Monday, August 14, 2006

What Are You Wearing?



Right now … tell us ... what are you wearing?
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27 comments:

  1. Jody2:54 AM, August 14, 2006

    Oh My God MJ!

    You've finally gone round the fricking bend?

    But since you asked; jogging pants and a boring grey t-shirt (don't read too much into this outfit) I'm really not this boring all of the time.

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  2. Kapitano3:39 AM, August 14, 2006

    *White tee-shirt (inside out)
    *Tracksuit bottoms (aka jogging pants, sweats, trackers etc)
    *Sandals
    *Nothing else whatsoever.

    Summer has suddenly decided to be over. I'm cold.

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  3. tom9094:38 AM, August 14, 2006

    mj, where did you get that photo of me?

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  4. Anonymous5:12 AM, August 14, 2006

    At the moment, completely nekkid.

    As is Tazzy (the lazy cunt's still in bed, duvet off, legs wide apart, on his front, gorgeously plump buttocks rising into the air like pleasure mountains and his juicy little starfish winking seductively at me.

    I might just go back to bed.

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  5. Tazzy5:51 AM, August 14, 2006

    seeing as its now 10.43 am monday morning im showered dressed in a red t shirt black cargo trousers and flip flops !!!!

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  6. The Mistress9:29 AM, August 14, 2006

    Jody: I rounded that bend a long time ago.

    Now promise me… no more grey! Colour your world, girl!

    Kapitano: I’m always going out the door with the inside out shirt. Although I’m sure it’s an intentional fashion statement on your part and soon all the trendiest UK bloggers will be sporting the inside-out look.

    Tom: Don’t you remember? You sent that pic to me when you were drunk.

    Piggy: Stop! You’re turning me on.

    Please email me a pic of Tazzy’s arse a.s.a.p.

    And where’s the Taz Nipple pic you promised me if I posted a photo of myself?

    Midget Arse: Can we expect hourly updates on your costume changes? What were you wearing at 11:43? And 12:43?

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  7. FirstNations1:39 PM, August 14, 2006

    spongebob pyjama bottoms and a black t-shirt that says 'caution-does not play well with others'

    and a rhinestone tiara.

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  8. S.I.D.1:44 PM, August 14, 2006

    Jeans,White T shirt....fucking hell what am I doing?


    I'm dressed.Seductively.

    Unlike that disgusting description above of the Pig/Taz which has caused me to vomit violently around the room.

    Brought to you today by the WV, menvup

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  9. Billy1:49 PM, August 14, 2006

    A very queasy expression after viewing that picture...

    *shudder*

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  10. Divian2:16 PM, August 14, 2006

    That looks like Piggy before the gastric bypass.

    As for what I am wearing, I have not gotten dressed yet, so a long black lounge skirt and a tshirt that asks "how many licks does it take".

    Now later, I will be wearing a cutesy lil sun dress.

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  11. Anonymous3:12 PM, August 14, 2006

    MJ's wearing this seasons latest shade of creosote, covered in individually placed mallard feathers with a smattering of hand-sewn headlice.

    Oh her cloven hoofs, she's wearing self-seal willington boots (green), with a luxurious internal layer of Odor Eater.

    Her designer net-curtain scarf doesn't quite cover her head, but enough to avoid causing children to cry.

    Quite the thang, she looks. Quite the thang.

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  12. The Mistress3:18 PM, August 14, 2006

    FN: That is soooo you.

    SID: I picture you in a rugy jersey or football jersey and nothing else. Phwoar!

    Billy: *prescribes Gravol enema*

    Awaiting: Truth in advertising, eh?

    Hardhouse: Any burberry on you?

    I'm a vision in purple today. Positively ethereal.

    P&T: How did you slip in here? Yes, I AM quite the thang. Now feck off. Until Tazzy gets a new vest, you have no right to comment on my fashion choices. And you could certainly use a makeover. Horrid.

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  13. Anonymous3:20 PM, August 14, 2006

    SID without his corset doesn't bear thinking about.

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  14. Anonymous3:23 PM, August 14, 2006

    Ethereal? Is that what the smell is?

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  15. KAZ3:27 PM, August 14, 2006

    Hey mj, I saw this pic at 7.30 am this morning - I sent you a load of abuse as it didn't improve the taste of my toast and marmalade one bit.
    Any way the comment didn't work - my fault - and so you'll never know what I was wearing and how stunning I looked early this morning.

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  16. The Mistress3:33 PM, August 14, 2006

    Piggy: One of those tight Victoria's Secret corsets would look smashing on SID.

    I smell so good you could bottle it.

    Kaz: You're just lucky that I didn't post a nekkid pic of Piggy. You'd have choked on your brekkie.

    I'm sure you're a stunner. Unlike Piggy.

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  17. S.I.D.4:02 PM, August 14, 2006

    Piggy Willington boots?

    Now there's a Freudian slip if ever there was one.

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  18. Maddie4:53 PM, August 14, 2006

    I have got entirely too many mental images here...

    I'm wearing a black skirt, black shirt and bronze heels. Just got in from work.

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  19. WithinWithout9:21 PM, August 14, 2006

    I'm wearing the same outfit MJ was wearing the other day, I enjoyed it so much, but I don't smoke cigars.

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  20. Anonymous10:34 PM, August 14, 2006

    my normal work attire.

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  21. The Mistress10:47 PM, August 14, 2006

    WW: I hope you dryclean it before you give it back to me.

    Pink: You're nekkid then, right?

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  22. Anonymous12:24 AM, August 15, 2006

    of course not. i am in a thong. completely naked is so last season.

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  23. The Mistress3:55 PM, August 15, 2006

    Geo: Yeah, I had you pegged as a camo kinda guy.

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  24. The Mistress7:49 PM, August 15, 2006

    Geo: No one can see you creeping through the tall grass.

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  25. pissoff12:23 AM, August 16, 2006

    Niccccceeee! Kinda makes me all hot and bothered.

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  26. Romeo Morningwood11:42 AM, August 16, 2006

    SANTA certainly looks better with his fancy red costume on.

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  27. phlegmfatale10:30 AM, August 20, 2006

    Um, a robe and nothing else. gawd, when will I start reading shit before I post it? I've turned into such a crap typist.

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