Tazzy and Piggy
will soon be on their way to visit everyone’s favourite Oirishman …
SID
at SID’s house in Belfast …
Belfast is a big city but there’ll be a sign pointing the way to SID’s house…
Tazzy and Piggy, like all good houseguests, will bring a gift for Mrs. SID (who, from this time on, will be known as SID’s Bird) …
SID’s Bird, in turn, has posted the house rules …
The Earth Angels (SID’s kids) will be dressed in their finest …
My Daddy’s an Eejit
And SID will put out the welcome mat …
Have fun, fellas!
Brilliant travel brochure.
ReplyDeleteEspecially the sign..rotfl..you kill me.
I don't hope to ever understand your insatiable desire to torment those poor bastards but.....
haa haaa MJ oh i am laughing soooo much well done i love it
ReplyDeleteH.E - It's only because we torment her too.
ReplyDeleteMidget arse - *kick*
MJ - Cunt.
HE: Have you seen what I have to put up with from those “poor bastards”? This is a mild example. I’m too much of a laydee to show you worse than that.
ReplyDeleteAnd don’t even think about listening to the Podcast they just made where I get slagged off along with a half dozen of the other faithful. Shocking.
Midget Arse: They should have taken you with them to Ireland. Cheap bastards.
P&T: Be sure to give SID a big mushroom tattoo.
Cheeky mare!
ReplyDeleteBut excellent pics!
Piggys trough has been scrubbed.
*remembers to book priest for exorcism
when they leave*
Oh and I don't live in Belfast,its 25 miles away.
I live among the rolling hills of County Down. Soon to be the bloodied hills of County Down.
SID: Apologies for the location mix-up but P&T told me they were going to Belfast. They’ve probably headed there first to tour all the Belfast poofter pubs. Do you have poofter pubs in County Down? Playing your Village People CD in the basement doesn’t count as a poof pub.
ReplyDeleteLOL! This was so funny!
ReplyDeleteMJ this was some way funny shit.
ReplyDeletePru & Awaiting: Always happy to make you laff at the expense of P&T.
ReplyDeleteYes I'm picking them up in Belfast,giving them a tour and then back to our place for a good thrashing*
ReplyDelete*One they won't enjoy!
There are no poofter pubs in Down.
They were all burnt down last year and their customers burnt at the stake.
SID: Please post details and pics of your tour. If they don't behave, take them to a girly bar.Then give them a good thrashing with the hurley stick.
ReplyDeleteAre you taking them to Mass on Tazzy's birthday? On second thought, don't bother. They'd be too long in the confessional box.
after Sid and Sid's bird and earthangels enter the church, the doors would probably slam shut and the earth would open up and swallot p&t whole.
ReplyDeletethat cracked me up, mj!
ReplyDeletewow, sid stole his doormat from the boston police department! thats cool!
Pink: And streams of molten sulphur poured out of the pit that swallowed them whole.
ReplyDeleteFN: SID gets around.