Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Gorgeous Gams Competition

[photo by Philippe Halsman]

Welcome to our Gorgeous Gams Competition!

Here’s your chance to show off your lovely legs to the world.


Got your cameras ready?

Send Mistress MJ a snapshot of your legs (email address is in my Blogger Profile).

Ideally, the photo will show off the shape of your legs but if you’re shy, you can cover up your legs.

Here are some ideas for those of you who don’t dare to bare your legs…

See what you can find in the kitchen…
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Get out your Bejeweler!...


Pull together a look from those clothes in the back of your closet…

Remember, this is not strictly a beauty contest for the guy or gal with the best legs.

Categories of judging include the following:

Shapliest legs

Hairest legs

Most Creative Leg Coverings

Funniest Pose

Sexiest Legs (i.e. Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin')

DEADLINE: Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011.

UPDATE: Please include a little blurb about your photo when you send it.

27 comments:

  1. Only if they make the deadline.

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  2. I'll start applying foundation now...

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  3. And your foundation garments as well.

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  4. I have the legs of a teenager! (Probably in the freezer)

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  5. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?:

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  6. R/E Sexiest legs -I assume in that category that someone posing in a nasy pornographic position will not be disqualified. (No, not Beast).

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  7. BEAST: W O R K I N G

    THERE’S NO NEED TO SHOUT!

    TB: R/E Sexiest legs -I assume in that category that someone posing in a nasy pornographic position will not be disqualified. (No, not Beast).

    Do whatever you have to do to gain the edge over these other bitches.

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  8. ...Sorry, I've been ironing my crinolines, and finding a man to check the pulley on the ceiling and to oil the come-along....

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  9. Nice to witness the Beast Return.

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  10. WALLY: ...Sorry, I've been ironing my crinolines, and finding a man to check the pulley on the ceiling and to oil the come-along....

    Will your ankles peek out from beneath your petticoat?

    How daring!

    K9: LOL@beast!

    Please do not encourage him.

    He’ll start running around with his underpants on his head.

    PEENEE: Nice to witness the Beast Return.

    I beg you…pay him no notice.

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  11. I can't keep up with all these contests! AHHHHH!!

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  12. **Prays for a brainstorm before 3rd May**
    Sx

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  13. Every year, I stop de-hairing the legs at Thanksgiving and take it up again at the spring equinox. If I had only known this contest was coming, I would have kept the hair a few weeks longer than usual.

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  14. XL: [panics]

    Will we be seeing those LL Bean boots again?

    *panics*

    RANDOM CHICK: I can't keep up with all these contests! AHHHHH!!

    We have some pills for that.

    KABUKI: now you gone and done it.

    Bring it on, beautiful.

    SCARLET: **Prays for a brainstorm before 3rd May**

    Is this deadline unreasonable?

    NURSEMYRA: ok I've sent you mine....

    Ta… you most certainly DID!

    STACIA: Every year, I stop de-hairing the legs at Thanksgiving and take it up again at the spring equinox. If I had only known this contest was coming, I would have kept the hair a few weeks longer than usual.

    We should have included a “Best Stubble” category.

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  15. "we" might win several categories.......

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  16. PRINCESS: you have mail Darling...

    Do I EVER!

    BOXER: "we" might win several categories.......

    Knock yourself out.

    Ha! Boxer..knock out…geddit?

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  17. May I send in more than one picture?

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  18. Don't be shy with the mango body butter Scarlet.

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  19. MAGO: May I send in more than one picture?

    Yes, you may send in more than one picture.

    We saw a bit of your leg in our shoe competition.

    That was a tease, I suppose.

    MITZI: Don't be shy with the mango body butter Scarlet.

    I would imagine she’s working on her special “Butter Stick Treatment” as we speak.

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