tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post566137598530976509..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Button PolishingThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51606038650565957842011-05-22T15:15:41.429-04:002011-05-22T15:15:41.429-04:00slinging the schlong (or, slinging the schort for ...slinging the schlong (or, slinging the schort for those less endowed)<br /><br />Counting boner ribs by hand, over and over and over...<br /><br />Plunging for pleasure<br /><br />Erasing the pickle by hand<br /><br />(do we get hairy palms because our wieners make our hands out to be pussy?)<br />(wax the palms!? I don't <b><i>THINK</i></b> so...bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14547767520204294295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82871817788249650492011-05-20T04:51:40.017-04:002011-05-20T04:51:40.017-04:00BONEMAN: You can never have enough!
THOMBEAU: Bot...<b>BONEMAN</b>: You can never have enough!<br /><br /><b>THOMBEAU</b>: Bottoms up!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70533127969301777582011-05-19T23:12:27.961-04:002011-05-19T23:12:27.961-04:00I'm not just a stout fellow, I also enjoy a go...I'm not just a stout fellow, I also enjoy a good ale. <i>"I'll have a glass of Bass and a piece of ASS!"</i>Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9223475442941187052011-05-19T16:45:29.469-04:002011-05-19T16:45:29.469-04:00too much?too much?bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14547767520204294295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18020716581936785152011-05-19T16:44:10.956-04:002011-05-19T16:44:10.956-04:00polish a button?
is that what girls call choking t...polish a button?<br />is that what girls call choking the chicken? whacking the weasel? beat the meat? blowing up a doll? (wait...THAT doesn't belong here...) stroking the stick? waxing the wiener? playing pocket pool? shifting the knob? practicing for the prickness? testing skin tenseness? stabbing the hand? jerking off? (dang ... THAT was plain) pillaging the pecker? a hand job with no pay or place to park? perusing the penis? filling in the space in the hand? vibrating in slow motion? (good, good, good vibrations... what else DID you think the Beach Boys were singing about?) late night dick duty? reeling in the rod? manhandling the man handle? caressing the cucumber? doodling the dong? practicing to be gay? (hey...same sex can't get any more "SAME" than your own) lengthening the socks? making donuts? (how do you THINK those bakers get that hole in there?) walking the mitt mutt? pumping the pumpernickel?bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14547767520204294295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40159325197488734322011-05-19T09:48:30.197-04:002011-05-19T09:48:30.197-04:00Oh Hai, Manda!
You snuck in under the pole.Oh Hai, Manda! <br /><br />You snuck in under the pole.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10389917198353399552011-05-19T09:47:57.011-04:002011-05-19T09:47:57.011-04:00I've seen that snapshot of your legs wrapped a...I've seen that snapshot of your legs wrapped around a pole.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4398990143025847532011-05-19T09:47:41.632-04:002011-05-19T09:47:41.632-04:00You think a fellow would know better than to call ...You think a fellow would know better than to call it a <i>button</i> of all things in front of a lady! <br /><br />Guess some men don't want to make themselves bigger after all.Moonblossomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03256723965133456015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63304204315330407902011-05-19T09:22:05.303-04:002011-05-19T09:22:05.303-04:00i've been to poland.i've been to poland.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3387095309194462512011-05-19T08:48:09.211-04:002011-05-19T08:48:09.211-04:00Big purple helmet!Big purple helmet!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23989443101648012802011-05-19T08:42:51.609-04:002011-05-19T08:42:51.609-04:00This must be what he was on about...<a href="http://www.spreadshirt.co.uk/bph-needs-a-polish-accessories-C4422I7855198" rel="nofollow"> This</a> must be what he was on about...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11625680848371627072011-05-19T08:32:20.145-04:002011-05-19T08:32:20.145-04:00Big or small, I like them all!Big or small, I like them all!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85591806830246279162011-05-19T08:26:11.786-04:002011-05-19T08:26:11.786-04:00It appears as if MJ likes her fellas stout...It appears as if MJ likes her fellas stout...designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64406741015995077022011-05-19T07:39:26.798-04:002011-05-19T07:39:26.798-04:00Herr MAGO!!!Herr MAGO!!!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1573938043597856712011-05-19T07:37:06.884-04:002011-05-19T07:37:06.884-04:00Polish button? I have a Franconian knob ...Polish button? I have a Franconian knob ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com