Sunday, May 29, 2011

Flirting 101

Flirting can be fun!

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Study the proper techniques…

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Tell us your success stories.

Or are you a bitter drop-out?...

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Thanks for this photo, XL!

24 comments:

  1. Rubbing a bald head, if you like that type, has worked for me in the past. Apparently I have some studying to do regarding how I carry my parasol.

    Skipping off to practice.

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  2. What does it mean when I throw my parasol up in the air?
    Sx

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  3. ...I tried the eye firtation but it was suggested that I have a nasty squint.
    Sx

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  4. HAYWARD: Welcome back!

    By the time you’ve finished practicing, I expect we’ll see you swinging it vigorously at your side.

    SCARLET: Can any of Mistress MJ’s pupils answer Miss Scarlet’s parasol question?

    Perhaps you should have visited an opthamologist instead of the dentist.

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  5. ...and what should I do if I am holding a parasol, wearing gloves and then feel the need to blow my nose? I don't want to send out any mixed messages.
    Sx

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  6. BITCHES: Help me here.

    Miss Scarlet apparently needs tutoring.

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  7. ...and what happens if I accidentally poke my eye out whilst fanning myself with the parasol??? Would this mean that I want to do very rude things with my companion?
    Sx

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  8. It's really dangerous if you start throwing around the wrong colour hankerchief.

    You should have specified that.

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  9. Is this proper hanky flirting technique?

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  10. What does a winking brown-eye mean?

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  11. Do try and behave yourselves.

    I shall be flitting in and out today to check up on you.

    *covers both eyes with both hands*

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  12. Oh dear, I never knew about all these techniques. I just thought the only thing you had to do was put out.

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  13. flirting with colored hankies in the
    back pocket is the only way to go.

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  14. Miss Norma, imagine what you could achieve with a string of multi-coloured bunting trailing from your back pocket.
    Sx

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  15. Imagine all the missed connections that must have happened...

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  16. Bitter drop-out...
    Or bitter, dropping the soap...

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  17. Ah. That would explain the funny look my friend's husband gave me as I turned my rubber gloves inside out with raised eyebrows...

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  18. I accidentally poked myself in the eye.

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  19. I blame Miss Scarlet and her careless mishandling of the parasol.

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  20. It's all fun and games ... until someone gets poked in the eye!

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  21. On the bright side, I've discovered making Cape Cods!

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