers.com/<br />Personally I've nicknamed them Divorce on Wheels they're so tiny. I'd just park on in the carport and call it my clubhouse, no boys allowed!KellyRedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09772083557607205029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64476884508316260882011-05-23T11:14:38.485-04:002011-05-23T11:14:38.485-04:00Do you by any chance happen to have the address to...Do you by any chance happen to have the address to the park featured at the beginning of your article which featured the plethora of enchanting, ample-breasted, biologically accommodating, ladies?<br /><br />My plan is to retire either there or in Viagra Falls.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76171009578427513942011-05-23T10:24:46.702-04:002011-05-23T10:24:46.702-04:00BONEMAN: Too bad you missed the pillow fights at t...<b>BONEMAN</b>: Too bad you missed the pillow fights at the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3z574e3/" rel="nofollow">Infomaniac Pyjama Party</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61488796589622533702011-05-23T09:54:27.020-04:002011-05-23T09:54:27.020-04:00(ps... are THAT the famed Boxer/Moi/K9 pillow figh...(ps... are THAT the famed Boxer/Moi/K9 pillow fight picture in there?)bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14547767520204294295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70521035815044487982011-05-23T09:52:58.940-04:002011-05-23T09:52:58.940-04:00OK...everybody pay attention to where we parked th...OK...everybody pay attention to where we parked the trailer. This place is crowded, and we don't want to lose... er.. uh... where's the trailer?<br />Wasn't it just right there?<br />Oh feathers!<br />OK, spread out...we'll walk a straight line across the lot.bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14547767520204294295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82279026936227171722011-05-23T07:56:22.593-04:002011-05-23T07:56:22.593-04:00MICHAEL GUY: Most decidedly #4. I'd sport a st...<b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>Most decidedly #4. I'd sport a starched organdy apron and offer the casual passer-by a tall, icy glass of sun tea between smoking Dunhills and reading Barbara Cartland novels.<br />Also #11. I'd so rock the shit out of a 'gypsies/tramps & thieves' motif... </i><br /><br />We’ve no doubt that your caravan would be voted “Most Beautiful” and we’d all be envious of your ability to get “the look” simply by scattering a few throw pillows about the room.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Number four, Constance. Neat practical, bright inside because of many windows - I especially like the "around the corner" on the left.<br />Vicky went for quality, her Albert was Franconian. Maybe she overused him a bit ...</i><br /><br />An overused Franconian?<br /><br />I bet he liked it.<br /><br />#4 is getting crowded with you and Michael Guy and Norma all knocking about in it.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82818977513597142442011-05-23T06:57:03.344-04:002011-05-23T06:57:03.344-04:00Number four, Constance. Neat practical, bright ins...Number four, Constance. Neat practical, bright inside because of many windows - I especially like the "around the corner" on the left.<br /><br />Vicky went for quality, her Albert was Franconian. Maybe she overused him a bit ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37034308868004248812011-05-23T06:44:35.946-04:002011-05-23T06:44:35.946-04:00Most decidedly #4. I'd sport a starched organd...Most decidedly #4. I'd sport a starched organdy apron and offer the casual passer-by a tall, icy glass of sun tea between smoking Dunhills and reading Barbara Cartland novels.<br /><br />Also #11. I'd so rock the shit out of a 'gypsies/tramps & thieves' motif...Michael Guyhttp://troublespots.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16705002867464617692011-05-23T04:55:43.764-04:002011-05-23T04:55:43.764-04:00XL: But Mistress, I already have a trailer!
PS: Ha...<b>XL</b>: <i>But Mistress, I already have a trailer!<br />PS: Happy Vicky Day!</i><br /><br />I’m expecting Harry Dean Stanton to walk out the door, point to a photo of Barbara Mandrell and say…<br /><br />“I'm actually married to Barbara Mandrell<br />in my mind.”<br /><br /><b>TB</b>: <i>In honor of our Northern neighbors' heritage, I'll just lock myself into no. 5 with a bull moose and a case of Canadian Club</i><br /><br />We’ll make you an honourary hoser.<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>This is easy. number five: I am nutty for airstreams. I just learned an Airstream showroom will be opening near me. Weeeeeeeeee</i><br /><br />Count me in as an Airstream nut. <br /><br />If I had one, I’d probably become one of those Airstream enthusiasts who attend rallies and travel around together.<br /><br /><b>DONN (Mr.S. Capeons)</b>: <i>This is FAB U LUSS! They're all so cool...and now if you'll excuse me I have to go watch SNATCH.<br />D'ya like degs?</i><br /><br />We’ve known all along that you’re a snatch-watcher.<br /><br />Happy May Two Four!<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>I may well have been concieved in a van like #3 The Emperor and Empress honeymooned in one just like it... Just let me do the math... No too late.. I was already in the oven by then...<br />But I would love # 10<br />Practical for the Aussie conditions. Cow catcher for pesky Roos. High enough to foord rising rivers, And a bonus balcony to catch some rays... Delightful....</i><br /><br />You could use the cow catcher to collect all the drunks by Miss Roses’ doorstep.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>number 4, constance speaks to my heart.</i><br /><br />Didn’t Constance Bennett marry one of your ex-husbands?<br /><br /><b>MANDA</b>: <i>I want number 6 and I will dub it the shag-wagon and explain that it is always smiling because everyone who uses it gets action. <br />I will enjoy my weekend zooming around in the Shag Wagon, being an utter nuisance with the La Cucaracha horn that I had installed while eating hotdogs and doritos.</i><br /><br />If this trailer’s rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.<br /><br /><b>STACIA</b>: <i>I'd take the #5, convert it into a missile, and blow up #6 with it. Unless Moonblossom is within, then I'll just taunt its happy face.</i><br /><br />The PMS Express.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>I'd like #2. A trailer painted in British Racing Green with rose curtains is obviously just for me...and my gentlemen callers....and my drunken friends...and the hoards of teenagers...and the other Infomaniac Bitches who will be calling round for a a quick cocktail...and RDJ when his lawyers stop this 'Restraining Order' crap.<br />Happy Vicky Day honey.</i><br /><br />In your case, may I suggest plastic glassware?<br /><br />Otherwise, the broken crockery is apt to be a hazard on the campground.<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>#6....<br />The happy one...<br />As long as it comes with a manual & complete set of tools.</i><br /><br />It comes with a houseboy with a toolbelt.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>No. 13 has the air of convenience... but no. 10 also converts into an aeroplane... so I choose no 10. It has extra knobs.</i><br /><br />Are you a knob twiddler?<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>...Does no.14 come with a butler?</i><br /><br />Why? <br /><br />Are you planning on twiddling his knobs?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>And someone better keep a strong grip on that "Bullworker" otherwise someones going to end up with awfully pinched nipples.....</i><br /><br />That photos shows you and Miss Scarlet fighting over who gets the keys to #10.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42239334928053486462011-05-23T03:50:16.466-04:002011-05-23T03:50:16.466-04:00And someone better keep a strong grip on that &quo...And someone better keep a strong grip on that "Bullworker" otherwise someones going to end up with awfully pinched nipples.....Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15439134803500230252011-05-23T02:57:34.573-04:002011-05-23T02:57:34.573-04:00...Does no.14 come with a butler?
Sx...Does no.14 come with a butler?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13505818232101276332011-05-23T02:55:03.397-04:002011-05-23T02:55:03.397-04:00No. 13 has the air of convenience... but no. 10 al...No. 13 has the air of convenience... but no. 10 also converts into an aeroplane... so I choose no 10. It has extra knobs.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47353276695974260232011-05-23T02:39:10.626-04:002011-05-23T02:39:10.626-04:00#6....
The happy one...
As long as it comes with a...#6....<br />The happy one...<br />As long as it comes with a manual & complete set of tools.designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53271219734810062912011-05-23T02:27:48.900-04:002011-05-23T02:27:48.900-04:00I'd like #2. A trailer painted in British Raci...I'd like #2. A trailer painted in British Racing Green with rose curtains is obviously just for me...and my gentlemen callers....and my drunken friends...and the hoards of teenagers...and the other Infomaniac Bitches who will be calling round for a a quick cocktail...and RDJ when his lawyers stop this 'Restraining Order' crap.<br /><br />Happy Vicky Day honey.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91256352831344526192011-05-22T23:28:04.845-04:002011-05-22T23:28:04.845-04:00I'd take the #5, convert it into a missile, an...I'd take the #5, convert it into a missile, and blow up #6 with it. Unless Moonblossom is within, then I'll just taunt its happy face.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91520634249695319412011-05-22T23:13:59.059-04:002011-05-22T23:13:59.059-04:00I want number 6 and I will dub it the shag-wagon a...I want number 6 and I will dub it the shag-wagon and explain that it is always smiling because everyone who uses it gets action. <br /><br />I will enjoy my weekend zooming around in the Shag Wagon, being an utter nuisance with the La Cucaracha horn that I had installed while eating hotdogs and doritos.Moonblossomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03256723965133456015noreply@blogger.com