Friday, August 18, 2006

Piggy Loses His Head

12 comments:

  1. LOL! Where do you find this stuff??

    OMG...am I first?

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  2. Attention everyone:

    Maddie is first!

    This is a personal first for Maddie.

    Applause please. Yay!!!

    *kicks Piggy up the arse. loses shoe*

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  3. Ok, I've looked it up, but I still don't know what a protowhatever is.
    I do know that that bog roll is better looking than Piggy.

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  4. Kaz - look up 'proctitis'

    that'll answer your quest.

    Even though you're a cheeky cunt.

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  6. Rectum??

    It nearly killed him.

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  7. Kaz: Don't look up proctitis. The words "tenesmus may occur" will put you off your tea.

    Piggy: You should know all about it as you're the poster boy for proctitis.

    SID: I see you removed that first comment. Drinking again?

    Funny joke SID. The Blackpool Opera House wants your phone number. You're on after Bradley Walsh.

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  8. I now realise that I looked up protocologist. I'm a hopeless typist.
    All is now clear - perhaps I was the only innocent left around here.

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  9. Don't anyone believe Kaz. She's no innocent. Just a bad typist.

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  10. Hmm what is this?

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  11. Charles: Piggy lost his head up his arse again. No cause for alarm. Happens all the time.

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